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[themoonandmyman]

Ilya to Marly on the Raiders bench post First Time Anal

[strawbebehearts]

insane

[lavenderprose]

Shane thinks it's soooo sexy when Ilya busts out those English vocab words btw. Listen to the way he says "When did your English get so good" and tell me he's not wet. He thinks it's so sexy that he is married to a bilingual baddie who knows what the word pedantic means despite English being his second language and he has a sexy accent when he says that shit. Shane can't even be mad at being called pedantic because he liked the sound of it in his husband's voice so much. "I'll show you pedantic," says Shane Hollander, as he plummets to his knees in the kitchen.

[ottawacentaurshq]

heated rivalry gif meme

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[snowsmoked]

One thing I've been thinking about recently is that the Metros were holding Shane back. The Admirals holding Hunter back makes sense, in an oh shit he's going to kill this kid way. But the Metros holding Shane back? Shane who never fights? Shane who is a known peacemaker? Maybe the argument can be made they wanted to protect him from getting hurt/getting fined but, Shane is their captain, if he wants to fight, a fight there shall be.

Unless.

You consider that the Metros know that Shane absolutely does know how to fight. They've all done checking clinics with Shane. They've all wrestled and roughhoused with Shane. He's strong and he's fast and he wants to win.

The Metros understand that Shane doesn't fight, not because he can't, but because he's a little too good at it. And Shane generally doesn't even like violence. He likes to win by playing the game, not hurting the other team.

So when they see Shane, after the whistle, drop his gloves to Scott Hunter, there is a collective thought of oh shit he's going to kill Hunter and they have approximately 1.5 seconds to grab their captain and prevent him from getting arrested.

[gurlsrool]

the erasure of throat goat Ilya Rozanov is starting to get to me lately 😔 we must fight back, we must restore his good name

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[firstprinced]

#doth protest too much

[coyoteshane]

Lilya making Jane hump her thigh, telling Jane to be a good boy and to "not come before I do."

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I know that forehead kiss was life altering for both of them

[russianblush]

We get together. We fuck. Is simple. #MeWhenILie

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I have this headcanon where in an alternative universe Ilya had a moment of insight at the beginning of their hookups so when The Raiders asked where he was going instead of saying he was gonna see Montreal Jane he was like 'I am gonna see my close personal friend Shane Hollander we are gonna eat takeout and play videogames in his house he is my best friend actually.' And the Raiders were like, 'Yeah, right.' But he kept the bit, and every time they were in Montreal, he told the Raiders he was meeting Shane, and the rivalry was just league PR bullshit. They never truly believed him, but it didn't really matter at the time. And When they were eventually at the cottage and Shane told Ilya his plan Ilya was like 'Do not be mad but I have been telling Raiders you are my best friend and every time we play monteral I come to see you to play videogames and eat takeout for years and they never belived me so there is still plusably denibility but if you wanna launch a friendship we dont have to wait or built up I already laid the groundwork.' And Shane is in his head like 'I am gonna marry this man.' So they announce the charity the same summer and the raiders are like 'well shit he was telling the truth.' And since Ilya did lay the groundwork, when the media asks them about Ilya and Shane's 'have been friends the whole time' narrative, the Raiders are like, 'Yeah, he told us they were friends; we just didn't believe him.' Which makes the public opinion on their friendship largely positive but doesn't really change the overall timeline all that much just gives them some room to be publicly affectionate and kind of takes the heat off the fanmail gate bc instead of the public thinking it was an enemies-to-lovers hot sex in hotel rooms 9-year situationship with messy breakups and hookups in between they think it was a slow-burn friends-to-lovers situation filled with yearning and Queer self discovery which is more palatable to the public.

[clytemnestraaa]

ok i figured it out the key difference and sum of their characters is that ilya is acting and shane is lying

[clytemnestraaa]

now to expand, we all know it is wrong to lie to people, and it's not particularly wrong to act. however: to lie, you need to be starkly aware of what the truth of you actually is, in order to obscure it. but to act, to fully step into a role, it is better if you never know yourself at all.

[bipolar4autistic]

ilya crying during/after sex: godddddd this is fucking embarrassing if shane notices im jumping off the roof . fuck. fuck meeeeee my dad was right. about all of it. about all of me.. fuck !!!!!!!!

ilya seeing shane cry during/after sex: YAHOO!!! YIPPEE!!!! YAAY!!! YESSSS!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bugslibraryy]

Ok but guys listen. Shane goes out with Rose when she’s in Montreal doing some press for her new series. Ilya knows Shane is going out and that they probably won’t have time to FaceTime tonight because when he gets home it’ll be late and he’ll be sleepy and maybe a little buzzed (because if anyone can convince Shane Hollander to have a drink or two during season it’s Rose)

And like it’s Fine. Ilya feels sooo Fine about it. He likes Rose, she’s a good friend to Shane but Shane’s only been his for maybe six months now (since the offical I love yous at the cottage) and sometimes it is hard to forget the horrible ache of the year before when Shane so hadn’t been his and he’d had to see that over and over again.

But it’s fine- it’s fine now because Shane is his and Shane texts him a photo of his outfit before he goes out because Ilya asks him to (and his smile is a little awkward in the hotel mirror but he looks so handsome, hasn’t cut his hair since the summer and he’s in a nice white t-shirt, blue jeans and a dark burgundy jacket.)

Ilya has to hide his smile in his hand even though there’s no one in his Boston home to see his stupid smile but himself. He likes Shane so much. He gets to tell him that, and he does, texts Shane back ‘I like you so much’ and stares at the photo a while longer. He misses Shane horribly, and he flicks to the calendar app on his phone so he can check the matching days- and confirms what he already knew, two weeks until he got to see Shane again.

So Shane goes out and Ilya watches Die Hard and texts Shane about it, knowing he won’t reply till he’s home later because Shane has good phone manners when he’s out. Ilya hates it a little, but he’s glad Shane is going out and having fun and he probably wouldn’t die from missing his boyfriend for a few hours. Probably.

But then Shane is finally in an uber home and his text replies are kinda short, not his usual ramble messages that tick through one after each other when he’s had a few drinks. Usually he likes to share the goss from Roses interesting cast of friends with Ilya. Before Ilya can ask what’s up Shane texts him out of the blue:

“Do you think it’s weird how much I like sucking your dick?”

And Ilya gives it maybe two seconds before he calls him and Shane picks up and Ilya is like “what happened?” Because ??? What the fuck had happens that had made his Shane question is his affinity for sucking Ilya’s dick is anything but a perfect blessing.

Shane starts to explain as he lets himself into his apartment, shy and voice low and all ‘um’ and ‘uh’ and kinda skirting around the topic and Ilya is like “Shane” and Shane sighs and is like “fine I don’t know rose was talking to Jess about this new guy she’s seeing and Jess was like- I don’t know talking about how they had good chemistry I guess? but then she was saying he like asks for head a lot and she was saying she kinda hates doing it and then a few of the others agreed like I don’t know they will do it but it’s like I don’t know a chore or like so that their partner will do it back but they think it’s kinda gross? And don’t know why people are into it?”

and Ilya is like oh my god these evil actor influencer people are getting into my sweet perverted Shane’s mind wtf and he’s quick to be like Shane no.

No. It’s perfect you’re so perfect I love how much you love it whatever those other people have going on is weird.

And like Ilya knows Shane worries about being normal fitting in he finds himself othered a lot of the time so things like this get under his skin. Ilya is like baby I love your horny mind you’re my favourite pervert and Shane is all shut up Ilya but Ilya can hear the warmth in his voice and Ilya explains to him you understand I like it just as much as you yes? Need as much as you right? I fall asleep thinking about your ass and your mouth and how your face looks when you’re on your knees for me.

And Shane is like “Ilya really shut uppp oh my god I get it”. And Ilya is like “no, I am so serious you need to understand how good and perfect your mind is and how good and normal and perfect it is how much you enjoy this, turn on video call”.

And Shane does because he is so good.

Idk I just love the concept of Shane being like ? Wait yall don’t low key ascend to a higher astral plane when you suck your mans dick? And Ilya finding out and being like who the fuck told you this I have to kill them you are my perfect freak baby boy, they are weird for not loving it.

Anyway the phone sex is freaky and good and Ilya tells Shane in a low hot voice how fucking desired Shane makes him feel, how it feels like lifting the cup when he gets to watch Shane sink to his knees and look up at him, when he sucks his cock like its essential like breathing air and how good good good Shane is how perfect he is how he reads Ilya’s mind how he makes him feel so fucking good. How Shane is his perfect slut how Ilya knows how bad he needs it and he loves being the one to give it to him.

Shane’s face is blushing red even after they both cum and he’s dopey smiled all yawns and warm eyes blinking at Ilya and importantly not a doubt in his pretty brown eyes.

[boitterfly]

not here 👀 rozanov you better get off👀 you suck My dick! 👀 why did you think it was ok to sext me before the game!?👀 please stop..👀

[boitterfly]

shane voice nooooooo