"James Hetfield - NSFW Alphabet"
Includes: All eras James!! Smut! 18+ only!! Oral f&m!receiving! Breeding! Tit fucking! Daddy kink! and so much more!!!
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Recommended: The Unforgiven II - Metallica
I’m sorry but I genuinely think James would be HORRIBLE at aftercare until the 90’s. 80’s James wouldn’t even know it's a thing, or at least anything more than cleaning up after. Expect him in this era to just wipe you both clean, maybe toss you a water bottle (realistically a beer) and immediately conk out. In the 90's he’s starting to get the hang of it a little more; complains that girls bitch and moan unless he goes a little more out of the way for aftercare. If you’re a groupie or one night stand –expect nothing, but if you’re someone he fucks regularly or in a committed relationship with, he’ll put in a bit of work. He’ll clean you up, draw you a bath and just hold you, wash your hair for you if both of you are awake enough, maybe rub some circles into your back and sides before getting you comfy for bed.
On the flip side, post rehab James would be a GOD at aftercare. He’d be so good –drawing you a bath, bubbles if you wanted it, massaging you until you’re soft like putty, brushing and washing your hair, prepping you a midnight (or midday lets be real) snack if you're hungry, spooning you while whispering in your ear about how much he loves you.
Tit man. I 100% believe James Hetfield is a tit man. Whatever size they are, that doesn’t matter; he just loves to watch them, press his thumb into the perky flesh, suck on them, whatever you’ll let him, he’s doing to your tits.
I also think he’d really be into the space under your tits, where your ribs sit under your chest. He’d love to just hold you there, pushing your boobs up (sort of like a push up bra) and rub small circles into the flesh above your ribs or over your sternum.
Lower back is also a big one. If you’re fucking in doggy expect him to have your lower back ina bruising hold. He just loves the dip, the curve before the swell of your ass. Even in public, he’ll gently guide you around by resting a hand there, or rub small circles there with his thumb.
If he’s not cumming in you (which he is 90% of the time) I believe he’s either cumming on your tits or lower back. Something about seeing him on you is just so hot to him. I’d also think cumming in/on you would tie to him being extremely possessive over you, and this is his way of “marking you up” as well as other things.
He’d be down for a threesome at least once with either Lars or Jason. I’m leaning towards Lars just because they’re a lot closer and have had threesomes before, but I also think he’d use that aggression with Jason in the bedroom really well. He’d love that fight for dominance, that push and pull for control. There’d be a sort of dick-meauring contest to it; who could make you cum the fastest, who could pull the most orgasms out of you, who could fill you up the most. In that kind of environment he would THRIVE.
That man is a SLUT!!!! In the early 80’s less so, but after the first few albums do not expect to be his first lay –first girlfriend maybe– but this man has been around the block.
I’d like to think he has two main ones;
Missionary because he loves that eye contact, loves seeing all the different types of moans and facial expressions he can pull out of you. In the 80s it’s also a thing of experience –he wants to know if he’s doing a good job, if he’s pleasuring you. In the 90s, especially in TBA era, it’s all about ego. He wants to see you squirm and beg for him to let you cum to satisfy his ego and to “prove” he’s a good lay, that he’ll ruin you for everybody else. 2000s it’s all about intimacy again, about the eye contact and whispering that he loves you with each thrust, seeing the pleasure building on your face and peppering you with kisses as you both come down from your highs.
Face down, ass up, again just because (and especially in the 90s) I think he’d like to see you break. To press down on your lower back and fuck you until your arms give out and your knees go wobbly and the only support you have is his arm curling around you keeping you up. It’s all about control as your face is smushed into the pillow and his chest becomes flush with your back and you can hear his soft pants tickle your ear as he comes closer to release.
If you both aren't really up for that high, intense sex, wanting something lazier or more emotional, just having you straddle him and feel the roll of your hips over his cock is enough, or even just spooning each other as his cock lazily thrusts in and out of you as he gropes tits and rubs his hands over the curve of your waist. I also think he’d be super into having you sit on his face –especially after you’ve had a stressful day and all he wants is to make you feel good.
He’d be serious during sex –it's not something he does for fun, it's something he does for pleasure and to let out pent up emotions. It’s intimate and important, not somewhere to joke around.
Carpet matches the drapes, if not just a little darker. He won't be completely bare down there, but will at least give it a bit of a trim if you ask him, though don't expect much from him until the 2000s.
That man would love to fuck your tits if you let him. They don’t even have to be pornstar-wrap-around-his-dick big, but just the idea of fucking in the space between them, or ever just jacking off over them is something that gets him going.
He’d jack off all the time. Not so much when he’s at home and has you around, but when he’s on tour it's all the time. When he gets older it starts to slow down –I mean why cum if you’re not there to take it, but even then expect him to carry around a photo of you at all times on tour. It’s not necessarily something suggestive; could just be a photo of you at the beach or one you told him to delete of you half asleep watching a movie, but rest assured he has a folder of your more intimate photos tucked away in his suitcase back in his hotel room.
That man is HUGE (in more ways than one) of course he likes to flaunt it!!!
He’d marvel at how small you were compared to him, wrapping his hands around various parts of you and practically in awe at how much space they cover
Would 100% hold his dick up over your stomach to show you how much you have to take
If you’re fucking in missionary and your stomache makes a slight bulge from his dick know he’s going to be cooing at it the rest of the night, maybe even press down if he’s feeling a little mean.
Loves to see how much he stretches you out, always cooing in your ear about how you can take it and he’s going to fill you up, and oh you’re squeezing around him so good you must be so full of his cock
He’d just be so possessive –couldn’t possibly give up a chance to prove to you and others that you’re his
Obnoxiously large and overdramatic hickeys, bruises on your thighs where he’s gripped you, bite marks all over, more signs for others that you are the property of one James Alan Hetfield
Cumming in you, cumming over your face or breasts, even breeding you, putting a baby in you are ways he’d try and mark you, claim you as his and his alone.
He’d have a breeding kink in a possessive way, it’s all about you being filled with his cum, you having his babies, you being his wife/significant other and no one else’s
Daddy kink (definitely developed in that 1999 s&m era when he started to get all beefy 🫠)
I know we hate to see it (no we don’t) but that man calls himself “Papa Het” for a reason. It wouldn’t be something he’d bring up on his own, especially before you were in an established relationship, but if you let it slip, he’s going to practically cum on the spot, and then have you milk him for all he’s worth.
He’d be filthy about it, calling you “daddy’s perfect little girl”, “you’re taking daddy’s cock so well”, “yeah that’s right cum for daddy”
It wouldn’t really bleed too much outside the bedroom outside of a sugar daddy/baby dynamic that's really just him wanting to spoil you rotten with all the nice clothes and luxuries he can provide –sort of stems from the insecurity of being much older than you, and wants to prove he can be useful/have some worth to you.
Praise kink/ body worship
Again very much a kink that developed post-rehab/early 2000s when all he wants to do is make you feel good and special and thank you for taking care of him so well and putting up with him for so long.
Even when cuddling he’d whisper into your ear about how perfect you are, how he doesn’t deserve you, how you’re an angel that was sent for him, to bring him back from the edge
Tracing the bones under your skin, even if you couldn’t explicitly feel them, knuckles dusting over your skin, so soft in comparison to his own, calloused from years of playing the guitar.
He’d kiss each and every one of your scars, and rub small circles in the skin surrounding them. If you have any freckles or beauty marks anywhere along your body he’s paying special attention to them; likes to say they’re where he used to love you the most in a past life.
There's so much more I could get into about his kinks (LIKE BEGGING OMG BEGGING) but I fear this would never get released if I did that so I’m going to end it here, but if anyone wants to hear my rambles feel free to send me an ask *wink wink* and I’d be happy to pull out my conspiracy board.
When he’s younger it's anywhere and everywhere, whenever you have time, and some semblance of privacy. As he gets older I think he’d get more reserved and prefer comfort spaces like a couch or a bed, not to say you wouldn’t maybe have a quickie in the kitchen or backstage once in a while but it wouldn’t be something you do all the time anymore.
Anything you do really. Younger James will literally get hard for everything you do, if you look at him across the room for long enough, if you’re wearing an outfit he really likes or even one of his shirts, if you’re genuinely interested in something he likes or interested in him. The post-show adrenaline also gets him going, having you waiting in the wings or backstage for him after a show would only lead to you getting whisked away to some unused bandroom and fucked senseless. Older James wouldn’t get hard on the same hairpin-trigger he used to, but things like seeing you confident and comfortable in the space, in his space always makes his heart swell so much his dick starts feeling it. Of course, there’s always ways to motivate him if you’re the one looking for a good time instead. Running your hands through his hair, emphasising that size difference, or even making him jealous by paying more attention to other members in the band, or other bands at the event is more than enough to drive him mad.
Would never do something to deliberately hurt you/cause you pain. It might get a little rough in the heat of the moment, but James would never cross that line from pleasure into pain. He’d never slap you art enough to bruise or even that the sting would linger longer than the sharp burst of pleasure that usually followed, would never degrade you to the point where you felt uncomfortable and wouldn’t use objects like knives in the bedroom if there was a real risk of you getting hurt.
He’s definitely more of a receiver than a giver I’m sorry ladies 😔. He’s the type to get off on the sight of you on your knees for him, hands tangled in your hair; gripping the base of your skull and practically fucking your mouth onto his cock, hips bucking up occasionally causing you to gag and drool around him. The image of you looking up at him through your lashes, lips wrapped perfectly around his cock, spit drooling down your chin is enough to make him feel like he’s going to blow his load right there down your throat.
However, I do feel that there’s a shift in the mid-90s, especially after the release of load. He’s a little more raw, a little more vulnerable, and he starts to view your pleasure as his pleasure a little bit more, by this point he loves to go down on you, drawing out as many orgasms as he can from his mouth alone. He loves to watch you squirm and whine for him, tugging on his curls –it boosts his ego, that it’s him making you fall apart and no one else. He’s a bit clumsy at first but he’s a fast learner and soon he knows exactly how to unravel you on his tongue; nose bumping against your clit and hands holding your thighs open in a bruising grip. After rehab it becomes grounding, the confirmation that you’re here, your real and not going anywhere, that James can still do something right and still bring someone pleasure if not his own band and own livelihood. It becomes something so crucial to him it becomes hard to even put it in words.
Hard and fast always. He’s rough with you, fucking into you deep until you swear you taste him. He’ll joke about it in his old age, “this old man has still got it?” While fucking you into the mattress, thoughts all fucked out of your head, leaving you a whining mess of pants and moans calling out to him begging him to let you cum.
Sometimes he’ll go slower; after a long day, when he wants to comfort you, when he’s “making love”. He’s thrust up into, nice and slow, dragging the head along your walls, but he still manages to reach inside of you, bump that spongey spot that drives you mad each time, while whispering to you about how much he loves you, how good you feel, how you were made for him and only him.
A quickie is only something that would occur if he ever asked you to join him on tour, and with how hectic it would be I imagine you both having a lot of quickies backstage before going on stage, in between sets, and even in the hotel room before interviews. It would become a game to him, how many times can he make you cum before he needed to go or someone came looking for him? He always lost count but that just gave him the opportunity to set a new personal best every time you both got a chance to fuck. While oftentimes he got off, sometimes, especially when pressed for time, he was satisfied just pleasuring you, eating you out until it was time to go or pulling out right after he made you cum and just tucking himself back in, resolving to sort it out in the bathroom in between interviews.
He wouldn't do anything that risks compromising your comfort or privacy, but James is willing to try anything with you as long as you're up to it. He’s pretty experienced so he's probably done most things that you’d suggest would be willing to try it with you. He definitely has a thing for fucking you backstage, either directly before going onstage or before the encore, hidden from the view of people, but the thrill of getting caught gets him off.
Good Lordy, that man could go on forever. 2-3 rounds is pretty common especially when he’s back home from tour and has you all to himself every night, but if he’s just come back after not seeing you for months, or if something has pissed him off you can expect 5-6 rounds, or whatever it takes for him to be satisfied.
He’s pretty traditional in the sense that he wants to pleasure you himself, not use toys to do so. I think he’d view them as a bit of a shortcut or a cheat, and he’d rather just get into the nitty-gritty and do it himself —he gets more of a satisfaction that way if your pleasure is purely a direct consequence of his efforts and nothing else. The most I can say he’d be comfortable with is maybe a pair of handcuffs but even then, I think he’d prefer restraining you with his own hands, wrapping both your wrists in one of his big paws or holding your hips still with his forearm.
He’s so cruel, spending hours between your thighs and bringing you to the edge over and over again but never actually allowing you to cum. He loves to bring you to that edge, hearing you whine and squirm for him until you're literally crying, begging him to let you cum and he still won’t give in, not until he’s absolutely sure he’s wrecked you properly and only when he knows he’s ruined you for anyone else, he’s satisfied.
He wouldn’t moan, but he’d still be pretty vocal. He’d call you his pretty girl, tell you how good you were doing for him, how well you were taking his cock and how much he loved you. How you were his slut, how your pussy was made for him —so perfect, how no one would ever fuck you like he could. You would be able to hear his soft pants and he thrust into you, the low growl in his throat as he spoke, grunts and even whimpers as you sank down on his cock. If he was particularly vulnerable you’d be able to hear him softly beg, whining and whimpering for you to let him cum, oh he’d be begging you — begging mommy, to just please please let him fuck you, let him feel you warm and wrapped around him, let him fill you up oh please mommy he’ll be good he promises.
This isn’t really on the same level as anything else but I reckon he’d be super into the idea of showing you off, having you be the pretty young thing on his arm that he absolutely adores and spoils rotten. Yeah, he might get a few odd looks in public and magazines may have something to say about it, but nothing makes him happier than having you with him, right here right now in the moment, curled up in the studio with him, joining him on tours, and even just hand in hand as you walk down the street to your favourite restaurant.
I swear that man is packing. 7 inches soft, 8-8½ inches when hard, best believe you’ll feel it for days after the fact.
He’s a big yearner. Always looking for you in a room, constantly has you on his mind. He’s even written a few songs for you he swears will never make it on an album but we’ll see…
Falls asleep pretty quickly after sex. I’ve said it already when talking about aftercare, but unless you explicitly teach him how to take care of you afterwards, he’s just going to pass out afterwards, 9 times out of 10 with cum still leaking down your thighs, but once he knows to take care of you, he’ll hold out as long as he can before wrapping you in his arms and falling asleep while you run your fingers through his hair.
Authors note! Sorry I took such a long break, but I should be semi-back after this! I actually started this on like Thursday and have been chipping away at it whenever I get a little break from my exams (I wrote this instead of studying for Chemistry) so rest assured I'm as excited about this as you are!! Wish me luck on the rest of my exams guys !!