Septus Maximus

Tumbus

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[romanstatuette]

@rainworld-name-verifier The Delirium Only Deepens sounds like some sort of rainworld name, is it?

[targetedknowledge]

[sagasolejma]

[angelicguy]

a reverse bidet where you get blasted with shit during a shower

[pythnensis]

various stuff...

[emilianonhigh]

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk sells children for a carrot

[javascript-official]

Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

[romanstatuette]

I think that Pope Leo XIV of Catholicism and Russel M. Nelslon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints should rap battle

[romanstatuette]

The beat of the rap battle is done by the Tabernacle Choir

[romanstatuette]

A western style duel or a football game (Nelson and the Apostles vs Leo and some Cardinals) would also be an acceptable clash

[romanstatuette]

I think that Pope Leo XIV of Catholicism and Russel M. Nelslon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints should rap battle

[romanstatuette]

The beat of the rap battle is done by the Tabernacle Choir

[romanstatuette]

I think that Pope Leo XIV of Catholicism and Russel M. Nelslon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints should rap battle

[romanstatuette]

I’m in your walls.

I'll ensure to jack off in all 4 directions to give you a good view of my 8.13cm long phallus

[a-nice-frog]

[a-nice-frog]

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

[romanstatuette]

[blitzart-18]

Main: @blitzcat-18

I resent my art. So the next obvious step is to make a tumblr sideblog about it :D

I want to use this blog to post my art and hopefully get some advice on how to improve. I've been on a sort of plateau with the quality of my art, seeing little to no improvements in about 2-3 years, so I want to fix that.

Here's some examples of how my artstyle looks now. Not the worst, but I wouldn't really say it's good, though that may just be my own resentment of it. (Blonde girl is one of @stinkodude 's ocs! She's an old one tho lol)

My process goes like this: Box out the head, chest, and hips of the pose I want to do; map out the rest of the pose (neck, limbs, etc.); sketch out clothes, hair, etc.; trace over the sketch and clean it up; and finally color! I don’t know how to shade or render. No matter how many tutorials I try, I just can’t seem to get it.

I want to use this blog to ask: How do I improve? I have no idea where to go from here, my art has been stagnant for a while. I'll be using this blog to post my art journey and hopefully get better :3

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[leethepiper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

[madronasky]

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[shamelessmagazineangel]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[romanstatuette]

As a roman myself, I just love my very alive emperor Julius Caesar. I hope nothing bad happens to him.