Misplaced Lens Cap
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#extradirty
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$LAYYYTER
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we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
pixel skylines
Discoholic 🪩
wallacepolsom
Three Goblin Art
todays bird
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies
Kaledo Art
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@rosaway
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tumblr ads 2018-2022: buy disney buy aamazon buy hulu buy disneysplus buy netflix you should kill yourself now. buy amazon
tumblr ads 2022: shave your balls!!! buy a bong! pray with an app! shave your fucking balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWDITS + text posts
my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................
she
now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........
Someone has never had steak
i didn't see that this was about vegans and thought it was calling out grave-robbers and cannibals
my proposal for humans 2.0
wings
detachable tits
better knees
ears that you can turn on and off
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: I won’t wear a cloth mask to stop a respiratory disease because a radio show host told me it makes you an emasculated cuck to follow scientific guidelines, and by god I need to eat at this shitty American fast food restaurant *dies a preventable, slow and painful death*
German plague doctor in 1646, who absolutely did not wash his ass: I will cover my eyes, my mouth, and mask the scents that I smell, I will coat my clothing in wax and examine patients from afar with a stick. I know not how the plague is spread, but if I block every transmission route, I can save myself and stave off the chance of being infected *does not die despite being knee deep in a vastly more contagious and hyperlethal disease*
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods
ok wig this was supposed to say gods creatures
Dutch can’t be a serious language
my man whimpers and scampers
well my guy shrieks and skitters
we should set up a playdate
my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
GoPro Awards: Snow Leopard Meets MAX
Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death
