i love you, shut up

just hanging out

[lesly-oh]

HUNTR/X 💥

[roomtemperatehumor]

A thousand lies are aread

I think to myself as I stand in queue to order my mcflurry

[roomtemperatehumor]

Very Important Penis

[roomtemperatehumor]

mmm the McFlavours are McMelting on my McTounge

[obsidian-hollow-archives]

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

[roomtemperatehumor]

Imagine having bones lol

[roomtemperatehumor]

Most of the time I'm like

Men🤢🤮

But then, once every blue moon I'm like

Men 🥰💕🩷💌💋😘

[ampervadasz]

[roomtemperatehumor]

Sometimes you need a lil treat. Here take a little treat. I promise there is cookies in this box. It is not a sewing kit at all. I promise :)

[roomtemperatehumor]

McGay

[greatcheshire]

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

[roomtemperatehumor]

I proposed to this guy i just met, wonder how this will go

[roomtemperatehumor]

Honestly i am pretty sure eveybody on this dammed site is the same person

[klappersacks]

(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

[gingerhaze]

“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

[redrosesshadowwolf]

Someone finally answered the question!

Thank God. I really wanted to know what the Fried Cone Obelisks were.

[the-haiku-bot]

Thank God. I really

wanted to know what the Fried

Cone Obelisks were.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[roomtemperatehumor]

I love this site

[roomtemperatehumor]

ITS OCTOBER!

I got the sudden need to just

🦇🍄🧄🍄☕️🥣🎃✨️🌧🍁🍂🕸🎃🍄🦇🍁🌧🕸✨️🍄🌧🧄🌧☕️🥣🕸🎃🍂✨️🌧✨️🍄🎃✨️🍄🌧🕸🥣🦇✨️🍁🍂🍂☕️🎃🍄🍂🎃🥣🧄✨️🍂🦇☕️🕸

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

[shithowdy]

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

[shithowdy]

past a certain note threshold on tumblr posts you unlock a bloodborne-esque insight and the strange lives of this site's users become visible to you

[roomtemperatehumor]

I will bring disco back. No matter how hard you try to stop me