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im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubba gump shrimp

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

#babe you can murder people if youre fabulous abot it

serfuzzypushover

Trying

warplanerubdown

drtanner

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

#meows

xrd

Literally feel like this everytime I see someone online talk about characters I like

fairycosmos

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

touching-living-breathing

That's called being an adult

fairycosmos

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

sapphling

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

sapphling

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

armandgender

yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023

my brain is full of these working in a little office like spunchbob

mothspaws

List of numbers I hate

If you use these numbers fuck you

mothspaws

I’m going to shatter you into a gongulquideus pieces for defending these SludgeNumbers

barillapasta

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge mussols. i mean some serious bibols. a real set of bibbols. packin some geegols. massive goosextols. big ol’ gongulquideus. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger double-hyper-godkubikgathors. humongous tethracross-turreted-dustaculated-tethracubors.