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so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
if you haven’t encountered the tiktok phenomenon of Wellerman, start here, get headphones. yes. the headphones are wanted.
No marriage required.
the entire time i spent watching this movie i was just waiting for charlotte to turn into a traitorous bitch, because that is what the media has told me for my entire life that her character archetype is supposed to do
kudos to disney for proving me wrong
Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.
If Tiana had let her, Charlotte would have bought the restaurant for Tiana and stocked it with the most expensive everything and had a grand ball for the opening.
#Charlotte was a ride or die chick to the end#like she’s the defination of sugar and sweetness as a person#like Tiana could ask her for anything and Charlotte would do it no questions or conditions required
Remember that scene when Charlotte was hanging out with the prince until she came across Tiana who had fallen into her beignet table and gotten desserts all over her dress after being rejected by the racist assholes who denied her restaurant, and Charlotte immediately dropped everything to get Tiana cleaned up and gave her one of her own dresses. The entire night she’d been going nuts because all she wanted was to be with the prince but her friend was in trouble so she put that shit on hold no questions asked. Charlotte was a real one.
Charlotte is a freaking precious bean and we should say it
She cool
Charolette is a real one. That’s literally it, she’s the real MVP here.
Oh no … I’m shipping it so hard . Friendship or not . THIS IS THE FRIEND !
GIVE THIS WOMAN THE FUCKING MEDAL SHE NEVER ASKED FOR .
El negro Matapacos (black cop killer) was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities.
He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.
Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country
they even made a statue
Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!
Repeat after me:
Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x
I’d encourage non black people and white people to reblog this so we at least know ya’ll understand and that we’re on the same page.Thanks.
“george floyd wasn’t a saint!” perhaps he wasn’t, bitch!!! he still did not deserve to die!!!!
It is really hard when you have your one person but you aren't theirs. Does a real big sad
I don't want to be the best in anything but sometimes I'd just like to be if the same importance. Like not better than anyone just thought of the same cause I have feelings too and it feels like a lot of the people in my life forget that??? But then I feel like I'm making it about me which isn't what I want either. I just want to not always be last.
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
Slams the reblog button so damn fast
rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
paintedtapestry THIS SCENE
#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)
Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.
Still one of my favorite things on the internet.
get him
SLAAAAAY
I’M HOLLERING!
Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller
do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying
I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!
Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.
So cute
Our parents always warned us about middle-aged men on the internet
But they always made it seem like they’d be the ones stalking us
EVERY FUCKING AWARD
still my favourite post on this website
IM DYING
This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website
Love this every time
instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross
every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross
just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit
I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.
What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.
How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job.
I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.
KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER
Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.
Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship
The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).
I have never watched friends but wow what a ride. This Ross guy sounds like a fuckin dick
Or how about the fact that he was a complete homophobic asshole to his ex wife Carol and her wife Susan.
and he can’t read a map worth a shit either
why does ross, the shittiest “friend” simply not get eaten by the other friends
Wow we’ve only scratched the surface of the the ICONIC “Ross is a fucking dickbag” moment that people in the 90’s really heatedly debated over whether or not he was, in fact, a massive asswad (spoiler alert: he was)
Ross “WE WERE ON A BREAK” Gellar spent weeks/months being possessive and paranoid about his girlfriend of ALMOST A YEAR having a PLATONIC FRIEND AT HER JOB THAT HE AND NONE OF THEIR FRIEND GROUP WAS INTERESTED IN. She had a friend to work with and talk about fashion with, her ONLY FRIEND who fits those needs, whom fuckboy Ross is so convinced is only her friend to get her to fuck him (projecting much? it’s literally what he did to Rachel for YEARS before she finally decided to date him but that’s a whole other can of gross dude worms for another post) He sends her obnoxious ammounts of flowers/teddybears/gifts to her office specifically to make sure he “marks his territory” so Rachel’s platonic work friend gets the picture (because even though his sister points out that even if her friend Mark DOES want to sleep with her, that doesn’t mean he automatically gets to, since Rachel is an adult who can make her own choices and that Ross should trust her even if he doesn’t trust Mark. Ross promptly throws all that out the window.)
So on their anniversary Rachel has a work crisis which she has to work late on and she EXPRESSLY TELLS ROSS she does not have time for a date that night and would reschedule. So, feeling neglected and like she was choosing work over him again, in true Ross fashion, he just SHOWS UP at her work with a picnic he tries to force on her, accidentally starts a fire in her office, and finally fucks off back home when she yells at him for making her nightmare night at work worse with his needy bullshit.
When she gets back to her apartment, he’s waiting there for her and she gives him a chance to apologize, which he mistook as her apologizing to HIM for, idk, not getting fired so he could have an anniversary date that night instead of at a convenient time for both of them like any other rational, respectful pair of adults would do? This leads to a huge fight and Rachel, understandably fed up with Ross’s bullshit, suggests they “take a break” from the relationship.
Now, I don’t know what that means to you, but to me and everyone I’ve ever asked, “taking a break” and “breaking up” are two different things in that the former means you’re still together and just giving each other some space before you try to fix the relationship or end it for good, while the latter is just ending things for good right then and there. Ross gets upset that the woman he obsessed over for over a decade wants space from him, goes to a bar, gets drunk, and then at the behest of Chandler and Joey, calls Rachel to try to smooth things out.
Rachel, in the meantime while that was going on, got a call from her work friend Mark, who invited himself over and brought chinese food for them to eat. It’s made pretty clear that Rachel wanted to be alone and that she had no romantic interest in Mark, nor did anything happen. When Ross calls, he hears Mark in the background, immediately gets pissed off, gives her no chance to explain, then hangs up and goes and dances/kisses/goes home and sleeps with another woman HOURS AFTER THEY WENT ON A BREAK, OVER AN ASSUMED INFIDELITY THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
Then when he finds out the next morning that Rachel didn’t sleep with Mark and wants to make things work, he spends all morning trying to hide his infidelity from her (running all over town to cover his trail) and then begs her forgiveness when she finds out on her own. She didn’t take him back because why the fuck should she have, and Ross proceeds to spend the remaining seasons of the show bitching about how he was in the right because….“WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!”
TLDR; Ross was, is, and always will be trash, and a break is not the same as a break up.
He also doesn’t seem to respect Pheobe’s opinions most of the time. Like when Mr. Hekylls dies and he finds out that she doesn’t believe in evolution he spazzes out. The obly time in can sort of understand his attitude is when he gets prickly about Carol and Susan because that was a very emotional thing for him
College textbooks make me so sad.
they’re talking to each other omg (‘:
This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats
The last TV show or movie you watched will now become your life story for the whole summer!
What ones did you get?
