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@roofsweeper
rebranding as a touch-starved puppygirl acct <3 or something
hey everyone, since im no longer active on here why dont you follow me on twit! my @ is my url~
oh my god lil gid posted again
AFTER 3 YEARS
throwback to when i posted on here
when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky
#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F
They gotta hear the leash
i wish i could show this to my dog so we could have a good laugh
Swipe RIGHT
Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.
Happy #ObamaDay
(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)
thank you.
Jesus 😭
this is the presidential equivalent of scrolling through your ex’s facebook because you know you fucked up by letting them get away
I’m actually crying right now holy shit I miss him so much😫
😫😫😫
America didn’t appreciate this man, this is why we now have the orange devil.
I miss him so fucking much 😭
I miss the Obamas so much.
This man is the best.
I do miss them…
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Thank you. I will
Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off
a total power move
my favorite part is him looking offscreen for confirmation that he’s supposed to eat the toast
I don’t understand but I agree.
love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure
This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean
so this just happened
and people are still against voice chat in league lmfao
he also sounds better than the original
not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bird’s name is Dog Water
When someone asks you what the smallest unit of matter is