trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. itās like their version of drinking water
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trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. itās like their version of drinking water
"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"
Ohnyeab uh pride.š³ļøāšš³ļøāšš³ļøāš
Give us money š³ļøāšš³ļøāš and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays š³ļøāšš³ļøāšš³ļøāš
Look we have a gay airplane on staff. So inclusive. Tee hee. We didnt ask if it wanted to be all over our pride adverts but here it is anyway.
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Sometimes we'll check in on a friend we've not heard from in a while and discover they've independently developed the same kinks as us. And we think that's pretty cool. Good for them.
Also hi everyone. We promise we're alive still. Working out and working a job has killed all our free time so we don't post any more. Hope you're all well.
Sometimes we'll check in on a friend we've not heard from in a while and discover they've independently developed the same kinks as us. And we think that's pretty cool. Good for them.
Carbon Monoxide Poisoning on Match GameĀ ā74
aborted bloke: i wouldāve loved to do fuck all
The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised
D.B. Cooper sketch hat maybe not the best choice for the airport
Airports should lean into the D.B. Cooper thing. They should sell those hats, and mugs and posters, and shirts with parachute packs printed on the back. Lookalikes sneaking around the terminal that kids can apprehend for a D.B. Cooper keychain
@localairport
Waaay ahead of you. We sell parachutes.
Many years ago, we bought a shirt from the airport that Dan Cooper took off out of since we thought it was cute. What we /didn't/ realise is that it turned out to have the FBI sketch of him on the back of it. 10/10 one of our favourite shirts to wear to the airport now
TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.
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thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them
a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all thatās left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh
@localairport
Yeah thats why planes sleep in hangars.
Terminal 1 now features a petting zoo area, where guests may directly interact with a real Boeing 737-200.
Yeah it has like rabies or something. Better have that looked at.
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw
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You can't be punk
It's just not possible