Special Interest Blog

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Works Master Post

Adamsapple

Caged Canary 1 (smut)

Caged Canary 2

adamsapple time travel roleswap au (abandoned)

Tie Him Down (smut)

Take my Breath Away

What's in a Soul?

Queen of Hell 1

Queen of Hell 2

Queen of Hell 3

Queen of Hell 4

Old Shrouds 1

Old Shrouds 2

Old Shrouds 3

Bad Day to Visit (smut, noncon)

Cow Adam (smut)

Dryad Adam (smut)

Fairy Adam Wants a Guitar (smut)

Other Pairings

Two Cows and A Bull (Minotaur x Adam x Minotaur smut)

Bottom Adam Week

Day 1: First Time (Sir Pentious/Adam)

Day 2: Mile High Club (Lucifer/Adam)

Day 3: Tentacles (dubcon Tentacles, minor Lucifer/Adam)

Day 4: Breasts/Lactation (Lute/Adam)

Day 5: Nesting (Lucifer/Adam)

Day 6: Orgasm Denial (Lucifer/Adam)

Day 7: Oviposition (Lute/Adam)

Little Drabbles

Abel gets high

The Other Half

Executioner First

Just You, Me, and Adam

That Time Adam got Angel Dust out of Work

Exorcists go to Heaven Chuck E Cheese

Family Day Fic

Life Ends at Some Point

Chimera, Thy Name is Adam

Cane at the Hotel

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

I need pathetic top!Lucifer

Awwww

I could see it if he's in a depressed state but wants to try and keep Adam happy.

[bitetheneed]

the image of a Lucifer that hasn't had any in ages, woefully rusty, hasn't properly been outside since the invention of water parks, pathetic crumpled up napkin of a devil rotting in bed isn't what Adam had in mind when he went over to Hell to finalize some paperwork.

Somehow it didn't feel as good as it should have and Adam eventually found himself trying to rile up his old rival.

Adam: Why the fuck are you so lame, you used to be fucking cool and shit.

Lucifer: ...

At some point Adam ends up on his back, Lucifer grimly clutching his spread thighs, and Adam wonders if things had gone too far as his ass virginity is taken by the saddest fuck in creation.

[bitetheneed]

need to do something about my mermadam au *growls and paces around like a caged tiger*

need to write down that scene where he gets abducted from his idyllic pond. shoved into the back of a dingy van. the doors open to the deceptively calm surface of a massive indoor pool. cruel apathetic hands yank on his delicate tail and throw him in.

the water is too deep. there are strange eyes in the dark. lungs begin to burn. something massive and cold brushed up against him. he is prey. time is of the essence. the vees watch him struggle in confusion. as shockwav playfully drags adam under the water before the mermaid could get a gulp of air.

they watch. as adam drowns for the first time. his eyes roll over and his tail twitches violently with death throes.

[peg-the-empire]

shoutout to everyone in small fandoms who takes a character with one minute of screentime and decides to build an entire universe around them. to the oc creators, the rarepair shippers, the canon-divergence enthusiasts and the people who can’t stop asking “but what if?” and then proceed to spend 50k words answering their own question.

i genuinely think your joy is contagious. fandoms grow because people see someone having fun and think, “wait, i want to play too.” <3

[bitetheneed]

Man i like, wanna write something for the Adam rib womb au. The part where Charlie and her friends walk away from his body, leaving the cannibals to drag him off, when one of them calls out.

“Hey, missy with the one eye and stabby knife, he’s still moving. Come back and give him a few holes for us will yah?”

And then Charlie’s like “Wait he’s still alive!?” But no.

Adam was as lifeless as they left him. Except, his body was all… twitchy.

The wounds Niffty inflicted on him, even the marks left behind by Charlie’s trident, were throbbing, spasming.

Gruesome squelches filled the air as something began to twist and squirm its way out, its skeletal frame covered in blood and gore. A person.

Writhing pitifully on the ground like a spider trying to molt, it hideously gasped for breath, wing-like placenta desiccating and breaking off like a dry branch.

No one on the battlefield could move, their feet rooted to the ground in shock and horror.

The thing found a shaky purchase on its hands and knees, crawling like a toddler to Adam’s corpse, sniffing and then licking once at his spilled blood. It recoiled with a low crooning call, nuzzling at its mother’s face as though it were trying to coax him awake.

When Adam’s body refused to stir, the monstrosity threw its head back and let out an enraged, mournful cry.

Everyone winced and covered their ears frightfully. Save for Vaggi, who found herself standing, staring, understanding, her single eye widening as bile rose in her throat. So enraptured by her sister’s howl, Vaggi didn’t notice her spear melting away into liquid gold.

And then the newborn goes sicko mode on the cannibals, cutting them down and tearing out chunks to swallow whole, her sisters following suite after their emergence. Lucifer manages to drive them back, the feral exorcists taking Adam’s body with them as they scatter into the night.

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@gravehagmilk im finally tagging this shit

[bitetheneed]

i dunno what this is. sometimes scenarios enter your head and they go places.

An Elder angel turns Adam into a woman as punishment for his general misogyny. And Adam finds himself running into problems real quickly.

His pussy is always dripping and soaking his underwear, not even like in an aroused way, just doing it naturally. His huge tits are murder on his back and Adam realizes that none of his clothes fit him anymore due to his new silhouette. He's hip-checked several of his exorcists by accident and refuses to wear bras cause that's for chicks and he's not a chick.

Adam also doesn't want to wear his heavenly robes because people have already called it a dress way too many times despite how often he insists that its a manly robe for manly men.

And then barely half a day into his new life as a busty babe, Adam gets unbearably horny. Enough is enough, Adam decides as he rubs his clit raw, he's getting his masculine bod back. With a dull ache on one side of his hips, Adam goes to harass Michael into giving his dick back.

Adam ends up banging all the high ranking angels, except for Raphael, due to his ethics as a doctor as Adam is brought in for treatment several weeks later.

Turns out that when Adam got switcherooed, his god-like fertility remained, and his ovaries were going into overdrive. Basically he was in a constant state of ovulation, which was unheard of. Adam grew pale when Raphael disclosed that there were around nine fertilized eggs inside of him, several of them implanted into the fallopian tube.

Thankfully it was caught early enough for it to be treated medically, instead of surgically. Afterwards, Adam is immediately switched back to a guy and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

Then Adam goes back to the clinic and bangs Raphael anyways, he saw how badly the healer wanted him and Adam was grateful that Raphael chose to be professional.

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bringing this back for reasons unknown.

[bitetheneed]

drinking a coffee and my head feels clearer than its been in days. i've been trudging agonizingly slowly through the final part of that adam getting knocked up by charlie + vaggi ficlet, lucifer hasnt even started munching box yet :(

and theres an ask from weeks ago collecting dust in my inbox. ive really gotta stop biting off more than i can chew

[cakerybakery]

Hee butterfly Adam.

He gets made fun of so he attacks the guy and drinks his blood

Lucifer: what the shit??

Adam: ??? What? Butterflies drink blood.

Lucifer: but you don't have to!!

Sinner: nice wings, baby! I got some sweet nectar for you!

Adam: excuse me for a moment, my butterfly knife needs to be introduced to that guys dick.

Lucifer: ... it's not even a butterfly knife, it's just a normal kitchen knife. *sighs* if he doesn't get redeemed I'm going to be stuck listening to butterfly themed puns and crap for eternity.

[bitetheneed]

butterflies also love salt, and there are many pictures of butterflies clustered around yhe eyes of gators trying to irritate them into crying some sweet salty nectar

[cakerybakery]

I really would find it funny if Adam's only real complaint for Angel was the same for everyone, "why don't you have kids?"

Angel: I'm dead, genius.

Adam: when you were alive, moron.

Angel: you know I was gay when I was alive, right?

Adam: and? Plenty of my kids were gay and they knocked up their sisters or got knocked ip by their brothers to raise with their sister slash wife or brother slash husband.

Angel:... when you say that out loud it's super weird how much incest there was, is?

Adam: blah blah blah, it's was fine back then. Kids! You should have some.

Angel: I'M DEAD!

Adam: adopt! I want more grandbabies. Start fucking the cat, and take in some hellborn kids. I hear there's tons of hellhounds that need adopting.

Angel: why don't you get up Alastor's ass about kids!?

Adam: he had one when alive.

Angel: ... WHAT?!?

Adam: unlike you, he knows how to fake a relationship to avoid suspicion.

Angel: ... WHAT?!?

Adam spotting Charlie across the room: HEY, BITCH! KNOCK UP VAGGI ALREADY! I WANT GRANDBABIES!"

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sigh

there he goes

the family guy

[gravehagmilk]

Had a funny thought about Adam becoming a sinner and experiencing a glory hole for the first time in his long life.

He’s out with the Hazbin Gang on a field trip to Lulu World when he has to use the bathroom and a break to play on his phone since Princess Charlie has decreed there will only be friendship bonding and no screen bonding like he always does at the hotel. He just wants to check a few socials, zone out for two seconds, and maybe catch a tit or two on Verosika’s posts. That’s it. Nothing he can’t squeeze out in a few minutes to decompress from sunshine and rainbows.

Adam finds the bathrooms pretty easy and they’re surprisingly clean for Hell. He can actually sit on the toilet top without getting his jeans wet which is a huge win, so he’s quick to close himself inside the stall and start scrolling his neglected phone.

About a minute rolls by when he hears a knock from the stall wall next to him. He glances over and notices there’s a crude hole carved into it with the words “Glory Hole Here” in sharpie above it.

Finally, he thinks. Some glory to God in the highest in this motherfucking godless place. This must be a hidden confessional box that some actual repentant sinners have made in the hopes of getting into Heaven.

It nearly brings a tear to his eye when another knock breaks him out of his thoughts and he decides he’s probably the most qualified to lead a confession. He knows the words like the back of his hands— Err, claws now.

“You gonna help a guy out?” The sinner says from the other stall.

“Oh, shit. Yeah,” Adam stumbles, trying his best to remember the words. He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, makes the sign of the cross over his chest before clasping his hands tightly together, and begins a welcoming prayer:

“Welcome, my son. May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know your sins and trust in his ultimate mercy.”

Adam waits for the sinner to begin his lines, but there’s awkward silence in its place. Maybe this idiot needs a little more help than Adam thought. They ARE in Hell, after all. He clears his throat, leans closer to the hole in the wall, and tries again, “speak your sins to me so that you can be forgiven, Child of God.”

He’s so close to the hole that he can hear shuffling on the other side. Maybe this sinner is nervous? Adam’s patience quickly drying up.

“Hey, Asshole!” Adam shouts, “Are you gonna confess or not?! I’ve got shit to fucking do today so if we’re gonna do this thing let’s get to fucking going!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” The reply quickly comes, “My dick’s been in the fucking hole this whole time! You’re the one stalling with your weird kink when you should be sucking already! I’ve also got a family to get back to!”

Buh, what?

Adam opens his eyes and there’s a huge purple cock with veins popping out and a heat radiating off of it that makes him wonder how he didn’t feel it inches from his face in the first place. The air conditioning in this bathroom must be stellar.

—

“Oh, Adam!” Charlie beams when she finally sees Adam’s hulking figure through the small crowd of sinners and imps enjoying their time at LuLu World.

“There you are! We were just about to send Husk in there after you—“

Adam shoves past her, his face so glaringly red that Charlie momentarily thinks someone must’ve thrown hot water in his face or… something. Whatever happened, Adam is definitely pissed and done with this field trip.

“I’m going to the car.”

“The car? But we’re having so much fun!” Charlie nearly sings, throwing her hands up to show off some sparkles that she thinks Adam will appreciate, but he’s already snatched his ducky-shaped cotton candy from Baxter and is heading towards the front gates. Adam must be overwhelmed, she decides. They must not have good theme parks in Heaven,

“Well.. Vaggie has the keys and she’s on a ride with Angel and Niffty. If you wait just a minute I’m sure—“

“Then I’ll lay on the fucking roof!” He shouts back at her, already several strides away, his hand waving to dismiss her as he stomps his way out of the park.

Which, in hindsight, was probably a good thing because not too long later that side of the park was shut down to pull someone out of the toilet system so they left early anyways. At least they had fun while it lasted.

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😂 i bet adam's gonna bring a spray can of spackle with him into the bathrooms from now on

also misread that part where he said he was gonna lay on the roof, thought it was road and he was so done with life

[gravehagmilk]

Damn, that’s so much better. I should’ve written that. I’m gonna start hitting you up for ideas because that’s fucking funny.

Spackle spray or pepper spray, maybe even a game of whack-a-mole with the bottom of his boot if his pants are too tight for cans of spray.

The only bad thing about all of this is if Lucifer and Adam start dating and Lucifer gets the bright idea to use a glory hole to spice the day up without telling Adam.

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cut to Lucifer wincing in pain holding an icepack to his snapped dick while Charlie lectures him on the importance of confirmed consent

dude youre plenty hilarious already i reread the snippet because i had to replay that scene of adam misunderstanding glory holes again

[gravehagmilk]

Had a funny thought about Adam becoming a sinner and experiencing a glory hole for the first time in his long life.

He’s out with the Hazbin Gang on a field trip to Lulu World when he has to use the bathroom and a break to play on his phone since Princess Charlie has decreed there will only be friendship bonding and no screen bonding like he always does at the hotel. He just wants to check a few socials, zone out for two seconds, and maybe catch a tit or two on Verosika’s posts. That’s it. Nothing he can’t squeeze out in a few minutes to decompress from sunshine and rainbows.

Adam finds the bathrooms pretty easy and they’re surprisingly clean for Hell. He can actually sit on the toilet top without getting his jeans wet which is a huge win, so he’s quick to close himself inside the stall and start scrolling his neglected phone.

About a minute rolls by when he hears a knock from the stall wall next to him. He glances over and notices there’s a crude hole carved into it with the words “Glory Hole Here” in sharpie above it.

Finally, he thinks. Some glory to God in the highest in this motherfucking godless place. This must be a hidden confessional box that some actual repentant sinners have made in the hopes of getting into Heaven.

It nearly brings a tear to his eye when another knock breaks him out of his thoughts and he decides he’s probably the most qualified to lead a confession. He knows the words like the back of his hands— Err, claws now.

“You gonna help a guy out?” The sinner says from the other stall.

“Oh, shit. Yeah,” Adam stumbles, trying his best to remember the words. He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, makes the sign of the cross over his chest before clasping his hands tightly together, and begins a welcoming prayer:

“Welcome, my son. May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know your sins and trust in his ultimate mercy.”

Adam waits for the sinner to begin his lines, but there’s awkward silence in its place. Maybe this idiot needs a little more help than Adam thought. They ARE in Hell, after all. He clears his throat, leans closer to the hole in the wall, and tries again, “speak your sins to me so that you can be forgiven, Child of God.”

He’s so close to the hole that he can hear shuffling on the other side. Maybe this sinner is nervous? Adam’s patience quickly drying up.

“Hey, Asshole!” Adam shouts, “Are you gonna confess or not?! I’ve got shit to fucking do today so if we’re gonna do this thing let’s get to fucking going!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” The reply quickly comes, “My dick’s been in the fucking hole this whole time! You’re the one stalling with your weird kink when you should be sucking already! I’ve also got a family to get back to!”

Buh, what?

Adam opens his eyes and there’s a huge purple cock with veins popping out and a heat radiating off of it that makes him wonder how he didn’t feel it inches from his face in the first place. The air conditioning in this bathroom must be stellar.

—

“Oh, Adam!” Charlie beams when she finally sees Adam’s hulking figure through the small crowd of sinners and imps enjoying their time at LuLu World.

“There you are! We were just about to send Husk in there after you—“

Adam shoves past her, his face so glaringly red that Charlie momentarily thinks someone must’ve thrown hot water in his face or… something. Whatever happened, Adam is definitely pissed and done with this field trip.

“I’m going to the car.”

“The car? But we’re having so much fun!” Charlie nearly sings, throwing her hands up to show off some sparkles that she thinks Adam will appreciate, but he’s already snatched his ducky-shaped cotton candy from Baxter and is heading towards the front gates. Adam must be overwhelmed, she decides. They must not have good theme parks in Heaven,

“Well.. Vaggie has the keys and she’s on a ride with Angel and Niffty. If you wait just a minute I’m sure—“

“Then I’ll lay on the fucking roof!” He shouts back at her, already several strides away, his hand waving to dismiss her as he stomps his way out of the park.

Which, in hindsight, was probably a good thing because not too long later that side of the park was shut down to pull someone out of the toilet system so they left early anyways. At least they had fun while it lasted.

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😂 i bet adam's gonna bring a spray can of spackle with him into the bathrooms from now on

also misread that part where he said he was gonna lay on the roof, thought it was road and he was so done with life

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

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Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[gravehagmilk]

Magical Girl Adam needs a fucking break. And a bigger thong. @cakerybakery

[cakerybakery]

Aww fuck yeah! Amazing job.

He's been doing this for twenty-five years and that thong is further up his ass than half his dates have been.

He's the holy sparkle princess, and he's out of holy fucks to give

[gravehagmilk]

Th-thank you. 🩷

My thoughts where I wanted that thong string (now he has panties since Tumblr sucks) to chafe his hole every time he has to high kick a villain so he’d be forced to pick it out every so often during the fight.

It’s so tight Chibi “Moonpies” Abel has to quickly pick things up off the ground for his father so Adam doesn’t bend down and wink his grown adult ass at the people watching behind them.

Luckily Adam’s romantic interest and heated rival, Tuxedo’d Ass Lucifer, likes the view. Sometimes he wonders if Adam’s magical wand can change shape and be shoved in fun places.

I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’ve been laughing about it since I started it.

[cakerybakery]

Lmao it probably chafes and hurts as much as getting punched in the face. I thought it looked red on his ass and balls.

Adam better be careful. He might find himself getting arrested for indecent exposure.

Loving the sailor moon jokes lmao.

Lucifer being useless in a battle because he's too busy thinking about bending Adam over and fucking him with the magical wand

[gravehagmilk]

…Has that ever happened in a Magical Girl show? I can’t think of a single time the cops came in and arrested one of them, but that should definitely happen more. Especially with adult magical girls. 🤣🤣

Abel gets a call while he’s at school and it’s just Adam making his one call from jail.

Adam: Hey, big guy. Daddy needs you skip class and get his magical emergency wallet I’ve got at the apartment with my Holy Princess Sparkle IDs. They’re booking me for some bullshit that— //leans away from the phone and yells at someone in the room with him// I CLEARLY CANT FUCKING HELP IF THEY WANT ME TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY.

[cakerybakery]

At least once.

Abel getting excused from school by his dad in a holding cell is top tier. I can just picture him trudging home, digging around the crusty ass socks under the bed in his parent's room and Abel isn't sure if those socks are crusty because of the time a magical leech got into the apartment or the time his other dad was brainwashed to be evil and wasn't home for a few months. Whatever the reason, he wishes he was in algebra instead.

He transforms, grabs Adam's pack of smokes, and heads to the police station as a twenty foot tall monster rampages through down town and it's treated as a minor inconvenience by people.

Abel gets Adam released from the cop shop, they defeat the monster, and Abel has to stay after school to do his missed test

[bitetheneed]

when is the tentacle monster episode?

and is there lore? like was adam chosen by the Heavens to defeat their brother turned traitor who now sows havoc in the mortal realm?

[gravehagmilk]

Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’ll draw this man in this outfit getting handled by tentacles in a heart beat.

Oh, that would be so good! I never really thought of the lore behind it besides just riffing with Cake, but if you like it enough I’ll definitely come up with something or you can or we can do it all together.

[bitetheneed]

dude like imagine if Lucifer is both the big bad Demon King and the Tuxedo Mask character, like he's ashamed of what his ambitions have wrought and sneaks away from the throne to right some wrongs (and also get a good look at the latest magical girl)

but also if you've got a different idea let me know!

[gravehagmilk]

No! That’s perfect! I was struggling to figure out where to put Lucifer! I knew we wanted him as the romantic interest, but I couldn’t make it work when he’s technically the devil.

That could be the big twist! Lucifer is also the Demon King! And accidentally falls in love with this 36 year old magical girl while trying his hand at being good for once.

Adam thinks Lilith is the great evil queen controlled by the Demon King, but she’s actually controlled by Roo, the true evil of the story. And even though they’re not married anymore, Lilith is still someone he cares about and wants to rescue under the disguise of Tuxedo Mask since no one would actually help the Demon King.

Lilith could also be a childhood friend of Adam’s, too. Like, she was once adopted into his family to arrange a marriage between her and Adam, but that all fell apart when Eve came and Lilith moved away after high school.

Is this too convoluted? I’m trying to flesh it out better.

[bitetheneed]

is Adam like old money or something?

So does the Evil Queen Lilith come to the human world to use her voice to corrupt people, turn them into monsters of their vices? Thats a magical girl trope i'd say. And Adam has to do a whole ass transformation sequence and beat the everloving shit out of the monster until they're no longer coherent enough for Lilith to control.

Also imagining Lucifer watching Adam disappear into a beam of holy light only to come out in a miniskirt and thong combo.

Lucifer, dumbfounded: When did my siblings become perverts?

And then Adam goes in for a high kick, nearly straight up flashing everyone in the vicinity, and Lucifer decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth. In the distance, Abel covers his eyes and groans.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

This is a running theme- dildo!Lucifer.

Except this time, it's literal.

After a weird conversation with Angel, one thing leads to another and Lucifer sends himself to Adam's room at the hotel! In a neat box. With a ribbon. Because he's extra.

And yes. He's a dildo.

And Adam, who has no idea what he's doing, eventually figures out a way to get the ridiculously huge toy inside himself. And yeah. He has a great time.

Until that dildo cums in him.

Tad awkward, Lucifer.

Good god 😂😂

[beef-brisket]

Sorry, I was having a moment obviously 😂

[bitetheneed]

sigh. cakery did one of these but adam was the dildo. every time i see history repeating itself.

hot as fuck tho

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Charlies pov when she asks her dad where Alastors cane went (he eated it)

I decided to try drawing lucifer for the first time, lost steam at the end

[cakerybakery]

He's an innocent baby, who has done nothing wrong ever

[bitetheneed]

same face lucifer made on trial before getting thrown down to hell

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Charlies pov when she asks her dad where Alastors cane went (he eated it)

I decided to try drawing lucifer for the first time, lost steam at the end

[gravehagmilk]

Magical Girl Adam needs a fucking break. And a bigger thong. @cakerybakery

[cakerybakery]

Aww fuck yeah! Amazing job.

He's been doing this for twenty-five years and that thong is further up his ass than half his dates have been.

He's the holy sparkle princess, and he's out of holy fucks to give

[gravehagmilk]

Th-thank you. 🩷

My thoughts where I wanted that thong string (now he has panties since Tumblr sucks) to chafe his hole every time he has to high kick a villain so he’d be forced to pick it out every so often during the fight.

It’s so tight Chibi “Moonpies” Abel has to quickly pick things up off the ground for his father so Adam doesn’t bend down and wink his grown adult ass at the people watching behind them.

Luckily Adam’s romantic interest and heated rival, Tuxedo’d Ass Lucifer, likes the view. Sometimes he wonders if Adam’s magical wand can change shape and be shoved in fun places.

I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’ve been laughing about it since I started it.

[cakerybakery]

Lmao it probably chafes and hurts as much as getting punched in the face. I thought it looked red on his ass and balls.

Adam better be careful. He might find himself getting arrested for indecent exposure.

Loving the sailor moon jokes lmao.

Lucifer being useless in a battle because he's too busy thinking about bending Adam over and fucking him with the magical wand

[gravehagmilk]

…Has that ever happened in a Magical Girl show? I can’t think of a single time the cops came in and arrested one of them, but that should definitely happen more. Especially with adult magical girls. 🤣🤣

Abel gets a call while he’s at school and it’s just Adam making his one call from jail.

Adam: Hey, big guy. Daddy needs you skip class and get his magical emergency wallet I’ve got at the apartment with my Holy Princess Sparkle IDs. They’re booking me for some bullshit that— //leans away from the phone and yells at someone in the room with him// I CLEARLY CANT FUCKING HELP IF THEY WANT ME TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY.

[cakerybakery]

At least once.

Abel getting excused from school by his dad in a holding cell is top tier. I can just picture him trudging home, digging around the crusty ass socks under the bed in his parent's room and Abel isn't sure if those socks are crusty because of the time a magical leech got into the apartment or the time his other dad was brainwashed to be evil and wasn't home for a few months. Whatever the reason, he wishes he was in algebra instead.

He transforms, grabs Adam's pack of smokes, and heads to the police station as a twenty foot tall monster rampages through down town and it's treated as a minor inconvenience by people.

Abel gets Adam released from the cop shop, they defeat the monster, and Abel has to stay after school to do his missed test

[bitetheneed]

when is the tentacle monster episode?

and is there lore? like was adam chosen by the Heavens to defeat their brother turned traitor who now sows havoc in the mortal realm?

[gravehagmilk]

Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’ll draw this man in this outfit getting handled by tentacles in a heart beat.

Oh, that would be so good! I never really thought of the lore behind it besides just riffing with Cake, but if you like it enough I’ll definitely come up with something or you can or we can do it all together.

[bitetheneed]

dude like imagine if Lucifer is both the big bad Demon King and the Tuxedo Mask character, like he's ashamed of what his ambitions have wrought and sneaks away from the throne to right some wrongs (and also get a good look at the latest magical girl)

but also if you've got a different idea let me know!