Roflicious

I'm 28 years old and from Missouri. I'm currently a German to English Translator. Message me if you'd like to talk!

[ampervadasz]

[smooththegoofyshark]

Thanks! I hate it!

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[juliastiles]

[bob-belcher]

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[grownthot]

GOT DAMN

[meanplastic]

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[hallucin8]

“are these nudes old?”

First of all, these are the classics

[hotboyproblems]

[ethugs]

Jesus Christ

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[grilledcheezy92]

How could you leave out the best reply?

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[cosmic-aria]

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK OF THE KINGDOM HEARTS III THEME SONG

[advanced-procrastination]

The tune fits, but the lyrics are way too relevant to the plot to be on a Kingdom Hearts soundtrack you fools

[antsatapicnic]

According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

on the lookout for some funky joints

[humorgracioso]

[shinhito]

So fucking cute.

[64bitwar]

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

[diekingdomcome]

Animals are awesome

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.