Rowan

one severely anxious fucking gay

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

[orriculum]

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool

[circegrimoire]

yall really gonna expose me like this huh

[orriculum]

what else am i gonna do

[rabdoidal]

[themaiajae]

[7tny]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

What else are we supposed to do…follow the straights? :\

[glizzygaymer]

[californiadreamboy]

Follow the straights?

[dahveeeeeeed]

Follow the straights?

[sergioshorts]

Follow the straights?

[thenamesjavii]

Follow the straights?

[youbetterworkk]

Follow the straights?

[dephus]

“Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once.”

— Unknown

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[gaylyy]

pretty girl: makes eye contact with me

me:

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

This is the kindest expression I’ve ever seen in my life no one has ever looked at me with this much empathy and understanding

[princesstigerbelle]

I would die for this cat

[mzingalwa]

This cat wouldn’t want you to.

[toiletpaperfandom]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.

If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.

[be-blackstar]

This is disgusting.

[realizashuns]

[sweeeetsun]

Good.

[tunte]

I hear the audio clip from it. She was so fucking terrified and when they told her it was a prank the first thing she asked was if the guy who had “jumped” was okay or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

She deserves to sue.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Prank shows should be about making people fucking laugh at the prank

Good prank: when those people turned their roommate’s bedroom into a storage closet while he was away

Bad pranks: when Mariah Carey was convinced she knocked over a 200 foot Christmas tree and ruined hundreds of kids’ Christmas presents

[wynx-hates-pedos]

Also this isn’t even a prank it’s just abuse. People need to learn the difference between pranks and abuse.

[mamoru]

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

[mamoru]

oh wow you are so right! thank you!

[treygotguap]

Make her wet

Without even touching her

[skvtergod-deactivated20220227]

Throw a glass of water in her face

[weather-peen]

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

[mpregalecki]

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

[whenyouplayme]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[stellarsappho]

I sang the whole thing