sorry my prada’s at the cleaners

rogue • 27 • she/they

[pancakeke]

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

[heyitspizzaking]

[sesh]

fuck it we ball

[suigintou]

the twitter good ending was that everyone at twitter told elon to fuck off and simply kept running the website as if he were not at the head of it before physically throwing him out of the building and him being unable to do anything about it thereby exposing the massive power and influence of billionaires to be nothing more than paper-thin social agreement completely helpless in the face of a team of workers with unified purpose and solidarity who have no need for a dipshit emerald mine heir to be involved at any step of the operation let alone the top but we missed the flags for that route some time ago

[suigintou]

we can still get the neutral ending if someone kills him though

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[vampirebriar]

[universejunction]

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

[everlarrk]

"What can we expect?"

"You can expect a beautiful, jam-packed adventure, that is Black Panther Wakanda Forever; a love letter to Chadwick Bosemen." - Letitia Wright

[roguegrayson]

i almost don’t wanna update my account bc it’s like a time capsule

[2-dee]

this site is truly the reminder of why my humor has gone to absolute shit and that's okay

[roguegrayson]

are we logging on here now

[whisky-soul]

Today’s wholesome content (x)

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[marveledits]

You’re like me

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[deductionfreak]

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

[shiny-rhydon]

same energy

[diamondnokouzai]

what if jack isnt actually the face of boe and he was just fucking with the doctor. like jack still KNOWS the face of boe so those two teamed up to fuck with the doctor and be like ‘yeah im jack and jack is me we are one and the same’ and jack is just behind that jar losing his mind

[neonprotagonist]

shut Up

[diamondnokouzai]

the face of boe: doctor….you and i……are………old friends……

jack, giggling into a walkie talkie: yeah yeah. now tell him……tell him you remember ‘cardiff’. and, uh, the ‘bad wolf corporation’. 

two weeks later

the face of boe, psychically: and tell him youre from the boeshane peninsula. that you were, uh, the mascot.

jack, with a straight face: the face of boe, they called me.

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[andisupreme]

So this is what they mean by Boys Will Be Boys

[iiswhoiis-deactivated20170714]

[iiswhoiis-deactivated20170714]

when you have receipts

[bikaidanalenko]