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I am like to spend forever lusting after these keys, and all keys like them

Keyper’s Cove

for my 22 year old gay best friend who died this morning in his sleep....rest in peace Brandon you will never be forgotton

#Brandon Brandon Holland Brandon gay homosexual death young

#miscarriage #baby loss #child loss #loss #angel baby #angel mother #angel mom #grieving mother

#miscarriage #child loss #pregnancy loss #angel baby #angel mother #angel mom

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#miscarriage

Truth.

Woman: Can I have birth control?

Government: No.

Woman: I got pregnant because I didn’t have birth control and I don’t want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?

Government: No.

Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn’t expecting it, I can’t afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?

Government: No.

Woman: Well, why can’t I have birth control?

Government: Because. Sex isn’t for recreation. It’s for procreation.

Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.

Government: Too bad.

Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?

Government: Do you have a penis?

Man: YES, YES I DO!!

Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here’s a pack of special condom for “His Pleasure.” Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!

Government: But seriously, you’re a man. You can do whatever

you want.

Woman: But-

Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

#Romney #Mitt Romney #government