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asking Sukuna if you're too clingy
The bedroom is entirely silent, illuminated only by the warm glow of the bedside lamp on his side of the bed. It’s late, well past midnight, and Sukuna’s propped up against the pillows in nothing but boxers, holding a book open in his right hand, completely at ease, while the other is trapped beneath your weight.
Sprawled shamelessly across his side, your cheek pressed right over his ribs, you let your body go limp while your mind refuses to follow suit. Restlessness creeps in, your thoughts racing in circles, dredging up problems just for the sake of having something to gnaw on. The silence makes your thoughts feel way too loud, twisting a thin, ridiculous thread of worry out of nothing at all.
Your eyes drift over the page of his book without taking in a single word, and before you can stop yourself, the question tumbles out into the dim room, your voice barely above a whisper and oddly hesitant.
"You ever think I'm too clingy? Like... you ever wish I gave you more space?"
rain softly tapped against the window while you were folded under a blanket on the couch, fast asleep.
satoru walks in, drenched from the rain. he shrugged off his soaked jacket and kicked off his shoes. he sighed, walking into the living room,
“baby, im home.” he calls out softly.
silence.
he frowned, that was unusual.
“baby?” he calls out again.
silence again.
it was only 5pm. there was no way you’re sleeping, satoru thought, until he saw you.
laying there like a cat, your lips slightly parted, both hands under your head.
“god baby..” he murmured, unable to hold back the smile forming on his face. he crouched down beside you, gently brushing a strand of hair away from your face.
youu looked so soft, so peaceful. he couldnt remember the last time he has seen you like this. no cute pouty lips or furrowed brows. just you... he couldn’t help himself.
his thumb traced your cheek just for a second before he leaned down, softly and carefully pressing a light kiss to your forehead.
“so pretty..”
a/n: last post kinda crying ˶ˊᜊˋ˶ (pinned)
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fluff and a little suggestive - baby!gumi asking you and dad!toji for a sibling
you’re in the kitchen when it happens.
toji’s busy making coffee. his black hair still damp from his quick shower. shirtless because he’s supposedly allergic to clothes when he’s home. gumi is wobbling around on chubby legs with his little dinosaur toy clutched in one hand and milk dribbled down his chin.
you’re just trying to clean up after breakfast. gumi threw his congee all over the floor, because ‘fwoggie told him to’.
megumi climbs onto his little stool next to where you're trying to scrub the floor clean. plants both hands on the table. looks up at you with his big sleepy eyes and casually says, “mamamamama. i wan’ baby.”
you blink. “…baby what, sweetheart?”
megumi nods solemnly, as if he's prepared for this conversation and planned exactly what to say.
“baby brudder. or… baby sissie.”
you freeze. you slowly turn to look at toji.
he’s frozen too. mid-sip of coffee with his stupid pinky in the air. eyes wide over the rim of his mug.
“what.”
megumi points a chubby finger at you. then at toji. then pats his own pudgy belly.
“mama make baby.”
you make a garbled choking sound. there's silence for 3 beats while you're trying to comprehend what your child just said to you.
then, toji sets his mug down with exaggerated care.
smirking.
“wellllllllll, i mean, you heard the kid.”
“nope. no. absolutely not. no way.”
“oh come on,” he grins, ruffling megumi’s hair. “our first try went great. look at him. little plump gumi. 10/10. cutest kid in the whole world. clearly, we make good ones.”
you wipe your hands on a tea towel and shoot him a glare. “you probably put him up to this.”
“I wish i did. this is gold.” he crouches to eye-level with megumi. “hey, champ. wanna help me convince mama for new baby?”
megumi nods, then starts chanting, “baaaaby~ baaaby~” while patting your stomach with his sticky fingers.
you groan and try your hardest not to fall for your son and husband's efforts.
toji stands and kisses your cheek. “he’s right, y’know. you’d look hot pregnant again.”
you swat him. “you’re insufferable. and annoying. and an idiot.”
he leans down to murmur in your ear. “aren’t you meant to be ovulating soon? prime time, i reckon. what was that you said last time? text-book conditions?”
you blush immediately.
“i hate you.”
he grins, then kisses your neck and murmurs. “we should start practicing tonight. real diligently. you wouldn’t want to disappoint your beloved gumi, would you?”
megumi’s still chanting in the background, now shaking his toy dinosaur like a tambourine.
and you hate that there is a tiny, traitorous part of you that is already considering new baby names...
A/N: we all know readers getting pregnant ASAP
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visiting your jailbirdhusband!sukuna
“again ryomen?”
he looks down in shame. and ryomen sukuna is never ashamed of anything he’s done, and he’s done a lot of shit.
“that asshole was putting his hands on you” he huffs and looks at your chest instead of your eyes “so yes, again” you’ve never looked this visibly annoyed, and what was scaring him even more is how calm your voice was.
“look at me, not my tits ryomen” you narrow your eyes, he immediately looks up “yes ma’am” you grab his collar and the security turns a blind eye(he’s been getting on their nerves also)
“when I say no stupid shit, that means no-” you give him a hard slap “-jail, got it?” he just nods his face didn’t even budge, of course you don’t intend to harm your husband and you’re not abusive. sometimes with ryomen sukuna you literally need to smack some sense into him.
“yes ma’am” he nods again, “can you bail me now?” you roll your eyes “im not picking you up again, call choso” ryomens eyebrows knit together in annoyance “but i want you to pick me up” if anyone didn’t know any better, he’s whining for you to pick him up.
“no ryo” he tilts his head and subconsciously pouts then leans in “cmon woman, stop being a brat” his words have no bite, but when you smile he scowls.
you take a deep sigh and close your eyes, “last time” “i promise baby” he smirks.
you both know this definitely isn’t the first, nor the last.
ps. ok pinky promise this is the last drabble after this ima finish two more request than boxer choso is coming😭 taglist : : @in-aa @chewiebee @applelite @crybabylulu @yassifie-d @ai-no-tegami @silverwfern @oksukuna
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Kunaaaa, why aren't you holding my hand?
The last shrill beep from the scanner dies out, and the cashier slides the final item across, leaving a mountain of grocery bags stacked at the end of the conveyor, teetering so much that it makes you wonder if they’ll topple before you even get a hand on them. Reaching for the battered metal cart you’d been dragging through the aisles, you barely get your hand on the handle before Sukuna lets out a flat, dismissive scoff behind you.
"Leave it," he mutters, nudging you away from it.
"What do you mean leave it?" you ask, looking up at him with a slight frown. "We have to get it to the car."
“I’m not walking all the way back across the lot just to return a piece of metal,” he grumbles, already shoving his hoodie sleeves up his forearms, brooking no argument.
“Kuna, the car’s parked at the very end of the row,” you whine, casting a helpless look at the mountain of groceries, but he doesn’t so much as flinch. “Uh. Fine.”
petit
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so cute <3
Dilftoji but its been a few months since you started feeding your son. your chest got larger and so did your son’s appetite. Whenever toji comes near you while you and the baby spending so much time together, megumi gets protective and swats him away. I just know as a baby megumi is so sassy to toji and an angel to reader
since you started breastfeeding, two things became immediately apparent. your chest got heavier.
and so did your infant son’s sense of entitlement.
megumi clings to you with single-minded devotion, pudgy hand fisted in the fabric of your shirt, face smushed to your breast. toji approaches, intent on slipping an arm around your waist or pressing a kiss beneath your ear—and promptly receives a tiny, judgmental smack to the chest. thwap.
“again?” toji grumbles, hand still hovering mid-air. megumi narrows his eyes. you stroke his lower back, soothing.
“he’s just protective.”
“of what? his food?”
megumi lets out a soft, satisfied coo against your collarbone. a little angel. until his father so much as moves closer—then it’s kicking, swatting, territorial nonsense from a six-month-old with exactly four teeth. a tiny hand, uncoordinated but full of judgment, slaps his cheek again.
“oi,” toji mutters, blinking. you try to contain your laughter. it’s not the first time; any attempt at affection from your husband is met with swift retaliation. once, toji tried kissing your neck while megumi was still feeding. your son paused mid-feed, turned his entire head to glare at him, then resumed nursing with a sigh.
“what the hell is his problem?” toji grumbles, nursing another soft slap to the chin.
“he’s a mama’s boy,” you hum, resting your cheek atop the baby’s soft little head. “don’t take it personally.”
megumi coos sweetly into your collarbone. toji squints at the both of you. betrayed. exiled in his own home.
“can’t believe i’m being bullied by someone who shits himself.”
18+
"it's good for the baby,"
"what is?" toji grunts, not bothering to look up from the paper.
"sex during pregnancy. keeps the birth canal muscles, y'know...limber. makes giving birth easier!"
that piece of information finally earns a reaction: one of those his judgment-loaded side-eyes (the same one your son will wield with disturbing accuracy in less than a year's time.)
"you're making shit up again, aren't you?"
"yes," you continue, shameless, "sounds plausible, doesn't it?" toji sets the newspaper aside, thin brows knitting together. that's what throws you. no, not the frowning part—but the look of hesitation. "you sure 'bout this?"
"yeah. call that maternal instinct." then, with escalating desperation: "c'mon, toji, pleasepleasepleaseplease-"
In all of his wretched years of existence, Sukuna was only touched by people who wanted to kill him, beat him or maim him.
And yet you—a woman he had taken as a wife out of sheer boredom—had the gall to lay your hand upon him.
It was nothing grand—just your warm, gentle hand resting on his bicep.
Yet Sukuna stiffened under your touch and felt his skin burn with a foreign feeling. You noticed the change in his demeanor and quickly pulled your hand away.
“I'm… I'm sorry, my lord. I didn't mean to touch you without permission.”
And after that, you never did it again.
But Sukuna couldn't forget about it. No matter how hard he tried—even letting his enemies cut off that same limb. But it was useless when he felt that same, warm tingling sensation when he grew it back.
Your touch was seared deeply into his skin.
He should be angry at you for doing this to him. He should kill you.
But instead, he craved. He craved your soft hands on his body again. He imagined you in ways he never dared to—what would it feel like to have your hands gently cradle his face? Would you be disgusted when your fingertips brushed against his deformed face? Or what would it feel like to have you here in his large futon—limbs tangled together, you pressed against him completely bare, letting his large hands freely explore your body and his stomach mouth nibble at your abdomen.
Sukuna's face twisted into an annoyed scowl as he squashed away those thoughts. He glared at the ceiling of his chambers—sleep eluding him.
Then his gaze lazily shifted towards the shoji doors that lead to the garden. They were rattling against the harsh winds of an oncoming storm.
And then he recalled that you were terrified of storms.
Sukuna closed his eyes, completely adamant on ignoring that small detail. But it kept nagging him in the back of his mind like a pounding headache again and again until he clicked his tongue and rose from his futon.
“Stupid, foolish woman.” He grumbled irritably as he left his chambers and made his way towards yours.
And when he reached it, he heard your soft whimpers and sniffles. The sudden hitch of your breath when there was a brilliant flash of lightning followed by defeaning thunder.
Sukuna tore open the shoji door, making you scramble up to sit on your futon in surprise.
“M-My lord?!” You hastily wiped away your tears. “What are you doing here?”
“Your incessant snivelling is disturbing the entire estate, woman.” He narrowed his eyes at the way your hands were trembling. “More than this wretched storm.”
Sukuna approached you, noting the look of fear in your eyes under his looming figure. Your mouth opened, ready to spew out some nonsense apology.
You looked so weak—so pathetic. He should really just kill you and be done with it.
But he found himself bending down and shoving away the covers of your futon.
“Move over.” He grunted.
You were frozen, staring at him dumbfounded.
“Huh…?”
“I won't repeat myself again. Move over.”
You quickly scooted to the other side of the futon as he slid in and made himself comfortable. In his eyes, you looked like a frightened, little rodent tucked away in the corner who gasped at another crash of thunder.
And yet, Sukuna merely rolled his eyes and grabbed your arm, pulling you down and pressing you firmly against his chest. Four arms wrapped around you, his nose pressed against your hair while his stomach mouth breathed against your own stomach.
Again, he felt it. The warmth when your hands were curled tightly into fists against his chest.
He resisted the urge to shiver.
The room was quiet, save for the howling and constant pattering from the wind and rain.
You were still shaking in his hold.
Sukuna frowned.
“Why are you still shaking?” His chest rumbled from his deep voice. “Do you really have anything to fear while being in my arms?”
Slowly, as if some realisation had dawned upon you, the trembling of your body lessened until it completely stopped.
“No… I don't.”
You relaxed in his hold, your fingers slowly uncurling, spreading out against his chest. Sukuna has never felt this much warmth. Not even his own divine flame could compare.
“Sleep.” He grunted out.
You were silent but then shifted slightly against his chest before mumbling.
“Thank you, my lord.”
Sukuna didn't reply.
You were about to lift your face up to look at him—to see what kind of expression he had on his face. But he merely placed a large hand on your head and kept you buried against his chest.
“Disobeying me again? I said sleep, wife.” His voice sounded strained.
And you eventually did—you relaxed and fell into deep sleep as if you weren't in the arms of the most dangerous sorcerer in Japan.
It was a few hours after when Sukuna followed suit. Not before listening to the sound of your soft snores or the way you twitched or snuggled deeper into his hold. His senses were engulfed with the scent of your favourite body oil—camellia.
Sukuna's treacherous thoughts betrayed him yet again as he decided that he… wouldn't mind staying like this with you more often.
And so the very next day, he promptly shifted you to his own chambers.
You didn't object at all and happily made yourself at home.
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fluff - the battle between husband!sukuna and baby!yuji for your attention
it starts when you sit down. that’s it. that’s all you did.
you legit sat down on the couch with your coffee, ready for just five uninterrupted minutes of peace.
no yelling. no crying. no farting.
but, of course, baby yuji waddles sprints out of nowhere to climb into your lap like a kitten seeking warmth.
“mama, mama, mama, mama, mama-“
his chubby hands grab your cheeks. he smooshes his face into yours. you blink through it. your fresh coffee now very much forgotten, as he launches into an impromptu monologue about a spider he saw in the hallway. you nod and listen very attentively to his ‘captivating’ and ‘life-changing’ story:
and that’s when sukuna appears in the doorway.
shirtless. hair wet. towel slung over one shoulder. mug of black coffee in one hand. he stares at you. then at yuji on your lap. then back at you.
“what?” you say.
“he’s in my spot.”
yuji turns and blinks at him with his wide pink eyes. then proceeds to leans over and licks your cheek. akin to a puppy marking it’s territory.
“mama mine.”
you wheeze. sukuna’s left eye twitches.
“did he just-“
“mmhm.”
“he licked you.”
“apparently, he does that now,” you shrug.
“that’s fuckin’ feral.”
“language!” you chide.
yuji sticks his tongue out, smug. “you’re feral, papa.”
“say that again, tiny goblin.”
“feraaaaal.”
“you wanna fight?”
you sigh. “you’re threatening a toddler. again.”
“he started it.”
“he’s two.”
“and evil.”
yuji crosses his arms, puffs his chubby rosy cheeks and shoots his father a very smug smile. sukuna glares back at his spawn. you sip your coffee and pretend you’re relaxing somewhere in fiji. by yourself.
fifteen minutes later, yuji is asleep on your chest. sukuna is sulking at the far end of the couch, muttering to himself like a grumpy cat that has been denied his favourite meal. you shift a little, adjusting yuji's favourite tiger blanket over his small and squishy sleeping form.
“he’s weirdly warm,” you whisper.
sukuna grumbles. “so am i.”
“he smells like bananas.”
“well, i smell like sandalwood and sex appeal. which is cooler.”
“you’re jealous of a baby.”
“i was here first.”
you giggle, and sukuna pouts harder. but a moment later, you reach out. with one hand still cradling your son, the other one extended towards ur adorably jealous husband.
he stares at it.
then slowly and in an incredibly dramatic fashion, sukuna slumps over and wraps his arms around the both of you. careful not to wake the goblin currently drooling on your shirt. you press a kiss to his temple.
“mama loves you both.”
sukuna hums. “not equally, though.”
“equally.”
“he licked you.”
“you’ve licked me in far worse places.”
“and i’d do it again…”
basaed on this request
pornstar!sukuna was hot, he knew it. It would have been hard to miss all the comments left on his videos. How fans drooled over his deep voice, tattoos, and how he knew exactly what to do with his dick to drive each actress wild.
pornstar!sukuna hooked up with many of his costars off camera. He was a bachelor—why not have a little fun? Especially when he knew just how to drive each girl crazy within a few minutes.
pornstar!sukuna never cared when people would publicly criticize them. simply reminding them via his Twitter & only Fans, that he's 'literally a fucking porn star' and they're a bunch of big babies for caring what he does with his cock.
pornstar!sukuna, was in the middle bitching about the particularly grueling shoot they had that day, when pornstar!satoru pointed at you, stumbling out of your bedroom, congratulating him for 'waking my roommate up at 3 am.'
pornstar!sukuna who froze, shirtless, cold slice of pizza in hand, as you rubbed your eyes, pointing a sleepy glare at him and muttered about "Satoru make your annoying ass friend shut up." before stumbling back into your room with a slam.
pornstar!sukuna who had never been so turned on while so exhausted. He knew it didn't make sense, but you were just so pretty in your nightgown, hazy look on your eyes as you grumbled... one look and he felt mesmerized.
pornstar!sukuna ended up crashing on the pullout sofa that night and woke up to a shriek and weight landing on his legs. You hadn't been paying attention and ended up stumbling right on top of him.
pornstar!sukuna, who, after taking a moment to wake up and check that you were okay, huffed, throwing his head back on the pillows. "Darling, If you wanted to go for a ride, all you had to do was ask."
pornstar!sukuna was careful as he helped you off him, taking notice of how flushed and flustered you seemed at his whispers. Helping you fix the bottom of your nightgown, winking at you as he rubbed the silk between his fingertips.
pornstar!sukuna who felt like a completely different guy from the one you'd seen in all the films he made with pornstar!satoru. Sure, he still seemed like an annoying jackass, but not as big of one as he let the media make him out to be. He was actually kind of... sweet. In a Sukuna way.
pornstar!sukuna who started hanging out at your place more often and began trying to start a conversation each time pornstar!satoru was busy. Doing everything, he could to ensure a friendship could grow between you.
pornstar!sukuna who was more than surprised to find out that you'd seen 'a lot' of his work, people had seen his work. He was famous, he knew that, but no one had casually dropped the information on him half-dressed & tipsy on another Porn star's couch before.
pornstar!sukuna who's jaw was on the floor when you teasingly told him he had definitely become your 'favorite Porn star' in the past few weeks before tracing shapes on a few of his tattoos
pornstar!sukuna who wasn't sure how it happened, one second his eyes were darting between you and your hand, the next he was ripping your clothes off in the cramped bathroom, pressing hot kisses to your collarbones.
pornstar!sukuna fought down sinful groans as he bottomed out in you, almost forgetting he did this with girls for a living once you whimpered his name, his muscles tensing as you sank your nails into his back.
pornstar!sukuna who you found out didn't fuck in real life, like he did in the movies. At least not with you. His thrusts were deep and controlled—like he was being careful with you. Almost the polar opposite of all the times you'd seen him make women babbling messes on his cock within a few thrusts.
pornstar!sukuna who kept his grip tight on your hips as you buried your face in his shoulder. "I'm going easy on ya' girl, don't tell me you can't take it." Followed by a particularly mean thrust, "You can take it pretty girl, just focus on me."
pornstar!sukuna felt like he was going insane every time you scratched at him or whimpered his name. Carefully, he propped you up on the counter as your arms snaked around his shoulders. tugging his face down to yours for a kiss as the new angle let him hit deeper.
pornstar!sukuna pressed a hand between your head and the wall to avoid any damage as he drilled into you, his low groans growing louder as you arched off the counter, clutching to his arms for dear life.
pornstar!sukuna who came at the same time as you and pressed his forehead against your chest while he caught his breath, thumbs rubbing circles on your hips as you pressed a kiss to the crown of his head.
pornstar!sukuna who had just barely finished helping you redress, when pornstar!satoru got home with dinner and subtly rubbed out the aches in your hips whenever pornstar!satoru wasn't looking.
pornstar!sukuna, who under no circumstances would hook up with another costar again, not after having you.