Roddic's Little Shop Of Pornos

This is the spot where Roddic posts and reblogs all the furry porn (and sometimes a cool post here or there). So this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! You want to contact me? Use my various contacts. G-Mail: [email protected] Yahoo Messenger: [email protected] My Kik: Roddic Skype: roddicluna or on my sofurry, furaffinity, and inkbunny accounts under the same name; Roddic

[ttgpics]

[chromaticallychallenged]

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

[hollylu-ships-it]

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

[hollylu-ships-it]

Again, I don’t really think I was asked specifically, but hey, here ya go! ;D

My style = Original Style

[spacedewey]

The classic Teen Titans style, eh? I’m no George Perez, but…

[chillguydraws]

This is the best post now

[anthro-heaven]

Ioco - by blackteagan

[keilah87]

Johny - Koul

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My friend, the badass alchemist

Context: My best friend is some sort of sadistic monster whenever we play. In our current game, she’s playing an insane alchemist who’s traveling with us to ‘reveal her future’. This is how our first fight with a giant cave spider went down.

DM: Okay, so who’s doing what? Bard: I’m going to hide and play battle music on my ukelele. DM: That’s fair. Me, an elf assassin who irl is terrified of spiders: I’m going to try to take it out with my crossbow. DM: Roll. Me, defeated: 3 DM: The arrow zoom pass the spider and stick to the cave wall. Alchemist: Can I examine the cave? DM: You don’t want to fight? Alchemist: Nah. I wanna examine the cave.

the next few turns consisted of the Alchemist looking over the cave and the rest of the party trying in vain to kill this spider. The last turn went like this.

Alchemist: Can we leave? I’m done exploring the cave. DM: The spider’s not dead. Alchemist: Can I throw this green potion on it? DM: Roll Alchemist: 20. DM: What… what did you poor on it? Alchemist, in a very cheery and upbeat voice: Sulfuric acid! Me: Sweet jesus DM: Okay… you toss the vial onto the spider and it lets out this horrible shriek as the acid eats away at it’s flesh. Alchemist: Is it dead? DM: Almost but not- Alchemist: I’m throwing another vial. *rolls another 20* DM: What… what was that? Alchemist: *opens up her notebook and points* A little something I’m calling the Winni special. It causes the water in your body to instantly harden. Bard: DEAR GOD DM: *looking over the notebook* it checks out. So, as it’s screaming in pain the liquid inside of it begins to harden and spider falls over after another pained scream. Alchemist: is it dead now? The rest of the table: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY YES DM: If it isn’t? Alchemist: I’m fully prepared to dose myself in a protection potion and start mutilating it for parts. DM: … It’s dead.

[bruteandbrawn]

Patreon | Twitter | FA

[witchyndbitchy-deactivated20210]

“Witch” is and will continue to be a gender neutral term.

[libraford]

Keep reblogging this- it’s helping gender nonconforming and male witches feel accepted in the community. 

[huskythunder-deactivated2018092]

Furries rejoice! New h0rs3 animation! Enjoy! <3

[spooniestrong]

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[lifelikeslemons]

I always called that last one the ‘O-hime laugh’

[rosecoveredtardis]

If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you're doing

Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?

Have you had something to drink today?

Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 

If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me

Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[spaceslushie]

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

[bright-the-wolf]

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

[boobiemom]

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

[roberto-small-blog]

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

[smolpatrol-blog]

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

[i-am-having-a-good-time]

One of the best post ever.

[matthewfoxart]

Reblogging for obvious reasons

[proteusolm]

There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

[kaijutegu]

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

[finnverbose]

So you’re telling me zombie is absolutely a valid career path

[reign-sl]

Watch the movie on Netflix called “ It Follows” lol

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Basically our hunting super power is that we are really smart, good at tools and can walk/run forever. 

My roommate Kait runs 20 miles 4 times a week. Horses can only travel about 32 miles a day.

If my roommate ran 20 miles twice in one day (possible if she does one in the morning and one in the afternoon) she would out travel a horse.

 She is not FASTER than a horse, but if a horse was walking away from her for 8 solid hours,  Kait could catch up to it.  She could probably also walk after it for an additional 5-10 miles after the run and then stab it when it got too tired to go on.

But kait’s athletic. 

 I, on the other hand, am a fatty fat who weighs 210 and never exercises ever.

I once, completely spontaneously because i had no money for the train, walked 17 miles in the winter from one end of Chicago to the other. I had also not eaten and was wearing a backpack. It took me 3 hours, but I accomplished it with ease. If i wasn’t a chub goddess, and had eaten and it was summer and I wasn’t wearing a backpack with a laptop in it, imagine how far and fast I could have gone. 

Now. Horses can only sustain a run for about 15 miles ( at 8-10mph it takes them a little over an hour).

If my fat ass was walking towards a horse for 3 hours and it was literally running away from me. It would become exhausted after 15 miles and unless it can recover completely in 2 hours for another lengthy sprint, I can reasonably catch up to it and stab it. (not that i would ever stab a horse. horses are terrifying and should be regarded with suspicion, respect and fear)

The longest run ever was 350 miles over 80 hours without sleep.

We are endurance monsters. 

[gothiclolitapl]

humans terrify me

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

“Our existence is a horror story told from the monsters perspective” is one of the coolest and most terrifying sentences I’ve ever thought about

[roddicluna]

To all furries who yiff or rp

Please reblog so we can find each other better and chat

[polygonfighter]

Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage

This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night

[eykonto-deactivated20260227]

I don’t know why, but I think people are automatically being unfollowed from the Net Neutrality tag. It happens to me every time I try to follow it. I’ll follow the tag, come back 20 minutes later & I’ll for some reason have unfollowed the tag automatically. I think this may be happening to a majority of people in an attempt to silence the resistance. Please take a screen shot of this post in case it gets deleted.

[polygonfighter]

hey yeah can yall reblog this cause this is very important. Tumblr is ACTIVELY trying to silence out outrage at this by making us incapable of seeing coverage of events. We’re all gonna have to come together and step up about this.

Every little note counts, spread the word, dont give in so easily

[polygonfighter]

I just checked this and i can CONFIRM that tumblr AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU UNFOLLOW THE NET NEUTRALITY TAGS AFTER 20 MINUTES

Please spread the word! Screen shot this post just in case it gets deleted!!

[bristlee1]

There is a reason that happens.  Tumblr is OWNED by Verizon who is a leader in throwing money at getting rid of Net Neutrality.  They have spent literally millions to bring it down so that they can charge you more, slow down your internet and block you from sites they do not deem appropriate.  Keep sending in letters, emails and making phone calls.  IF you post about it ADD links for FS!

What is Net Neutrality: click here (X)

How to fight back, doing NOTHING is not an option:  

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

http://act.freepress.net/sign/internet_lifeline_fcc/?source=website_action%3Fsource%3Dwebsite_actions

https://www.aclu.org/issues/free-speech/dont-dismantle-net-neutrality

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-repeal-net-neutrality

[uniquely-waffles]

Ok this is really freaking me out so I’m just gonna keep on typing “SIGNAL BOOST” on this

[polygonfighter]

Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage

This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night

[eykonto-deactivated20260227]

I don’t know why, but I think people are automatically being unfollowed from the Net Neutrality tag. It happens to me every time I try to follow it. I’ll follow the tag, come back 20 minutes later & I’ll for some reason have unfollowed the tag automatically. I think this may be happening to a majority of people in an attempt to silence the resistance. Please take a screen shot of this post in case it gets deleted.

[polygonfighter]

hey yeah can yall reblog this cause this is very important. Tumblr is ACTIVELY trying to silence out outrage at this by making us incapable of seeing coverage of events. We’re all gonna have to come together and step up about this.

Every little note counts, spread the word, dont give in so easily

[polygonfighter]

I just checked this and i can CONFIRM that tumblr AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU UNFOLLOW THE NET NEUTRALITY TAGS AFTER 20 MINUTES

Please spread the word! Screen shot this post just in case it gets deleted!!

[bristlee1]

There is a reason that happens.  Tumblr is OWNED by Verizon who is a leader in throwing money at getting rid of Net Neutrality.  They have spent literally millions to bring it down so that they can charge you more, slow down your internet and block you from sites they do not deem appropriate.  Keep sending in letters, emails and making phone calls.  IF you post about it ADD links for FS!

What is Net Neutrality: click here (X)

How to fight back, doing NOTHING is not an option:  

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

http://act.freepress.net/sign/internet_lifeline_fcc/?source=website_action%3Fsource%3Dwebsite_actions

https://www.aclu.org/issues/free-speech/dont-dismantle-net-neutrality

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-repeal-net-neutrality

[uniquely-waffles]

Ok this is really freaking me out so I’m just gonna keep on typing “SIGNAL BOOST” on this

[heartstoppercomic]

Mini-Comic: Flower Shop

A little story set in an alternate universe about how one man asked out a kind florist…

This mini-comic was made possible with the support of my Patreon patrons! Join our little Heartstopper gang on Patreon to gain access to exclusive artwork, bonus content, early pages, and more! www.patreon.com/aliceoseman

read from the beginning / read on tapas / my art blog / my personal blog(come talk to me!) / my art shop / read the next update early on Patreon!

Charlie, a highly-strung, openly gay over-thinker, and Nick, a cheerful, soft-hearted rugby player, meet at a British all-boys grammar school. Friendship blooms quickly, but could there be something more…?

Nick and Charlie are characters from my debut novel, Solitaire. Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st.

i really appreciate reblogs and shares - please help me spread word about this comic! i’m so excited for people to read it!

notes:

Keep reading

[furryfucker101]

[jim16365]

Love it

[tbare53]

Luv it too

[crazyomgblr]

love it

[plmnjiu]

It’s my life

[bitcjpupnj]

Woof

[piggyozcubpup]

Woof! Horny men & horny animals.. Nothing better!! Melbourne Australia, kik: ozcubpup

[behrbttm46]

Totally into it right here