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[theninthlaw]

I drew this at my last Lofi for awhile until my next holiday (don't know when that is!!!) but I had a lot of fun being there. It's always nice to see familiar faces at different APs. I wish everyone well.

[sleepy-bebby]

[runby2]

this cat looks like it has 1 layer of hair to go underneath his other layer of hair that's solely used to shoot up in anger

[dragon-jackets]

That's actually true, cats have two layers of fur, this image shows really well the difference between their dense undercoat and their more sparce overcoat because this lil guy is just SO MAD

[runby2]

he is SO MAD that he became the perfect science demonstration.

[taffywabbit]

that's a webkinz cat

[triskeleaficionado]

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

[retroactivebakeries]

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

[femgineerasolution]

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Intolerant of water dwellers

[sasquatchsightings]

Good news for this guy: fish don’t exist, there’s no such thing as fish!

[riberoibeis]

Big fan of the new Obvious Plant for obvious (plant) reasons

[ID: An Obvious Plant branded toy package in pink, orange and white with a realistic plastic prawn in the blister pack. Text reads "Fuck it, let's PRAY TO THE PRAWN GOD. Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? WARNING: VENGEFUL. do not cross the prawn" end ID]

[ID: The reverse of the package, with a prawn drawing at the bottom. Text reads "THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD. 1. Nature is sacred. 2. Do no harm. 3. Ingest of the BRINE. 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness. 5. Greed corrupts. 7. The number [REDACTED] is forbidden. 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN. This prawnduct is not real. Nothing is real." End ID]

[riflesniper-a]

insanely important thrift store find

[tomayto-joe]

Shane Saga

Why is he so mean to me?

[elezenmen]

𝐀 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 —

[alastryd]

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my clockwork solus minion keeps lecturing me about imperialism, does anyone know how to fix this? it’s starting to freak me out a bit.

[norino-deactivated20260412]

[woppy42]

this thread on Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn is the funniest thing i’ve read in my life. please enjoy

[stars-bean]

Drew Barrymore in Batman Forever (1995) dir. Joel Schumacher

[evilwizard]

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

[evilwizard]

wait

[evilwizard]

hold on

[evilwizard]

wait

[delightedcrow]

so it’s that kinda Monday for wizards too huh

[99angelic]

[prime-tiktoks]

[annabellioncourt]

I don’t know what audio I was imagining but it was not that.

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]