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[rotting-king]

NEW BLOG

@fanaticfool

[oak23]

Hatsune Miku? Here’s her grandma

[princeofmints]

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[thebootydiaries]

gay kid: hey i like your shoes

straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

[louserz]

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

[greelin]

[while choking back a sob, tears visible] i’m good dude i’m so good. i’m way fucking. good. man. i’m GOOD

[goldnpoc]

If I really fuck with you imma start talking to you like I’m your mom

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

[shadowaod]

Update: I’ve made slight adjustments to the audio when the papers fall so it flows better.

Another Deltarune upgraded cutscene animation but this time in video format for convenience, hope you all like :)

[rneowth]

Visit Original Link

i took @spudislander‘s “every second beat” version of megalovania and stretched it out back to the original runtime of 2:36 and holy Shit my dudes

[zincellia]

Up

[a-nerdy-artist]

[kylehasatumblr]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[dailyjackiechan]

dont forget him

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

I won’t

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[robotlyra]

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

[catbountry]

WHAT

[leonitic-deactivated20190601]

HELLO?????????????

[sweetpotatertatas]

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

[furbearingbrick]

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

[gaydelgard]

some people are GOTH and ENJOY HOMOEROTICISIM

[bisexualemmettcullen]

[saturnsupremacy]

It’s about both, let’s be real

[gawki]

Talking it out! 🌼

(in color)

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]