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watch me curve this bitch

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[recoveringdirectioner]

not listening to one direction for a while and then listening to one direction again is like drugs. it’s like every drug. all the drugs. i am high as fuck off that 1D pack at 8:39am in my cubicle.

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[verumex]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[avantgarden-er]

Wait I actually don’t care

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[gluten-free-lap-dances]

Superior Street

Duluth, Minnesota 10.2025

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls