Minor Addictions

Hello, you lovely people of Tumblr! This is devoted to...my abnormal addictions and random fanfiction. I include Rumbelle, Red Cricket, Outlaw Queen, Swanfire, Snowing, Clarisse/Joseph, Catherine/Robert, and Nanny/Wilkes primarily! This is basically where I post any and everything that I find and love about the couple and maybe, a new addiction.

[mm-so-this-is-love]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A rewrite of Dr. Cerberus’ exorcism, performed by Hilda and Prudence.

As requested by @rosefairy15

[rosefairy15]

I freaking love this!!!!

[mm-so-this-is-love]

Okay. I’ve had a few days to think about it. And I’m obviously enraged and hurt by the finale, probably more than is healthy, what I’m here to talk about today is episode 2, the uninvited, aka aunt hilda can’t ever have nice things I guess.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Let me start by saying, all I wanted was to see Hilda and Cee get married and for it not to be ridiculous, because I feel like sometimes they make Hilda ridiculous just for comedic relief. And I feel like they delivered on it being so THEM but not ridiculous at all. Or just the right amount of ridiculous. But let’s back up.

From the top.

What do you mean Zelda just knew how to exorcise the incubus the whole time? What were they wasting time on the Damascus steel for?

Also, aren’t witches not supposed to do exorcisms, wasn’t that a major point of the first part?

Also, why wouldn’t the Damascus steel work on their wedding night? Zelda told Hilda in part 2, “you’ll need Damascus steel chains and he’ll have to wear them every time you...” so they are for sex, no? Or are we to believe Hilda and Cee haven’t had sex? Cool either way, but they made a point in part 1 of saying she was a virgin, then gave her a very sweet sex demon boyfriend and never addressed it again. But let’s watch all the teenagers have sex, sure.

Okay, these punks nick and Melvin are going to exorcise the incubus. Wouldn’t it have made more sense for females to do it so it didn’t jump into them? Wouldn’t it have made more sense for Hilda or at least Prudence or even Ambrose to do it?

(Ps, they even got Dr. Cee shirtless, does that round out the whole male cast?)

Okay, Theo is possessed. And has sex with Robin. And they’re both fine. And let’s go back to Nick making time with the sex demons at Dorian’s, who Dorian kept around for people to have sex with. So what exactly is so bad about sex demons? What exactly would have been the issue with it staying in Dr. Cee? Or is it just that he wouldn’t be in control, bc I get that, okay.

Speaking of Dorian. What? He got stabbed with an angel arrow but the heart was too much? Okay, I’ll buy that. But his portrait wouldn’t have been on the wall for all to see, and wasn’t the story that the portrait aged and he didn’t, so it shouldn’t have looked that young. Honestly, those aren’t part of my Hilberus rant, but it just shows lack of attention to details which shows carelessness on the creative teams’ part.

Also they recast Gryla and it bugs the heck out of me.

Note that the wedding comes and goes and Hilda has like three lines and Cee has NONE. At his WEDDING. He has no lines when they all get back to the Spellman house either, until his vows. What the heck.

But we did get the wedding in the parlor, with everyone in costume, and I loved that. Their vows were so perfect. I just love them.

So anyway I guess my point is I’m going to write a collection of drabbles with like missing scenes, and please please drop some asks for me. I’ll do my best.

[rosefairy15]

Can I request a rewrite of the exorcism, preferably with Hilda and Prudence instead of Nick and Melvin? I like that idea much more. Besides, wouldn’t Hilda’s presence bring the incubus to the surface much easier seeing as that was the reason behind the long wait for the beginning of their relationship?

[mm-so-this-is-love]

Somebody send me a Hilda/Cerberus plot bunny. I want to write, I actually have time, but zero ideas.

[rosefairy15]

What about first days being married and that wholesome goodness (outside of the bull that they had to deal with)

I just am craving fluffy moments with my two favorite cinnamon rolls 🥰

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Why are you defending embarrassing behavior? Cringe culture isn’t perfect, but it’s why we don’t have to put up with SuperWhoLocks anymore. There’s way less annoying people because shaming helps people give up bad/cringy behaviors.

i would absolutely rather be mildly annoyed by happy people enjoying stuff im not into than miserable people who feel embarrassed about everything they do. ill take a million superwholock kids any day over 1 weirdo adult who enjoys making people feel bad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

high schoolers watching shows you dont like really isnt that deep

[jakeremake]

What happens when those kids grow up and no one tells them they need to put a filter on that shit around strangers? I work with one who is never going to hold a good job until she learns to STFU about fandom stuff in the real world.

[tracecourse]

so you think the solution is shaming kids into shutting up about their interests? it’s not the job of strangers on the internet to teach ppl how to manage the real world, trying to do that through cringe culture is just picking on them.

let them have fun. if they’re not allowed to talk about it irl, and they’re not allowed to talk about it on the internet, what do you expect them to do?

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

You guys are well aware cringe culture primarily targets autistic kids, right? Mocking their special interests is in fact traumatising 

Hell I almost stopped liking Undertale because of it

Shut up ableists

[tracecourse]

also, adhd. at this point i can control how much i talk about my hyperfixations, but i’m so scared of being annoying that i don’t do it as much as i’d like to, even online.

let ppl be happy. cringe culture fucks up autistic and adhd kids by forcing them not to talk about their interests literally anywhere.

[eroticcannibal]

Neurotypicals do not ever shut the fuck up about football I think you all can handle someone being excited over a tv show

[jabberwockypie]

Wild idea: What if we, as a culture, do not act like assholes to people who are enjoying a thing? Who gives a fuck? If you’re saying you’ve never annoyed someone with something you were interested in, I guarantee you are mistaken.

Let people like what they like. Try to find some joy in something regardless of if you think it’s silly or “cringey” instead of being a resentful twit about others being excited. Life is too fucking short and you could die tomorrow. Enjoy things. Be kind.

It’s not that fucking complicated: Don’t be a dick.

[mm-so-this-is-love]

I can’t believe this is even a thing. LET PEOPLE BE HAPPY. LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS. DONT BE A DICK!

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Source: @hotto_addiction Instagram

[tennant]

We’ve been blind, something’s been drawing us together for such a long time.

+bonus

[rosefairy15]

Fanfiction SOS

I can’t find a fanfiction crossover between The Princess Diaries and Eloise at the Plaza. It was titled something like “Lost Daughters, Secret Sisters, and ...”

The basis of the story was that Nanny and Queen Clarisse were long lost twins who finally reunited after many years, Mia loses the throne because Mabrey invoked a veto from King Rupert that made Nicholas King, and Clarisse and Joe move to America to be closer to Nanny.

If you know where this story is/where I can find it again and read it, please let me know!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rosefairy15]

Where is all of your Clarisse/Joseph fanfiction 😭

I’m working on an epic right now. Clarisse/Joseph, Nanny/Wilkes, Catherine/Robert, Mia/Nicholas. Watch out for triplets!!!

[cuerue]

hey so uh

Since the referendum in Russia has approved of Putin’s changes to Constituition, letting him stay in power until 2035, redefining marriage as “union of man and woman” and the government literally having talks about banning rainbow and comparing rainbow flags to nazi symbolism, it’s not been great for the LGBT+ community here.

In addition to that, we had the awful “Gay Propaganda” law since 2013 and the number of hate crimes towards LGBT+ Russians has increased greatly since then, and it’s likely to increase even more now.

So maybe consider donating to Russian LGBT Network to help us Russian gays out?

[catgirldick]

YO HOLY SHIT THEY ANNOUNCED THEYRE GONNA DISBAND MINNEAPOLIS PD

https://twitter.com/ACLUMN/status/1269738051498106880?s=19

NOW FOR THE REST OF EM

[blanketed-in-stars]

uh guys this is REAL and here is an article for more context

[catjudgement]

you left out the best part

[theweirdwideweb]

[valtsv]

failure anxiety really is psychological torture

[valtsv]

you can't bring yourself to start any task because of the possibility that you'll fail to produce anything of value and end up not only having to confront the fact that you were never capable of doing it, but that you wasted time and energy trying. but every second you don't spend working on it your brain is screaming at you that you're losing valuable time and only increasing the probability of failure.

[valtsv]

and every success you've had in the past does nothing to reduce your anxiety, and in fact only makes it worse, because you feel like you've given other people expectations of you that are impossible to meet, since as far as you're concerned all your previous achievements are the result of chance and not your abilities and skills.

[lady-feral]

Ouch.

[xuneal-deactivated20240411]

Moon Moon.

[mspbandj]

I miss Moon Moon can we bring him back?

[wingsandhunters]

OMFG MOON MOON

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[misto713]

but what about co-parenting? some good old witch/demon romcom romance? :D

[rosefairy15]

Can someone Rumbelle this? Like Milah is the woman who scams both demon (Rumple) and witch (Belle)

[enfantedeluna-deactivated202006]

[prince-infidel]

[text reads: John Gianoulidis

Here’s the deal.

Kemp mandates restaurants reopen, whether I reopen the dining rooms or not.

I file for business interruption insurance, it does not go through since I am “allowed” to operate full capacity.

My landlord can demand all their money, since I am allowed to fully operate.

Furloughed staff that is collecting unemployment insurance have to come back or I have to let them go. There unemployment insurance then goes to my tab.

If things blow up again, they are still on my tab not on the states, since they are no longer employed.

Guys, this is about screwing the working class and small businesses, not helping us.

Thank you so much to everyone that voted this malignant tumor into office.]

[joanspoliticalposts]

In the notes I learned that: 1) Governor Kemp is not opening the schools or the banks, only these businesses that are mostly small and pay low wages, because the intent is to change those people’s legal status so they’re not entitled to unemployment money from the state, because either the state unemployment fund is going to run out of money (which will get them sued) or they’ll have to raise taxes, and 2) Brian Kemp became governor of Georgia in the most suspicious election in living memory.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.