Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
AnasAbdin
Keni

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka
Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
KIROKAZE
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RMH
hello vonnie

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tannertan36
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@romney-emo
all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister.
tumblr: *just stops loading*
tumblr: ah the fricking connection went bloo blah? the frocking internetz0rz go poofsies? teh world wide web goblins took a lunch break and are smoking spice in teh parking lot?
did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??
Somehow that makes it even funnier lmfao
women, femmes, trans folx, gender nonconforming folx, folx of color, bottoms, verses, twinks, otters who shave, men who shop at upscale consignment stores, men with cats, anyone who has willingly purchased a zooey deschanel album, anyone who has ever worn suede, vapers, gender studies majors, kinksters, people who listen to ariana grande, your former high school classmates who are now part of multi-level marketing schemes, thinkpiece writers, people who drink kombucha, and 18 year olds with rich parents whose instagram bios say “fuck capitalism” while they’re currently summering in mykonos
be shopping
my followers deserve to read one of the greatest stories in the history of mankind
Oh bitch
Masterpost
Where’s Bella tho
Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow
i love my initials omg… it’s A.H. see how relaxing that sounds? ah…
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
here he comes