nat x2

sxf | sw | batfam | ace attorney | i will defend satine kryze to the *bitter* end

[songspirits]

YOU think satine kryze clings to pacifism because shes a coward, I think satine kryze clings to pacifism because shes crazy and enjoys the blood of her enemies more than she should. we are not the same

[mysharona1987]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[u3pxx]

this concludes my side profile training arc

[frownyalfred]

the hilarious thing about a DCEU Justice League is that, bar Diana, the only person at that table with more than 5ish years of experience is Bruce. and it’s not just “experience”, it’s 20 fucking years of combat experience in Gotham. of course he’s leading that team.

[redwoodsply]

[tinybearfeet]

Two things that constantly dumbfound me in how Klavier is portrayed by the fandom is:

1) people taking Klavier’s first words to Apollo as him just being a simp (he is flirting for one reason or another; he is also, more importantly, saying hey bitch i noticed u staring and i know why)

2) him being put into a sort of bimbo role, like, nothing against the bimbos, but i don’t think that’s his vibe??? he plays up the sex appeal, for sure, but that is not a bimbo make

[papayafromtv]

scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 23 (masterpost here)

Steph, wandering into the kitchen: hey, Alfie, B says you're doing a grocery shop later today, can i add tampons to the list of stuff for the patrol supplies?

Alfred, glancing over from polishing silverware: of course, Miss Brown. perhaps you'd like to add it to the list on the fridge?

Steph: hm-? oh, yeah, thanks.

Tim, working on his laptop at the kitchen island: the fuck do you need tampons for patrol?

Steph: *squints at him* well i sure as fuck ain't doing it in a pad? do you know how unsafe i would feel?!

Tim, raising an eyebrow: why do you need anything? doesn't it all stop once you start swinging around?

*silence*

Alfred: *pauses, slowly turns his head to stare into the side of Tim's skull*

Steph, calmly: ...what?

Tim: it's like swimming right? you start jumping around and moving a lot and your body recognises that you don't want to bleed, so it stops the flow until you settle down.

Alfred:

Steph:

Steph, keeping her face impressively straight: ...yes. it is- *throat clear* that is why that happens, you're right, it does usually stop on patrol. but- *thinking intensely* i... got a scratch on my thigh... earlier... and it keeps bleeding, has all day. so i'm kinda worried that blood coming out of my thigh will confuse my body, because of- *bites lip* because of the close proximity. and i think it might decide that since my thigh is bleeding that it should just keep all the other flows going as well, so i'm just- i'm just making sure. to be careful.

Alfred: *slowly turns to stare at Steph instead*

Tim:

Tim: ok i guess that makes sense.

Steph, once Tim turns back to his laptop: *gleefully punches the air*

Tim, eyes narrowing: wait,

Steph, the face of innocence: hm?

Tim: how come your body can stop the period blood but not the thigh blood?

Steph: oh. well, that's just a 'me' issue, really. i've never been that good at the whole blood-bending thing.

Alfred: *closes eyes in resignation*

Tim: blood-bending- what?

Steph: blood-bending? the- you know all girls can control their blood flow, right? that's why Avatar only showed women water-benders learning how to blood-bend. because it was already a thing irl.

Tim:

Tim, dubious: ok now you're fucking with me.

Steph, narrowing eyes in confusion: no? dude, i'm being completely serious, did you- how did you not know about this? that's how we control our periods, man. all females have a slight innate ability to bend their own blood. it's just that the extent to which we can varies from person to person and day to day. i've always been kinda weak with it, so i guess that's my bad. Babs has always been pretty good at it, though.

Dick, walking in: 'sup, kiddies. Babs is good at what?

Steph: i was just telling Tim about how all women can blood-bend and that's how they control their periods. can you believe the health education program at his school failed so badly he didn't know?!?

Dick:

Dick:

Dick, turning to Tim: yeah Babs was always really good at it.

Tim: seriously?!!?

Dick, without a hint of humor: 100%. anyway i gotta go, see you guys later.

Steph, perking up: oh, can i get a ride actually? i need a new jacket.

Dick: sure.

Damian, wandering in as Dick and Steph leave: Pennyworth, Jason is requesting he be alerted when you go to the store so he can accompany you.

Alfred, blinking: ...oh- yes, that sounds lovely, i'll be sure to let him know.

Tim, curiously: hey Dami, did you know that women can blood-bend, and that's how they turn off their periods when they go swimming?

Damian:

Damian, plain: you're a fucking idiot.

[bongwalter10]

benny if it was alive today: Im Quite Fond of Ace Attorney

[arcy-major]

sinking

[ot3]

there are no hard rules for human interaction but honestly i think everyone online would benefit hugely from operating under the assumption that, unless you have been given a specific reason to think otherwise in discrete instances, internet strangers do not want to be approached with:

your trauma, illnesses, or deep-rooted self worth issues

any come-ons or sexual content

over-familiar playful rudeness

information about your dnd characters/ocs

disagreements with their harmless subjective opinions

if it is your first time speaking with someone i can not highly enough recommend that these do not be your opening topics

[ot3]

something that has happened enough that it’s officially a Pattern of internet behavior: i will make a tweet that’s like, a jokey headcanon about a piece of media, and then someone i’ve never spoken to before in my life will come into the replies to try and offer a directly contradictory and actively depressing take. and either within their initial reply, or once i’ve expressed polite disagreement, they’ll make sure i know that the reason they have this headcanon is because they’re projecting their own trauma or self worth issues onto a fictional character.

and the thing that really gets me about this is that i am like 90% sure these people don’t have any ill intentions or even think they’re particularly overstepping. but i just can not fathom what the intended response to these things. i have NO idea what sort of reaction they’re looking for. it’s such a weird and uncomfortable spot to be put in. it’s a great way to get instantly put on my mental list of people to never engage with in the future

[aaifranziskazine]

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[ablique]

aa mugshot paint overs ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

[littlemissmi0]

More rayfa padma Khura’in bc I love her

[three-semicolons]

Okay idk how to describe it, but for like 30 issues, the way Dick’s cape was drawn was unfathomable levels of peak.

Maybe I’m just seeing things, but it feels so CLOTH-Y, and now all the other depictions of it look like stiff cardboard by comparison. It had texture. It had sauce. It felt like a fabric, or a textile, or a something.

[iconuk01]

I could not agree more, Rich Buckler drew Robins cape with a drape and sense of weight and reality to it which few have equalled.

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[margalcazo]

this was tagged as kristoph and athena and it’s very accurate??