Send a 😲 for your muse to walk in on mine masturbating!
OR Send a 😰 for my muse to walk in and catch yours masturbating.

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@romantic-iz-roleplayer
Send a 😲 for your muse to walk in on mine masturbating!
OR Send a 😰 for my muse to walk in and catch yours masturbating.
❤
❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc
“... Why are you holding me like that?”
send my muse prying asks about their sex life with a ship partner.
❤
❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc
Red chuckled. “What’s with the soft touches?”
My muse is feeling touch-starved.
Send one of the following touches for my muse’s reaction. Bonus points for a description/context of some kind to make it easier for your partner to respond!
❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc
ღ - kisses of any kind (romantic or platonic) such as cheek kisses, hair kisses, mouth kisses, kiss to the hand/fingertips or eyelids, etc. feel free to specify a body part!
☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc
❥ - rough, violent, or dominant touch, such as gripping the back of their neck, holding them down, shoving them into a wall, digging their nails into them, grabbing their jaw, etc
❣ - add this to any of the above to make it sexual.
¿ - write your own touches!
[37]; [42] rapr please !
I’m afraid these are intended for roleplaying. Not just as a ship writing meme. :)
m/m nsfw gif starters
Send me a number and a ship and I’ll write up a starter based on the gif. Bonus points for not peeking! (Or you can peek, it’s cool) None of these gifs were made by me and were collected from gif hunts and rph sites.
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💝 - littlegreeneyedinvader (Rhys)
send 💝 to give my muse a box of chocolates
@littlegreeneyedinvader
“Is... this for me?” Lard Nar asked as he held his hands out to grab the box of chocolates. “Thank you! What’s the occasion, Rhys?”
🌹 "I have magically crafted a rose on a ship in the space. One more reason to love me." (Red and I am sorry)
send 🌹 to give my muse a rose
@susansweirdblog
“Hm... I don’t even know what this thing is, but I guess it looks pretty nice.” He grabbed the rose from Susan. “Thank you, I guess?”
Valentine’s Day RP Meme
Symbols:
send 💝 to give my muse a box of chocolates
send 🌹 to give my muse a rose
send 💕 to ask my muse out on a date
send 💍 to propose to my muse
send 💋 to kiss my muse
send 💧 to find out that my muse was stood up on their date
send 💿 to give my muse a romantic mixtape
send 🎶 to serenade my muse
Starters:
“Wow is all this chocolate really for me?”
“Aw, you shouldn’t have. Really. You shouldn’t have.”
“You don’t think a literal truckload of roses is too much?”
“Will you be mine?”
“Happy Valentine’s day! Here, I got you this.”
“So, do you have a date tonight?”
“Love stinks, what do you say to a night in? Just you, me, and all the ice cream we can stuff in our faces.”
“I love you, I love you more than anything.”
“I know it’s cheesy but I wrote you a poem.”
“This is the worst day of the year.”
“Sorry but I’m allergic to strawberries.”
“Love is in the air.”
“Maybe I’m only in love with the idea of being in love.”
“Look at all those happy couples, fawning over each other. Disgusting.”
“This Valentine’s day I’m treating myself. I don’t need anybody else.”
“I’m so nervous about my date tonight. Maybe I should just cancel and say I was sick.”
“You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/datemate ever.”
“You ready to hit the stores once all the leftover candy gets discounted?”
“I couldn’t get reservations, are you alright with pizza instead?”
Send me O_O for my muse’s reaction to yours seeing them naked
The more traditional look <w<
❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜ (red)
“I don’t doubt that for a second. I’m always okay with ‘hugging’ too.”
* soft smut sentence starters .
❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜
❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜
❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜
❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜
❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜
❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜
❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜
❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜
❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜
❛ What’s your rush? ❜
❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜
❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜
❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜
❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜
❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜
❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜
❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜
❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜
❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜
❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜
❛ I could show you instead. ❜
❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜
❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜
❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜
❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜
❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜
❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜
❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜
❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜
❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜
❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜
❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜
❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜
❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜
❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜
❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜
❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜
❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower? ❜
❛ I want to show you something. ❜
❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜
❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜
❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜
“I’m not wearing anything under my clothes.” -littlegreeneyedinvader (because why not)
@littlegreeneyedinvader
Lard Nar chuckled a little to himself as he stared at Rhys. “That’s funny, because… I’m not wearing anything under my clothes, either.”
Rhys cooed and tilted her head, eyes narrowed with a smile. [I’ve got a few more reports to finish so I’m about an hour do you want to meet in my quarters or yours?] She leaned over and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before anyone noticed.
Lard Nar rubbed the side of Rhys’ face and said, “I’ll go to your quarters this time. Say… 1800 hours? Do you think you’ll be done by then?”
Rhys leaned into his hand and nodded. [I will. See you later captain] She gave him a wink before heading off to do her work.
Lard Nar chuckled. He felt so lucky with Rhys. She was so caring and beautiful. She made living and working with the Resisty a whole lot more bearable.
As promised, Lard Nar arrived at Rhys’ door at 1800 hours. This time, he had changed out of his captain’s uniform into what amounted as a Vortian suit. He took a deep breath before knocking on Rhys’ door.
askchubbyzim:
romantic-iz-roleplayer:
“You’re going to have to get used to it,” Red said. “With this disguise, I might become idolized by some of the other humans.”
Red cleared his throat as he stepped into Zim’s base. “This is interesting. Is this what human architecture is like?”
Zim smiled at him. “”Maybe! You don’t look that bad as a human!” His blushed lightly, letting him walk inside.
He nodded. “Sort of, but my stuff looks way better!” He proudly said, turning to face him, a happy smile on his face.
“I can see how you’ve incorporated an... irken look to it,” Red said. “It might set off some suspicion, but the humans are so stupid, you might be just fine.” Red turned back towards Zim and crossed his arms. “So... about this date? What’s going to happen?”
“I’m not wearing anything under my clothes.” -littlegreeneyedinvader (because why not)
@littlegreeneyedinvader
Lard Nar chuckled a little to himself as he stared at Rhys. “That’s funny, because… I’m not wearing anything under my clothes, either.”
Rhys cooed and tilted her head, eyes narrowed with a smile. [I’ve got a few more reports to finish so I’m about an hour do you want to meet in my quarters or yours?] She leaned over and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before anyone noticed.
Lard Nar rubbed the side of Rhys' face and said, "I'll go to your quarters this time. Say... 1800 hours? Do you think you'll be done by then?"
✧
✧ First time cuddling together.
Red plopped himself down onto his couch next to Susan before scooting up next to her. “I’m starting to wonder if the Irken race is as smart as we say we are. I’ve dealt with more idiot Irkens than you’ll ever know. I’m just glad that I can get off of my feet and be with someone… smarter.” Red brought himself closer until he was nudging his body against Susan’s.
Susan was, as usually, meddling with something on the couch. It wasn’t really anything yet, but Sue seemed to be having fun. Looking over as she felt Red approach, she was.. confused really.
Did he.. want to.. cuddle?
“Aren’t you sweet.”
Sue stated with a small smile, setting her device away and leaning into the Irken.
“What happened today though? You seem pretty upset with your crew.”
Red smirked. “Oh, the usual. A couple of negligent drones were fooling around on the 3rd deck and somehow managed to blow up one of the power conduits, which caused a power outage on that deck. Not only do I have to go through the trouble of shooting them out into space, but I had to make sure the power got back on...”