Lost In The Sauce

She/Her

[probuccalfat]

i do think i’m better than people for not shopping on shein or temu

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

every iteration of this meme makes me cackle

[nxctern]

Tax

[iifares]

[bl00dalchemist]

The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.

Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[amynchan]

I wasn’t gonna reblog, but this poor person’s eyes.  They scream of pain and desperation.

[jellopen]

I've never watched boruto

[chillisoni]

Hey everyone!!! I haven't figured out how everything works here yet, but here's my little fan art, I hope someone sees it and you like it😋

[jellopen]

Family photo

[tenartist]

Team 7 x Avatar AU

[pondwitch]

recently generated a dwarf fortress world and went to start an adventurer but the only options were human and elf. confused, i decided to investigate the history of the world through legends mode. i learned that

-dwarves went extinct towards the dawn of time -almost every character was a were-tapir -there was a blind forgotten beast named Gabe -a goblin who lived to be 3 years old was deemed by the game to be one of the most important people in this world’s history -several artifacts were made by a great necromancer who lived before the dawn of time who was also an actual giraffe -did i mention everyone was a fucking were-tapir

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

stone age isekai where an upper paleolithic hunter who can't get any gatherer pussy gets run over by a mammoth and reincarnated in a primitive world, like acheulean stone industry level. he wows the local peopls with his knowledge of advanced technology like microliths and dugout canoes. rapidly his tribe begins to dominate the local area and he wins the respect and admiration of its members. the women are amazed by his cave art and he has flirtatious but completely sexless relationships with a tsundere gatherer with small breasts, a nurturing motherly gatherer with large breasts, and a surprisingly feminine hunter

[phaeton-flier]

I think about this post a lot. Like, what is it like for him. Your average Isekai is so artistically incestous that every protagonist has seen a dozen different subgenres of isekai themselves, and even the earliest of the genre had the concept of different worlds, or different cultures.

To an upper paleolithic, to whom his many cultural and technological tools are as natural and eternal as the mountains themselves, all spread across any human he might've seen millennia ago, what does he think? Does he think he's come across some lost tribe of children, somehow never taught any of the natural parts of the world? If they cheer him for his brilliance, does he feel like a lost father, respected by these giant children? If his home culture has legends of times before discoveries, or of gods of long ago, does he ever wonder if they, too, came from true adulthood that he himself can never see? Does he ever realize the flat chested one actually likes him?

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?