Metaphorical Porn Star

Lindsay. 28. Mass. Queen of Questions. Highly interactive with and appreciative of all followers. Taking the year to shift my perspective. This blog is a representation of my mind, body, and soul.

[drunken-shakespeare]

Mercutio: [wearing a cool outfit]

Romeo: [sighs] I wish I could pull that off.

Mercutio: Go ahead.

Romeo: what?

Mercutio: what?

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[rockscissorslove]

Why is this so funny?!?!

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[llcoolade]

DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S

[ladygayfeels]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PURE THING I’VE EVER SEEN! 😭❤🎉

[sydsliftingface]

I AM SOBBING THIS IS GORGEOUS WTF

[kimberlys27]

Idont even know what to say😭😭😭

[girls-justdoitbetter]

What the f u c k this is so cute

[addictedtothe-thrill]

My fucking heart

[rockscissorslove]

I'm not crying...you're crying...😭😭😭

[rockscissorslove]

I wanna squeeze on your buns.

Fun fact: I didn’t know space buns was the correct term for the double buns hairdo, so I renamed it the “sleepy koala” look💁

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[cosimacormier]

[rockscissorslove]

2 more days😍😍😍

[zephyrine-gale]

The sea and the sky are girlfriends

[backrooms-intern]

patiently awaiting Leo season

[rockscissorslove]

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You are so beautiful it’s amazing.

Awh thank you kind stranger❤️

[mukuharakazui]

asks for pride month baybies!

1. Who did you first come out to, if anyone?

2. Favorite LGBT singer/instrumentalist?

3. What’s your gender + orientation?

4. Who’s the best Gay Icon™?

5. Do you have a partner?

6. How long did your questioning process take (if you’re not still going through it)?

7. What movie/video game/TV shows have you stolen from the straights?

8. What’s your favorite color?

9. Do you go to a support/pride group?

10. Have you ever been to a pride event?

11. What’s your favorite thing about your flag(s)?

12. Favorite LGBT artist/writer?

13. How often do you get tired of The Straights?

14. How do you express your sexuality/gender?

15. Has Tumblr been more harmful of beneficial to you when it comes to discussing LGBT issues or figuring yourself out?

16. What LGBT charities/organizations do you support?

17. Distinguished, functional, or disaster?

18. Favorite LGBT film or actor?

19. Is your current environment supportive?

20. What are your plans for this June?

[langleavpoetry]

[exactlywhereimmenttobe]

as your girlfriend 

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

[rockscissorslove]

💗💗💗

[rockscissorslove]

Are you a sub or a dom?

Switch

[rockscissorslove]

I want to show you my penis 🙊

I always want cookies right after lunch...sensing a pattern.

[luminarae]

would you wear furry ears, demon horns or vampire fangs vote on ur phone now

[rockscissorslove]

Met Gala 2018

[asapbroccoli]

Care Delevingne (in Dior) at the 2018 Met Gala, 7th May. (Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination)

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FUCK.IT.UP.