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Hob Gadling being the “I would die for you” in the relationship even though he is desperate to live vs Morpheus “I would live for you” despite not always wanting to
I just wanted to draw them kissing...
A little moment from @circetovanaen and I Sandman fanfic A Midwinter Night's Dream, for a future chapter^^
Excited for human Dream to also sit around reading with his tits out and I'm sure Hob is too
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Morpheus & Hob Gadling ❤️ [inspi]
THE SANDMAN | 1.06 “The Sound of Her Wings”
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Sorry it took so long 😅
Like I said on my pinned post I'm pretty busy.
I'll write more headcanons on him later.
I might also design Athena at some point cause I have ✨ideas✨ about their relationship (both in literal and symbolic sense)
"arthur is a hufflepuff and merlin is a gryffindor!!!" i scream as they drag me away.
we, as a community, don't talk nearly enough about poseidon's trumpet being in "god games" when athena is trying to get up after zeus' strike, and i think that's a travesty.
we also don't talk nearly enough about his trumpet in "would you fall in love with me again" or in "odysseus", and i think we all desperately need to because his trumpet appears only, like, six times in the whole musical, and three of those times are in songs he's not even in.
poseidon: best boy, confirmed.
Teleseidon headcanons 👀
oh, gods, uhhhhhh-
the last time i tried to do this, it did not end very successfully hahaha let me see...
teleseidon headcanons
the original, and eternal, headcanon: they're very much in love. (genuinely, i don't think i've ever thought of them or written them as anything except infatuated with each other, and i doubt i ever will. they are in love, your honor- they come as a set; do not separate, please and thanks.)
poseidon has a bigger sweet tooth than telemachus, but he indulges it less frequently.
along this same wavelength, poseidon is the partner that will claim to not be hungry and not want anything but eat half of telemachus' food. (telemachus feeds him half and plans accordingly, anyway, because offerings, but he thinks it's hilarious, regardless.)
they don't spoon when they sleep together very frequently because poseidon is quite heavy and cold (and he does not want to wake up to a squashed telesicle), but instead they'll hold hands or telemachus will sleep with his head on poseidon's chest so that he can roll away at any moment if the chill becomes too much.
i love making telemachus obsessed with the sea even before they meet. that obsession then translates over to the god of the sea itself, and telemachus has zero complaints. (someone once commented on one of my fics about telemachus being a disney princess, and i fully accept that because he's definitely giving moana energy in my mind.)
in addition to this, they absolutely fall in love at first sight. it's instant. there's a shift in the air. telemachus just knows. and poseidon just decides that, yes, that one- he wants that one. (sometimes he doesn't know that he's fallen, but he definitely has lol)
along the same moana thought line, poseidon manipulates the sea on the same beach that telemachus frequents just to say hello to him or spend time. whenever he can't be physically there, telemachus can find his essence in the waves on that one specific beach on the coast of ithaca. (it is the same beach telemachus' rooms face in my fics. hardly anyone else goes there because it's right by the palace, and no one wants to tread to close insolently.)
neither one of them is a fan of pda, but, insanely, they will absolutely get it on in a public space (although not with anyone else around). their favorite place is their beach (yes, the beach is theirs; they own it now lol)
poseidon is protective; telemachus is possessive. very important distinction.
modern teleseidon have a farm. idk. it just works for them. it's a personal farm, though, and they don't sell anything, but they will have one of those stands at the front of their farm where people are free to take any of their excess produce, etc. it's right by the beach, too, and they have lots of horses and livestock.)
the horses for their farm are telemachus' idea. they're almost always still in ithaca when i think of modern teleseidon, and ithaca is not built for horses, but telemachus figures that since they're by the beach and it's mostly flatland around there, they should absolutely have some, and poseidon is all too happy to provide.
they're both introverts which works out rather well for them. neither of them actually have the energy to deal with their families.
telemachus likes zeus and hates hermes. poseidon thinks it's hilarious, and hermes is severely despondent about it (rip bud)
telemachus collects gods like pokemon, but poseidon is his absolute favorite. (he'll never admit it, though, because athena's still his bestie)
telemachus has a complex about resembling odysseus too much, so poseidon plays up his hatred for odysseus in front of telemachus just to make him feel better because he obviously wouldn't be with someone that reminds him of someone he hates. (it works like a charm.)
both of them value actions more than words, so most of their serious moments are entirely non-verbal and all of their affections are expressed through physicality and hardly ever spoken out loud.
poseidon doesn't much like being worshipped as a deity in a relationship, so telemachus finds other ways to worship him instead.
telemachus has the gruffest morning voice ever, and poseidon has a personal favorite pastime of getting him to talk as soon as he wakes up so that he can hear it. he's just a little bit obsessed with it. (somehow, telemachus never really notices that lol)
both of their love languages are quality time, and they can, have, and will spend hours in each others presence without growing the least bit tired or needing space- always with intention, always in the present, always with each other.
poseidon gets telemachus a dog because telemachus mentions argos to him a few times. (modern teleseidon have him as a working dog on the farm. he's a very good boy.) it is a sheepdog because it represents them hahaha
they're absolutely fucking smitten with each other idk idk they're in love, they're in love, they're in love- they're the tender version of "matching each others' freak" because they're just so soft. they love each other so much.
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes and so many more yesses.
Very interesting that Telemachus would hate Hermes, for me I see it as he likes BOTH Zeus and Hermes but Poseidon is like “why both of them” because they both piss him off easily, but I’m still interested in that interpretation quite a bit.
telemachus hating hermes kind of goes hand in hand with his whole not liking being compared to odysseus bit in my interpretation. since hermes is so fond of odysseus, telemachus is already a little ill at ease with hermes, and then hermes is very high energy and teasing, and telemachus is like "eye twitching" lol
it's more of a squid ward and spongebob type of dynamic, truthfully, but he finds himself more at ease around gods that don't like odysseus than the ones that do hahaha (athena is his singular exception lol queen shit)
Ohhh that makes sense. I love that interpretation ngl. And Telemachus not wanting to be compared to his father is a hc I’ve loved for a while too. That’s why I like to think he resembles his mother physically more than his father :) (it still pains me Penelope and tele barely interact in epic)
omg yes! telemachus resembling is mother more is canon imo hahaha i absolutely adore it. as he grows up, i like to think he resembles his father a little more, but he clings to the bits of him that look like his mother (a la harry potter and being told he has his mother's eyes when he's the spitting image of his father)
the most canon thing about epic is how little tele and penelope interact, and it is a bona fide tragedy (but excellent for angst purposes lololol)
your lawzo stories give me life, imagine my surprise going to reread a couple and seeing you posted a new one that was a very pleasant surprise!
omg aaaaaa a lawzo fan!!! hello!!!!! you can thank my dear friend for being in the slumps for that hahaha nothing is quite as motivating as friendship hahaha
i hope you enjoyed the new fic! it's just a ridiculous amount of fluff, but i hope it was enjoyable!! i'm so glad and honored that you enjoy my work! <333
we, as a community, don't talk nearly enough about poseidon's trumpet being in "god games" when athena is trying to get up after zeus' strike, and i think that's a travesty.
Teleseidon headcanons 👀
oh, gods, uhhhhhh-
the last time i tried to do this, it did not end very successfully hahaha let me see...
teleseidon headcanons
the original, and eternal, headcanon: they're very much in love. (genuinely, i don't think i've ever thought of them or written them as anything except infatuated with each other, and i doubt i ever will. they are in love, your honor- they come as a set; do not separate, please and thanks.)
poseidon has a bigger sweet tooth than telemachus, but he indulges it less frequently.
along this same wavelength, poseidon is the partner that will claim to not be hungry and not want anything but eat half of telemachus' food. (telemachus feeds him half and plans accordingly, anyway, because offerings, but he thinks it's hilarious, regardless.)
they don't spoon when they sleep together very frequently because poseidon is quite heavy and cold (and he does not want to wake up to a squashed telesicle), but instead they'll hold hands or telemachus will sleep with his head on poseidon's chest so that he can roll away at any moment if the chill becomes too much.
i love making telemachus obsessed with the sea even before they meet. that obsession then translates over to the god of the sea itself, and telemachus has zero complaints. (someone once commented on one of my fics about telemachus being a disney princess, and i fully accept that because he's definitely giving moana energy in my mind.)
in addition to this, they absolutely fall in love at first sight. it's instant. there's a shift in the air. telemachus just knows. and poseidon just decides that, yes, that one- he wants that one. (sometimes he doesn't know that he's fallen, but he definitely has lol)
along the same moana thought line, poseidon manipulates the sea on the same beach that telemachus frequents just to say hello to him or spend time. whenever he can't be physically there, telemachus can find his essence in the waves on that one specific beach on the coast of ithaca. (it is the same beach telemachus' rooms face in my fics. hardly anyone else goes there because it's right by the palace, and no one wants to tread to close insolently.)
neither one of them is a fan of pda, but, insanely, they will absolutely get it on in a public space (although not with anyone else around). their favorite place is their beach (yes, the beach is theirs; they own it now lol)
poseidon is protective; telemachus is possessive. very important distinction.
modern teleseidon have a farm. idk. it just works for them. it's a personal farm, though, and they don't sell anything, but they will have one of those stands at the front of their farm where people are free to take any of their excess produce, etc. it's right by the beach, too, and they have lots of horses and livestock.)
the horses for their farm are telemachus' idea. they're almost always still in ithaca when i think of modern teleseidon, and ithaca is not built for horses, but telemachus figures that since they're by the beach and it's mostly flatland around there, they should absolutely have some, and poseidon is all too happy to provide.
they're both introverts which works out rather well for them. neither of them actually have the energy to deal with their families.
telemachus likes zeus and hates hermes. poseidon thinks it's hilarious, and hermes is severely despondent about it (rip bud)
telemachus collects gods like pokemon, but poseidon is his absolute favorite. (he'll never admit it, though, because athena's still his bestie)
telemachus has a complex about resembling odysseus too much, so poseidon plays up his hatred for odysseus in front of telemachus just to make him feel better because he obviously wouldn't be with someone that reminds him of someone he hates. (it works like a charm.)
both of them value actions more than words, so most of their serious moments are entirely non-verbal and all of their affections are expressed through physicality and hardly ever spoken out loud.
poseidon doesn't much like being worshipped as a deity in a relationship, so telemachus finds other ways to worship him instead.
telemachus has the gruffest morning voice ever, and poseidon has a personal favorite pastime of getting him to talk as soon as he wakes up so that he can hear it. he's just a little bit obsessed with it. (somehow, telemachus never really notices that lol)
both of their love languages are quality time, and they can, have, and will spend hours in each others presence without growing the least bit tired or needing space- always with intention, always in the present, always with each other.
poseidon gets telemachus a dog because telemachus mentions argos to him a few times. (modern teleseidon have him as a working dog on the farm. he's a very good boy.) it is a sheepdog because it represents them hahaha
they're absolutely fucking smitten with each other idk idk they're in love, they're in love, they're in love- they're the tender version of "matching each others' freak" because they're just so soft. they love each other so much.
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes and so many more yesses.
Very interesting that Telemachus would hate Hermes, for me I see it as he likes BOTH Zeus and Hermes but Poseidon is like “why both of them” because they both piss him off easily, but I’m still interested in that interpretation quite a bit.
telemachus hating hermes kind of goes hand in hand with his whole not liking being compared to odysseus bit in my interpretation. since hermes is so fond of odysseus, telemachus is already a little ill at ease with hermes, and then hermes is very high energy and teasing, and telemachus is like "eye twitching" lol
it's more of a squidward and spongebob type of dynamic, truthfully, but he finds himself more at ease around gods that don't like odysseus than the ones that do hahaha (athena is his singular exception lol queen shit)
working on modern au teleseidon, and they’ve already fallen into bed. am shocked. scandalized. it took 40k last time, but this time just 5k???? how did they get more thirsty but still equally longing- ㅠㅠ
(they’re madly in love, your honor-)
It’s a sign from the universe assuring you that Teleseidon is meant to be.
KSHSKSSJSJK you’re so right omg they are literally fate mhm mhm (looks at poseidon’s trumpet playing for telemachus in “odysseus”) they love each other so much.
go back… POSEIDON’S TRUMPET IN ODYSSEUS? I haven’t listened to epic and Odysseus in quite the while but WHAT
YESSSSS!!!! in "odysseus" when telemachus says, "i don't want to hurt you, but, trust me, i've come prepared," you hear poseidon's trumpet! you also hear it during his entrance when you are also hearing telemachus' strings and the piano for athena.
(teleseidon dropping crumbs for me because they don't interact at all otherwise sjhdskjhdks)
i used to have the original timestamp, but idk what it is anymore because it's also been a minute for me since i've last listened to epic, but yes!!! absolutely lost my mind the first time i realized this.
this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
i was thinking of making a post of teleseidon headcanons, but then i realized that they change so much depending on the idea jshsjshsj only thing that stays consistent is that they’re very much in love bc i said so lolol
Teleseidon Headcanons
they’re in love
end of headcanons
I was scrolling through your blog and it took me an embarassingly long time to relize you're the person whi wrote my favorite Epic fanfic (sailed upon)
(I'm the person working on a Slay the Princess Au btw)
JKSHDKJSHDKSJHDKJSH CRYING- HELLO-
i feel like my energy on sms is so different from my fics lmao i also wouldn't recognize myself hahaha (but omg high praise- am blushing- thank you-)
and omg hope that fic is going well!!! i'm so excited to hear you've started working on it omg that's wonderful! i hope that it continues to develop as you'd like it to, and that you're enjoying every step of the journey! <3