OH HE'S SO PRINGLES

roy - 22 - he/him - reasonable raving, derange-able despot

[rodney-redbird]

i love Poker Night 2 (2013)

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[symdog]

when you're in a betrayal contest and your opponent has an obsession with forgiveness

[kiwinatorwaffles]

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[skarchomp]

I dunno, bawss. Maybe he escaped from da palm of da Buddha or somethin'.

[maxknightley]

The Buddha's palm was an allegory for the inconsequential nature of his martial achievements in comparison to true enlightenment, ya friggin' idiot! Now, listen: he's either here or he's achieved nirvana, and if he's here, you're damn well gonna take this gun and shoot him!

[spacepetals]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[moonlitorchestrator]

no righteousness + no might = a worm

righteousness + no might = a fool

no righteousness + might = a beast

righteousness + might = a hero of justice

[okeanoscore]

🔴🟡🔵⚫

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[honorculture]

[dogpuppy]

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[swordscomic]

Limited Potential