Hold Me Until My Parents Find Out

she/her or they/them. gay. vegetarian. buddhist.

[damnfunnylol]

As an australian, this is all I know about american geography

[asianfaceguy]

You went around Texas

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

why does wine taste like shit?

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

i am going to run through the woods naked

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[airsighs]

[lemondr0pz]

[markv5]

Потайной кот …

[mistrel-fox-deactivated20210521]

“Hidden cat …”

[sacred-portal]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[stars-bean]

Ocean’s 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

[rob-and-laura-petrie]

Every Kiss: #56 | 1.24 The Twizzle  

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[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[drcrowdpleaser]

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[drcrowdpleaser]

[changan-moon]

How to make a green pumpkin 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)

cr: 利休手作

[candydoppelbox]

Ok I know this guy is like, a master craftsman, but i -lost it- when he added the tiny snail

[weird-ecologies]

I’m late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

[oneshortdamnfuse]

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[lookskindadeadinside]

and gay

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Thsnk you.

[cinemaspam]

David’s response to Aunt Elizabeth asking him why he is wearing a woman’s dressing gown (“Because I just went gay all of a sudden!”) is considered by many film historians to be the first use of the word “gay” in its roughly modern sense (as opposed to its original meaning of “happy, carefree”) in an American studio film. Among gay people, the word first came into its current use during the 1920s or possibly even earlier, though it was not popularly known as a slang term for being gay until the late 1960s. The line was not in the original shooting script for the film; it was an ad lib from Cary Grant himself. (x) Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks 

[phydwyck]

And there is no chance that Cary Grant didn’t know what the term meant when he ad-libbed it. Grant and Randolph Scott were about as out as a person in Hollywood could be at the time.

[cinemaspam]

David’s response to Aunt Elizabeth asking him why he is wearing a woman’s dressing gown (“Because I just went gay all of a sudden!”) is considered by many film historians to be the first use of the word “gay” in its roughly modern sense (as opposed to its original meaning of “happy, carefree”) in an American studio film. Among gay people, the word first came into its current use during the 1920s or possibly even earlier, though it was not popularly known as a slang term for being gay until the late 1960s. The line was not in the original shooting script for the film; it was an ad lib from Cary Grant himself. (x) Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks 

[phydwyck]

And there is no chance that Cary Grant didn’t know what the term meant when he ad-libbed it. Grant and Randolph Scott were about as out as a person in Hollywood could be at the time.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa

I’m thinking about watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, but the one from the 1970s where gene wilder is giving off heavy ‘fuck them kids’ energy and the lighting makes it look like the Great Depression

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The newer Johnny Depp one sucked because he cared about their lives way too much and also had that haircut.

I don’t need a background story about a dentist dad to relate to willy wonka, I just need him to have crazy eyes okay, I am but a simple girl with simple needs

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

The trickster god energy Gene Wilder gives off vs the Kooky Entrepeneur energy Johnny Depp gives off.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Exactly!!!!!

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nothing in the Johnny Depp one can match the dangerous authoritarian energy of what Gene Wilder is doing with his cane in this scene alone

the manic control of how he makes them walk down the stairs.

“if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it” he says after nearly savagely kneecapping an 11 year old girl for trying to view it

this movie is incredible

[starlightandtears]

I’ve never seen this movie so I just experienced this for the first time and it terrifies me. The absolute boredom in his eyes combined with the mischief of his body language and the glittery, airy, detached way he sings the most pleasant, poetic words.

Nope.

[theconstellationsinyourskin]

this is a man trying to get rid of his horrifically unsafe factory the year before OSHA began

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This is quite frankly the funniest comment on this post

[hopesterling]

Willy Wonka: “anything you want to, do it!”

Also Willy: *severely punishes the children for doing what they want*

[patrickat]

“All aboard the Terror Boat, kids!”

[callmebliss]

[dee-the-red-witch]

This, this right here, is how you personify a Trickster Deity.

[studentlifeproblems]