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shamebats

This paints such a beautiful picture

drst

"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"

fostuba

The way that this is me and my cat is named Chairman Meow

angelstills

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

nursery-deactivated20160926

me watching shrek

breadloco

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

jewperduper

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

ihatenearlyeverything

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

ryan-sometimes

“Drag is inherently sexual” and it’s two queens on drag race lip syncing to crazy frog

dailyshirbert

Well, I think Anne Shirley has far too big an opinion of herself.

katelyn-danger

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

katelyn-danger

Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.

guinea-big-deactivated20221004

Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt

katelyn-danger

THE WOOL GROWS BACK

wizardshark

Do they think you kill a sheep for it’s wool

rosslynpaladin

A LOT OF THEM DO THINK THIS. They get told this carp by PETA and the like.

People- wool animals are not killed for their wool/hair. Yaks, angora rabbits, angora goats, sheep, alpacas, llamas etc… We SHEAR THEM. Not Flay. Shear. With clippers.

Or some people just gather what falls off the critter, or in the case of “chien” which is dog fluff, you brush that off them.

Healthy happy animals make good fiber. It is monetarily foolish and useless to abuse your animals because then their fiber is bad. You can debate points of husbandry and some parts of industries need change so fight about that.

But wool is amazing.

plaidjazara

In fact, NOT SHEARING a wool animal causes pain, distress, and overheating. The animal can have a heart attack, they can cook in their own wool, they can even die.

abigail

how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

abigail

how life feels when you go alone to see a movie that really just hit you deeper than expected and resonated with you in some kind of way and when you leave the cinema the sun has just set

momdusa

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

klapollo

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

azure-aeon-soulstar

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

rattling-bag-of-bones

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

mandalhoerian-deactivated202510

my lord i think we're lost

depresseddepot

my lord????

boomer-mythology-destroyer

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

peacemode

darksteel-relic

kdramastuff

drst

A question for the ages.

aspirateur-killeuse

inkwellraven

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

knitmeapony

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

baaulp

Mark Zuckerberg made a pedophile AI

reachartwork

oh yeah just to be clear this isn't a shitpost. he really did that. i was trying to find the news source i read about it earlier today but it looks like whoever posted it on bsky deleted it for some reason. it's really horrifying stuff. if someone could dredge it back up because im going to bed they should attach it to this post.

acidhydra101

this one? https://bsky.app/profile/bakoon.bsky.social/post/3lwfri22fa22y

reachartwork

lets put zuckerberg in prison. i want to see his face as he gets sentenced

yeah that's the one

dandelionstep

Here's the actual article that screenshot is from. (Tumblr didn't want to turn it into a clickable link. -___-) Apparently they also created guidelines on how their bots should be "acceptably racist"...???