Wake Me When You Need Me

Matt/Geralt | 28 | he/him | bi trans man | I mostly yell about the witcher, werewolves, comics, and video games

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[thequeenofcringe22]

(Affectionate)

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[slechterick]

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

[halfwayriight]

Control Resonant - Paranatural Manhattan

[weedass]

choose your path wisely

[dinokingdom]

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

[martyfive]

no deeper madness than your own making

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[hoohti]

I redrew my very first Maria fanart... (reupload bc I had to fix some stuff)

[lesbianroyai]

rwby makes me want to cry so bad. imagine being created with the budget of a nickel and two toothpicks. the map of the region was a stain on a napkin. the creator wrote out to the ninth volume but died before the last of the third volume. but his friends kept the show going, kept true to what he wrote. the show survived the shutdown of the parent company. had crossover movies with wb and was dropped by them as well. got picked up by yet another studio. has been in hiatus hell for 3 years but is confirmed to continue. this is insane and unheard of for this type of show. also the core message of the show is to not give up, to keep going even when the going gets tough, never give up. rwby is not giving up. rwby, monty, you will always be famous <3

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[senatortedcruz]

[infamouslydorky]

I think my favorite part of the game Control is it recognizes the eldrich existential horror that is corporate government work culture

[hamyheikki]

Maybe the real horror was the paperwork we found on the way

[adeninee]

hands down the funniest messages in me3

[g-meister]

Just a whisper. I hear it in my ghost.

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[weaselle]

caught by surprise by this narrative, call that a pot twist