[youweremovingyourfeet]

Happy senator death day (not the one i was expecting)

[jtt-033-1613]

Scully:

Mulder:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

apparently there is some twitter tiktok discourse about the football championship in the US bc apparently they're price gouging public transport (which shouldn't be possible but I guess everything is possible) and then european football fans were like "well it's just a mile from the parking lot to the stadium so we are just going to walk"

and locals pointed out that they would have to cross a six lane freeway and then the european fans doubled down that the cars are just going to stop if it's thousands of people crossing the freeway and the americans were like "It's New jersey no they're not going to stop????" (I mostly summarise what I've seen other people summarise)

jokes on you, as a football hater I'm more hyped for european football fanatics vs. americans in cars than watching the actual games

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Forget everything this is so beautiful

[shamebats]

It's been amusing to watch US Americans freaking out because people from countries that actually make sure to provide free/affordable public transportation for big events like this to prevent this exact scenario from happening won't just accept it and spend precious hours of their vacation sitting in traffic.

My city makes sure the public transport connections to the big stadiums and concert halls run basically nonstop after big events and some countries have also made it free for events like FIFA. That's what most avid soccer fans are used to. From much poorer countries too.

Americans are just way too used to being treated like shit, it's sad. The ability to walk places is the barest of bare minimums an urban environment should provide.

[depsidase]

[porterdavis]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[mysharona1987]

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

I think what continues to draw people to the x files all these decades later is that Mulder and Scully are coworkers. like. all the insane shit they do for each other, and the whole time they're just. colleagues. sure, they're best friends, but we hardly ever get to see them hanging out together outside of work. they drop the craziest flowery monologues that could easily be mistaken for love confessions. but! they're coworkers. so they're like ok, see you monday at the office. they go to hell and back to rescue each other, both of them taking turns being Orpheus and Eurydice. but they're coworkers. they're the most important person in each other's life. they just work together. it's frustrating. it's beautiful. no one's ever done it like them. possibly because it's the wrong way to do it. compels me though

[achillesinhighheels]

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kontent

[magikus-miccentyu]

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.