"roger that, onslaught!"

vanessa 🍑 30s 🍑 selfship sideblog: @croc-crush

[rogerthat-onslaught]

🍑 SIDEBLOG: @croc-crush - selfship (i respectfully ask you to disregard this if you're not into it yourself)

🍑 hi i'm vanessa and welcome to my main blog! it's mostly video games, transformers, and other stuff sprinkled in.

🍑 this blog runs on a frequent queue!

🍑 all transformers nsfw posts are tagged with "#valveplug"

🍑 my gifs

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

She’s so fucking beautiful

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[sidedere]

DID THE JOURNAL FACTORY FUCKING EXPLODE???

you said it yourself: you're looking to vent it LITERALLY ANYWHERE

so vent it somewhere private. or at least not literally aimed AT another person, a total stranger at that

Like, this reblogger sounds so insanely self centered in their reblog. notice how both options focus on how being rude would affect THEM. "B has no consequences for me so it's perfectly fine to do"

(the only reason I didn't show their username in the screenshot is because, given how self victimizing they sound in their reblog, I believe that, if I did show their username, suddenly online stuff wouldn't seem so inconsequential to them and they'd accuse me of sending harrassment their way and putting them in danger)

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them

[yeesiine]

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

So this is love So this is what makes life divine I’m all aglow and now I know The key to all heaven is mine My heart has wings and I can fly I’ll touch every star in the sky So this is the miracle I’ve been dreaming of So this is love

CINDERELLA (1950)

[im-caky]

*plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks pe

[clara-the-cat]

Robot girl with artificial skin who can feel touch and temperature using her Amazing Digital Dermis

[hothotmiso]

[rogerthat-onslaught]

Fehhh.

[altrnvte]

On this day, my birthday, 9 years ago, I received the Destiny 1 collection.

If you told me then this is how it'll come to an end 9 years later, I think I'd still love the game for this long all the same.

[surlifen]

can you read me a bedtime post?

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[owlbearwildshape]

Now, shall we go or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here? | Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)

Bonus Astarion disapproves:

[villainii]

“The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone.”

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[maple-and-pie]

Got a really cute Flygon from @gotchibam and made a quick drawing of them!