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[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[rooting4theantihero]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[gabagoofs]

die

[radiofreederry]

[lookliketaylorswift]

what i think this album did was separate people who treat taylor as taylor swift the human vs taylor swift the brand

[heystephen]

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

[heystephen]

taylor: the fucking sky is falling and im going to die right now

travis kelce rolling up with a friendship bracelet:

[darlinimamess]

we’ve had a double album theory every release since lover i’m BEGGING y’all to drop it

[darlinimamess]

well fuck me then

[evermoredeluxe]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME 🥺

[lostmf]

[babblingbranches]

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

[tanoraqui]

#we live here!!!!!!!! those lights are us!!!!!!!!!!! #we’re the proof of life in the darkness!!!!!!!!!!

[animatedamerican]

That ball of shiny blue Houses everybody anybody ever knew  -Chris Hadfield, “I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)”

[epilepticsaints]

[ralfmaximus]

Once upon a time there was Netflix, and it cost $8 per month to watch pretty much any movie ever made instantly. It made sense. Everybody had Netflix and life was good.

Then there was Hulu, and it seemed weird at first to have two streaming services. But basic Hulu was free and mostly streamed TV shows so it kind of made sense. Soon they charged a small fee for the convenience of streaming TV shows without ads, which also made sense.

Life was very good. People forgot that piracy even existed.

Then a few years later they added about 200 other streaming services, each one costing more than the last, and each stripping away "exclusive" content from the other services, and now there are UNSKIPPABLE COMMERCIALS and the fucking planet is on fire

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[lunaticcat28]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

[lewisrises]

friends, an f1 special 

charles leclerc:

daniel ricciardo:

lando norris:

lewis hamilton:

sebastian vettel:

fernando alonso:

pierre and esteban:

[champagnexowishes]

RIP Matthew Perry

No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵

[agir1ukn0w]