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Fly my roach 🪳 ig….
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woe, roach be upon ye
Fly my roach 🪳 ig….
I just know when Johnny gets a partner, Simon is the constant third wheel.
And you aren't too keen on the idea at first. You didn't sign up for a brooding and antisocial third, but you eventually accept that they're a packaged deal. You even start to feel bad for Simon, he's got this intense connection to Johnny, and you soon realize it's because he's the only one whose ever gave him the time of day.
It was never a competition for Johnny either, the man just seemed to like to be involved. He was never jealousy of the attention Johnny gave you.
Everything becomes threes after that. Dinner reservations, movie tickets, matching pajamas you buy for the holidays that sparks concerned conversation from all your friends and family when you send out Christmas cards with a menacing man next to you and Johnny that they've never met.
He sleeps on the couch most nights. At first, it was after a night out at the pub, and he was too drunk to drive home. Then, it turned into every weekend. Which evolved into a third toothbrush at your bathroom sink, three pairs of shoes at your door, and a designated mug he drank his tea out of every morning.
You woke up to him in your kitchen more times than you didn't. He just became this constant presence in both of your lives that the two of you even forgot what it felt like for him not to be there.
And the two of you realize it might have gotten too far when you're looking to move out and only look at houses that come with a second room for him. The man is appalled when you ask him if he wants to have his own room, he wants to sleep in the same bed with you and Johnny.
That feeling when you finally find a cod headcanon/ fanfic that isn’t mind fucking smut
i love angst so much. angst is better than smut. give me more angst. forever miserable
#miserableforever
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“Give me your hand,” you ask quietly carful not to disturb the peace and normalcy of the moment. He hands it over wordlessly, his hands are much larger then yours almost engulfing yours in comparison
“Such pretty hands,” you coo “would be a waste not to mess with them.” You doodled on his hands with the glittering gel pen you had.
“It’s a cat” he softly remarks staring at his hands now littered with tiny delicate drawings that hid the hideous scars across them.
Though a small minor gesture it made his chest warm in a way it hasn’t been for a while.
Don’t be afraid to shoot me ideas chat :3
Me if you even care
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poor königs English isn’t very good :c
just wanted to write a silly story about my boy könig :3
NOT PROOF READ I WROTE THIS AT 1AM
König was watching Soap and Ghost talk, they were making plans to go to a bar without him. He felt left out, thus he shyly asked asked.. “Darf ich mitkommen…?“ (can I come with you?) he hated how unsure he sounded, he was a fucking colonel over here sounding unsure while talking to subordinates (though to be fair they aren’t from the same team or unit.
Ghost sighed looking up at the giant, how could he say no?
“Yes könig you can join us but any fuckin trouble and you’re out.” König looked enthusiastic as no one else but ghost and soap ever agrees to take him out, other soldiers too scared to talk to him or even mention his name as if it’s some curse.
“Oh yeah, a rookies joining us if that’s alright with ya mate,” soap said as he put an arm around konigs shoulders as they sat on the couch mindlessly listening to the static of the tv that hasn’t been fixed in months.
könig fiddled with his hands looking over at ghost “Are..? Are you sure they want to come?..” ghost raised a brow “did you guys threaten them like last…?”
König stared at soap and ghost unable to tell them ‘did you scare the living shit out of the poor thing to drag it out of base?’ ghost and soap laughed as they heard könig trying to contain themselves as they stared at the giant “ya hear that? Scared the mate??” Soap choked out “they’ve been dying to meet you” ghost chuckled.
Dying to meet me? konig thought..that can’t be right…
‘the bar is so crowded’ you thought as you sat on a couch squished between König on your left ghost on your right with ghost being head fucked drunk soap on his lap.
you couldn’t think straight it was just too loud ghost shoved you drunkenly towards König ‘sroty’ you heard a drunken mumble from ghost as he got up with the help of soap walking off leaving you just awkwardly leaned on König.
‘Fuck me this is going to be a long night’ you thought looking up at König he looked like he wanted to jump out of his skin fucking anxious as hell. “Hey Colonel, want to get out?” You yelled a bit as the music was loud and it was crowded. He seemed to sigh as he nodded moving down and mumbling a ‘ja’
you both desperately some fresh air heading outside as the cold breeze hit both your faces, well König was wearing his mask. You shivered walking towards the car you all drove in fucking cramped and tiny car somehow fit 3 giants and somehow they managed to fit you in too.
you sighed as you got into the back seat resting your head against the glass, König shuffling to the seat across from you leaving the middle untouched. You stayed there sitting in silence for a few moments before König spoke.
“…so…Dying to meet me?” He chuckled out trying to break the silence between you two. You covered your face with your hands trying your best to not melt in front of him ghost and soap teased you relentlessly after you admit you had a slight crush on König, as he was in fact handsome…
Chat I will update this tomorrow I’m way too tired give me feedback and goodnight mwah
Made this silly cuh while I was bored in class lol
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