Year of the Double Crit, Babey

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Fjord: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.

Yasha: That’s the spirit!

Fjord: Oh, fuck, where?!

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Nott, after Caduceus said he was leaving: But what if I have a bitchy opinion and/or comment?

Caduceus: Just whisper it into the wind, and if it’s juicy enough I will hear it.

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I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck’.

Beau.

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Beau: I scared them, didn’t I?

Fjord: They’re terrified of you.

Beau: That makes me so happy.

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Fjord: Look, I am going to be frank.

Caduceus: Okay, can I still be Caduceus?

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Beau: Imagine if you came home one night and everyone was like, quietly reading.

Caleb: I would be suspicious.

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Fjord: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Nott: I don’t know how to do that.

Caduceus: I don’t wear a watch.

Caleb: Time is a construct.

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Jester: You murdered three people!

Nott: It all just sort of snowballed.

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Hello Everyone, and welcome to my incorrect critical role blog.

It’s your standard incorrect quotes blog. Once per day, (sometimes including weekends, sometimes not), an incorrect quote will be posted.

I tag each pair/group involved with a relevant name.

The Mighty Nein: when there’s more than 2 or 3. The Whole Nein Yards: When the whole gang’s there. Team 6am Pushups: Fjord and Beau. Team Menagerie Coast: Fjord and Jester. Team Mushrooms: Beau and Caduceus. Team Tragic Backstories: Caleb and Yasha. Team Chaos: Beau and Nott. Team Buttons: Fjord and Nott. Team Far From Home: Caduceus and Yasha.

Those are the combinations that I’ve posted and/or are in the queue. If you have any suggestions for tags for specific combinations, please let me know.

For the most part, I won’t post any shipping quotes. Sometimes, I’ll post a quote that alludes to a ship. I will tag the ship just in case.

Thank you, and enjoy your stay.

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[confronted by an angry, bellowing bull]

Caleb, whispering: I’ve got a plan.

Beau: What is it?

Caleb: Uh, well… uh, you… pet him.

Beau: Yeah…

Caleb: And I’ll… RUN.

Beau: Oh, well, thanks a lot!

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Yasha: Sometimes, we screw things up for the better.

Caduceus: That’s a good motto. We should use it.

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Caleb: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.

Beau: Caleb, that’s a coma.

Caleb: Sounds festive.

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Nott: Destiny wanted us to meet Beau, so we did!

Beau: [Rolls her eyes.]

Nott: Destiny also wanted me to create that very big explosion last night, so I did that too!

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[Beau walks in in a pink shirt.]

Jester: Oh, my Traveler.

Nott: Beau is wearing pink! Beau is wearing pink!

Yasha: Are we sure it’s not just a white shirt that’s been bloodied in a fight?

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[Skipping stones on a lake.]

Fjord: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Nott [whispering]: Take that, you fucking lake.

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Jester: What are we doing?

Nott: Wasting our lives.

Jester: I meant for lunch.

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Beau: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.

Caleb: But what would you do with all your free time?