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I like Dragons!

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Charlie: So wait, angels really do make bird sounds as part of their vocalizing.

Able: Oh yeah, at least the Heavenborn do. They typically can mimic one or a couple of bird species. For example, Sera can do that Red Tail Hawk shriek, and Emily can coo like a dove.

Charlie: That’s so cool! What about you or other winners?

Abel: Well…we can’t really make those sorts of sounds naturally. Oh, except for my dad.

Charlie: Really? Hm… now that you mention it, I think I recall hearing a rooster’s crow coming from dad’s room that one time I asked Adam for help getting my father out of bed. I just thought he some how got ahold of a rooster and let it loose.

Abel: Yeah, that’s a pretty classic one he liked doing to get us kids up in the morning on earth, or for morning call during Exorcist training.

Charlie: What other bird sounds can he do?

Before Abel could reply, an eerie shriek came from down the hall, followed by what sounded like…machine gun fire? As the freaked out blondes turned to figure out what that sound was coming from they spotted none other then Lucifer himself turn the corner and sprint past them in a panic, before watching Adam emerge from where the devil ran from, eyes glowing furiously with his mouth open, the inside of said mouth also glowing as if the First Man was ready to breath fire in his fateful state.

Lucifer: Oh come on Addie, have you seen how voluptuous that ass of yours is?! How could I possibly keep my hands to myself when I see that perfection?!

Adam proceeded to let out another serious of frightening sounds in reply, answering the question of where that accursed sound from a moment ago came from. Lucifer yelps and takes off again, only for the Father of Human to pursue him in a rage.

Abel, blinks a few times: Well, been a while since I heard that one.

Charlie: …what…?

Abel: Shoebill Stork.

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Lucifer: Stay away from my stuff. And remember everything in this house is my stuff.

Charlie: Mom!

Lucifer: Don’t talk to him. He’s my stuff too!

Adam: Lucifer!

Lucifer: I'm not wrong

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I just keep thinking of scenarios that would lead to Lilith taking Adam’s soul that was captured by the archangels after his death for some secret and not so benevolent reason and bringing him down to Hell for safe keeping. So Adam ends up being a ghost following the Queen of Hell around. Only she can see and hear him. Now you of course have the more serious plot of Lilith trying to figure out why the Archangels would want Adam’s soul, maybe Adam being compelled or forced silent when he tries to reveal the archangels schemes.

However, my mind keeps thinking of the B-plot of this idea, Adam trying to help Lilith reconnect with her daughter and, more importantly, get her back together with her husband. I just keep thinking of all the shenanigans they get up to, and it being revealed that Adam was in-fact the couple’s wingman in Eden without them realizing and now he plans on doing it all over again.

Lilith: Wait, are you seriously saying you ship us now?

Adam: Now? Hun, I have been shipping you with Lucifer since I introduced you two in Eden. Do you know how fucking cute you two are together?! I didn’t put in all that effort helping you two get together just to have my OTP fizzle out now!

Lilith: …oh my god….you were our match maker…

Adam: I know! One of my proudest achievements.

Lilith: Didn’t you want me to be your wife like Heaven expected.

Adam: I mean sure, I loved both you and Lu more then anything. But you had eyes for each other, so of course I couldn’t get in the way of that.

Lilith: *Gets all teary eyed and sniffly. Not a surprise where Charlie gets her emotional side from* Noooo….we were awful to you….

Adam: *smiles* Oh that’s ok, I’m use to it.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

*single parent*

Adam:*recording Eden* on today's episode of chunky and unemployed. Eden:*staring at her fingers* Adam:we found out about fingers. Eden:...*falls on her side* Adam:and gravity.

Hehehe poor baby

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Just me having fun with an incorrect quote generator and realizing my favorite Original Eden Trio dynamic is Adam and Lilith seeming like typically competent adults until they are in the same vicinity of each other, at which point they act like two feral cryptids sharing a brain cell that take turns being the crazy one and the less crazy one. Meanwhile Lucifer is trying (and often failing) to keep them in check, and is often baffled, exasperated, and even frightened by their insane antics, but loves his humans despite this. They had this dynamic in Eden, but it was much more tame because the first humans were more innocent and cautious. Now, with 10,00 years of experiences and trauma, not to mention immortal bodies and powers, they are quite the handful for the Morningstar.

Anyways, here are some of the quotes I saved.

Lucifer: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Lilith: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Lucifer: Friends? Lilith: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Adam: We both love butterflies. Lucifer: Aww– Adam: And beating people up. Lucifer: Oh, okay.

Lucifer: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Adam: Hot dog costumes! Lucifer: I’m sorry, what? Adam: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Lilith, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Lilith hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us. Lucifer: Are you saying that Lilith would rather eat us than hot dogs? Lilith: I do hate hot dogs.

Lucifer: What do you think Adam will do for a distraction? Lilith: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. Building explodes and several car alarms go off Lilith: …or they could do that.

Lilith: Thanks for not telling Lucifer what happened. Adam, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Adam: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Lilith: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Lilith: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person? Adam: Half-full, definitely. Adam: Half-full and constantly rising. Adam: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

Lilith: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Lucifer: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Adam: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

Adam: Hi, who's this? Lilith changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Lucifer: What's mine? Adam: Dwarf. Lucifer: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Adam: Oh, hey Lucifer. Lucifer: FUCK!

Lilith: I could kill you if I wanted. Adam: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Lilith: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… Adam, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Lilith: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is

Lucifer: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Adam: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Lucifer: Lucifer: sobs Lilith: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

[bitetheneed]

oh fuck yeah, i love feral gremlin twins

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I love the idea of them being a very powerful duo when on the same side. Heaven had to cause conflict between the two of them because if they didn’t, the angels feared what sort of mayhem they could accomplish together throughout creation.

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Just me having fun with an incorrect quote generator and realizing my favorite Original Eden Trio dynamic is Adam and Lilith seeming like typically competent adults until they are in the same vicinity of each other, at which point they act like two feral cryptids sharing a brain cell that take turns being the crazy one and the less crazy one. Meanwhile Lucifer is trying (and often failing) to keep them in check, and is often baffled, exasperated, and even frightened by their insane antics, but loves his humans despite this. They had this dynamic in Eden, but it was much more tame because the first humans were more innocent and cautious. Now, with 10,00 years of experiences and trauma, not to mention immortal bodies and powers, they are quite the handful for the Morningstar.

Anyways, here are some of the quotes I saved.

Lucifer: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Lilith: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Lucifer: Friends? Lilith: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Adam: We both love butterflies. Lucifer: Aww– Adam: And beating people up. Lucifer: Oh, okay.

Lucifer: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Adam: Hot dog costumes! Lucifer: I’m sorry, what? Adam: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Lilith, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Lilith hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us. Lucifer: Are you saying that Lilith would rather eat us than hot dogs? Lilith: I do hate hot dogs.

Lucifer: What do you think Adam will do for a distraction? Lilith: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. Building explodes and several car alarms go off Lilith: …or they could do that.

Lilith: Thanks for not telling Lucifer what happened. Adam, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Adam: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Lilith: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Lilith: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person? Adam: Half-full, definitely. Adam: Half-full and constantly rising. Adam: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

Lilith: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Lucifer: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Adam: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

Adam: Hi, who's this? Lilith changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Lucifer: What's mine? Adam: Dwarf. Lucifer: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Adam: Oh, hey Lucifer. Lucifer: FUCK!

Lilith: I could kill you if I wanted. Adam: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Lilith: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… Adam, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Lilith: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is

Lucifer: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Adam: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Lucifer: Lucifer: sobs Lilith: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

[beef-brisket]

You said Pokémon has you in a choke hold! What’s your top five favorite Pokémon? Of all time.

What do you think Adam’s team would be? 👀✨✨✨

Oh my god- PLEASE. I love this question 😂

Top five for me? Charizard, Mimikyu, Trubbish, Solosis and Tryunt!

I love those little guys 😂

For Adam. I could see him having some HUGE fucking pokemon, like Snorlax, Waillord, maybe some legendaries. And a lot of flying pokemon, Bombirdier, Charizard, Jumpluff, Rayquaza. He'd also like grass types, so something like Venusaur, Sawbuck, Trevenant, Sceptile.

I think he would lime ghost and poison types as well, something like Spectrier, Gengar, Mimikyu, Typhlosion, Honedge.

For his main team (which for my sanity will be about 6 pokemon lol), I think he would have Charizard, Venusaur, Braviary, Rowlet, Jolteon and Tauros.

I think he'd also have a lot of little, soft or unwanted pokemon. He'd straight up steel pokeballs from people if he thinks they're being too rough or just being assholes in general.

This probably dragged on- but now I want to draw pokemon!Adam 😂

[gravehagmilk]

DRAW HIM. DRAW HIM. DRAW HIM.

I’ve seen your art and it’s great! And everything you draw and write inspires me to draw and write, too.

I figured he’d have all dragon types because they look cool and he believes through brute power he can do anything! But I couldn’t decide if he’d have Applin or not. Maybe AFTER he dates Lucifer? Heh.

Definitely a Charizard! Maybe a Hudraigon, a Haxorus, a Garchomp…

Omg. Why is this so hard? Let me think on this.

But definitely some secret soft Pokemon, the little guys he babies in private until they’re nice and strong.

[beef-brisket]

I'll try and draw him 😩

No promises that he'll look good 😂

I wanted to give him some verity but honestly, it was just a bullshit attempt to run from the truth. Adam would have all dragon pokemon. Definitely. And the softest babies as well 😂

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Guys, he needs to have an Amped Form Toxtricity on his team! Purple and gold color scheme and based on an electric guitar! It's so perfect!

Other musical/rock inspired pokemon to consider would be Obstagoon, Rillaboom, Skeledirge, and Scream Tail.

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Au idea where sometime after the great flood, Heaven decided to designate an official Ambassador to act at the liaison between them and Hell both to try and better curb the rampant conflict between the two realms and to act as the arbiter of the laws that would be set in place regarding how much and what kind of influence the two realms can have with humanity and earth. Adam is the one chosen to take on this task.

The first couple of centuries mostly involved setting up the laws and regulations, and Adam becoming acquainted with each of Hell's rulers, save Lucifer and Lilith who use intermediaries as they have avoided being in the same vicinity as the First Man. While at first the Sins care little for Adam, each begins to grow close to him as he takes the time to get to know them, their style of ruling, and learning to accommodate their personal sin that they embody when interacting with them. Lucifer and Lilith are frustrated by the Sins growing closer to Adam due to their own biased memory of what went down in Eden. They spend a few millennia avoiding any contact with the First Man, which suits Adam just fine as he is content to never have to interact with the two people who gave him is first heartbreak, as he had loved them both back during their time in Eden.

Turns out Adam is pretty good at his job, and is also pretty impartial as despite being an archangel, he is not afraid of laying down the law to Heaven when they try any funny business. Heaven might be more orderly and just be it doesn't mean they can't be difficult and overstep. This definitely puts a strain on his personal relationships with the higher angels of Heaven but Sera generally trusts and respects Adam's judgement even if she disagrees.

The Heavenly Embassy would be his primary workplace, and it actually exists in all seven layers of Hell at once. Adam's embassy staff are also demons, since no angel wants to work full time in hell. I'm seeing him having a sweet little imp assistant that he treats like a daughter. It's actually considered a high honor to work for the Ambassador, and is also one of the safer jobs in Hell since Adam has shown to be fully willing to go after anyone who attacks or harms his staff or their families.

I can see that if this get to the time or starts at the time where the canon takes place, then the yearly Extermination were recently set into motion. However, this was proposed and planned by the Archangels with Sera's permission instead of being Adam's idea. The Ambassador is put in charge of carrying out the Exterminations and insuring the pact laying out the rules for the Exterminations are adhered to. He isn't a big fan of doing them but between the disastrous event a decade ago that caused Heaven to act in such a manner, Lilith and Lucifer refusing to ever meet with him to discuss anything, and the sinners becoming more and more of a problem in recent years, his hands are tied.

That's what I got so far. I can see Adam ending up with one or more of the Sins, maybe even all of them. Could also see this ending up as either Adamsapple and/or Guitarlily in the long run as the two of them start to actually get to know Adam and end up deciding they want him to be tier third. Imagining them trying to court Adam and being really bad at it because they are "old" and out of practice and Adam just being confused by their antics. Could also see this being Guitarsins (personal ship name for Adam x 7 Sins) or even Adamsdemons (personal ship name for Adam x Lilith x 7 sins)

[lilacwriter07]

Shopping with mom went to 5 stores already 2 more to go

Between Adam and Lucifer who would be the biggest shopper ?

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I definitely see Adam being the bigger practical shopper of the two. Definitely a personal headcanon/head-fancanon of mine, but I've always like the idea that despite Adam seeming like a lazy and obnoxious frat bro type of person, he is a very organized and productive individual in his daily life. He was created to have purpose and be task oriented and spent much of his first millenia of existence surviving and teaching himself all manner of things to provide for himself, Eve, and their many children while on earth. So he would do the grocery and home supply shopping, as well as shopping for any items he would need for the various home DIY or repair jobs he would take upon himself to do. I'd honestly also see him be the person to handle household expenses and the finances.

Lucifer would be the bigger gift/impulse shopper though, always buying cute little gifts or lavish items to dote on his daughter and Adam with, or buying any cool duck themed thing he wants to add to his ever growing collection.

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So while I think that Adam’s normal helmet is very cool, I can’t help but imagine an older version of said helmet that would just pop up little emoticon expressions to indicate his general mood.

I’m talking old school emotes such as XD :D ;) @.@ >:( so on and so forth. It would be really funny and kind of cute.

[crimekun]

I’ve only seen these two twice in the anime and already came up 10 different personalities for them outside of “edgy”

[iravaria]

[kittenfangirl20]

I have seen people upset about Adam being confirmed as heterosexual, but I don’t think that 100% destroys Adamsapple. Sexuality is a spectrum and Adam could be heterosexual except for Lucifer, maybe that is me being overly optimistic since aside from Lucifer I mainly ship Adam with women whether it be Eve, Lute, or Rosie (Adam/Rosie is a bit of a crack ship for me). Besides we have fandom where we can keep him bisexual, I don’t think this is the end of the world.

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Adam being canonically dead isn't stopping people from making all sorts of stories and art with him still being alive, why would him being canonically straight be the line too far if that isn't?

People ship characters despite canon relationship status or canon sexuality all the time, ship who you want to ship and just be respectful of others' preferences. Easy peasy.

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Lucifer missing his wife so he hugs Adam, looking for comfort. At least, that's what Adam thinks, while in reality he just wanted to put his face in Adam's tits because they remind him of Lilith.

That's both funny and sad lol

[beef-brisket]

It's sad for Adam who argues that his pecks aren't THAT big 😂

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Adam, you don't have to settle for someone who is only with you for your body, especially when it's just for a body that reminds him of his ex he is still hung up on. There are six sins and at least four archangels that would be way better for you.

You deserve real love!

[virtuallyfantasticcore]

I urgently need an original drawing with jars of Adam's apple genres!

The other day I saw many times in my feed these jars filled by other people

And now, fuck, I want to fill them too!

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I believe this is it.

[incorrect-hazbin]

Lucifer: [staring at Adam with a lovestruck expression]

Adam: [gives him an offended look. Throws his arms up] What?! You wanna fuckin' fight or somethin'?!

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Lucifer triggered his fight or flight response, and the man is all fight.

Definitely one of my favorite flavors of these two.

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"Jar of Hearts" would be a great song for an Adam that fell in love with Lucifer in the garden of Eden only for his feelings to be used by the angel as entertainment before Lilith's arrival. Then he gets his heart broken and betrayed by his first friend/love when he ditches him for the First Woman and then believes her lies that Adam was a bad person despite knowing Adam for longer then her. Throw in some horrible and cruel last words that left Adam with severe insecurities about his appearance and self-worth and then the incident with Eve and the Forbidden Fruit for good measure.

10,000 years have past. Eve and Lilith have left which only leaves Adam, so Lucifer decides to try and rekindling that old fling thinking that Adam would be over what happened and happy to have him back. Only he get a rude awakening when the First Man wants nothing to do with him despite still having feelings for the Devil deep down. But he knows, or at least is pretty confident that Lucifer isn't genuine in his feeling just like all those years ago, and he just can't open himself up for what he knows will just be a insincere, temporary fling.

I could even see Charlie and some of her friends try to pressure him to give Lucifer a chance, not knowing the full story of what happened. Frustrated, this would be the song Adam would sing to express how he feels about all this. Maybe they all went to a karaoke bar and Adam was pushed to sing or he just sings this to herself not realizing he has an audience. Adam tend to be the most genuine when he is singing or playing music, and the raw emotion and hurt that he puts into that song would be an eye opener.

Not sure if this would eventually lead to Lucifer realizing his mistakes and actually trying to fix things or Adam ending up with someone else, like one of the Sins or maybe even Lilith who herself has felt the burn of Lucifer's "love" and they reconcile what happened between them in Eden, if one wanted to go that angle (I love these two getting together on their own terms and not heaven's).

Also here's a cover for said song I really like just in case you are unfamiliar with the song.