Were it so easy

🌟 30s 🌟 she/her ✌ Mostly Halo, Mass Effect, and general meme nonsense

[holyshonks]

20 years in the making. Finally giving her what she deserves.

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[d3zmondzsillyblog]

let's serve cunt with mama

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[kuttithevangu]

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

[music-daily]

Lil Nas X gives a life update.

[furuba]

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[lesbianmasterchief]

captain. don't even worry about it

[oh-kays-stuff]

:D

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[oh-kays-stuff]

BIG SLURP

[holyshonks]

My boss doesn't even ride my ass or bother me 90% of the time but man is there anything like the week when your boss is on vacation

[malwarewolf404]

Human Marine, injured: D-do you -aghk!- Do you have a tourniquet?

Swords of Sangheilios Warrior, trying hard to remember his interspecies briefing: H-have you tried… not getting hit?

[bloodgulchblog]

[nekoprankster218]

wait, is this true? I constantly think about the fact humans show up as relics on the Luminaries and that the Covenant was always on a wild goose chase.

"this planet is supposed to have millions of relics, where are they?! *shoots human* maybe if we pillage more we'll finally find them"

[bloodgulchblog]

Getting out of goof territory and into more serious, I remain open to the possibility that I've missed something or gotten a wrong idea.

But humans showing up as "forerunner artifacts" on Covenant scans because their equipment detects "reclaimers" and the Covenant think it's "reclamation" meaning some precious treasure they can go get.

That works well for the plot of this book, but I swear it is not stated/shown anywhere else and also it doesn't hold water if you think about it in the long run. If they could just detect humans like that with really strong granularity from really long ranges, wouldn't we see that used offensively later? And 27 years of war and nobody notices it's not adding up, they always find humans and the humans don't have treasure, every time? After Maccabeus (I think? It's been a minute, it might be another character in that book) is already starting to question it at Harvest right out of the gate???? My suspension of disbelief, she cannae take it, cap'n.

Sometimes in Halo there's stuff that just... the whole thing gels better if you nod your head and politely accept something that doesn't mesh with the rest of it was retconned through omission later, and let it be.

[softwaring]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[birdbonesco]

There are a handful of prints we’ve had in our collection that we’re sharing for the first time online, starting with the badge art I did for this year’s Comicpalooza. These were for the Halo and Matrix speed passes. A special thank you to everyone who bought a print!