All of the Lights Will Guide You.

Rowdy, 26, He/They, Bisexual, Lawful Good, Infp; Hey, I'm Rowdy, and I love paladins and the sun. Minors don't follow. Icon by ttournesoleil on twitter

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[rowscara]

I have been LOVING Woolhaven

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[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[dramatic-dolphin]

people are so fucking weird about uncontacted tribes/peoples oh my goddddd you are not making it out of the colonialist mindset

[dramatic-dolphin]

fun fact uncontacted peoples are not ignorant they are fully aware of the "outside world" and are CHOOSING not to have contact because they (rightly) feel it would add no value to their lives and place them in an exploited position. it's voluntary. they are isolated on purpose.

[dramatic-dolphin]

sentinelese people aren't like some ignorant noble savages, or actual savages who are all about warfare and killing (wildly racist take i see very often), they are literally regular ass fucking people who have seen the exploitation of their neighbors (other andamanese people) AND the massive disease outbreaks caused by contact, and decided they want no part in that. they are literally regular people choosing to survive. that's it.

[brucebocchi]

[kijibrosimp]

Remember: Don't let the cute pokemon trick you into buying a switch 2. It is never okay to buy a switch 2.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[colonthreedotexe]

my little brother uses pinterest to look at tumblr screenshots and sent me this incredible interaction he saw in the comments :3

[fucxingcuties]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

does anyone know that Miss Piggy is a puppet except me? am i going crazy?

[iamoutofideas]

you’re just letting her dodge accountability

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[swagophile]

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

[clickrtrained]

that is so cool! if i were you i wouldhave not done that