Cases Solved With Arguable Efficiency

SAVE DIRK GENTLY

[klayr-de-gall]

The Wolf 

Have the finished Picture!

Took me ages to figure out the lighting but I did it! My love for DGHDA is going strong. Next piece will be Dirk!

[incorrectdirkgentlyquotess]

Farah: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Dirk: We attack them with hummus.

Farah: I stand corrected.

[ilovedirkgentlysomuch]

— I’d give anything to hear you say it one more time, that the universe was made

Just to be seen by my eyes.

[projectblackwingsubjects]

File Access: Project Dullahann

Contents:

Holistic Profession: Biker

Date of Apprehension: March 3, 1975

Age of Apprehension: 13

Recorded Abilities: Similar to Project Marzanna. Project Dullahann kills people, but instead of heading potential problems off before they can cause trouble, he has to kill people after they have already caused problems.

Notes following testing:

First project apprehended by Mr. Osmund Priest, as a proof of loyalty.

Marked the first apprehended project the jurisdiction of current Chief Supervisor Benjamin Warren.

Blackwing files must be updated for the changed alias of Project Dullahann from birth name Owen Jonathan Priest to Cole Weylen.

Highly volatile and must be kept sedated to ensure the safety of doctors and agents when not testing.

[projectblackwingsubjects]

Isaac Van Gorder: Code Name Project Cain by BronzeInferno | Playmoss playlist

[rowdieboys]

“ Boys ! “

[maluscorner]

#SaveDirkGently Challenge

Day 7 - Favorite Friendship: Bart Curlish and Panto Trost

“Silas, this is Bartine. An exquisite creature and a wonderful friend.”

[mamalazzer]

Avenging Angels AU

(Yes, Tony’s are metal ones he constructed after his got damaged in Afghanistan)

My other Avengers AUs

[weepylucifer]

Gordon Rimmer: 3 million dollars or your daughter's gonna be dead you hear me?!

Patrick Spring: oh man that's way too high, you have like a discount anything like that?

[tuntematonkorppi]

started this tonight. just when i thought nothing was more a pain in the ass to paint than hair and beard, i experienced the True Horror that painting glasses is. 

still in progress, still got tons of shit to fix.

[jelff-deactivated20190504]

🔥 NO CHECKERS 🔥 NO MONOPOLY 🔥

[intricatecakes]

Merry Christmas from the Rowdy 3! Inspired by this fic by @everythingremainsconnected

[lubricates]

CONGRATS TO PHILIPPINES! CATRIONA GRAY MISS UNIVERSE 2018!

this catwalk tho <3

video credit: Catriona Gray

[lubricates]

SLAY QUEEN!!!!!

[fuckyahumor]

yes yes omg!!!!!!

[holistictextsfromlastnight]

[dirkgentlysincorrectquotesagency]

Ken: You better be ready, Priest.

Friedkin: Yeah, I bet you were born ready, right? Come on, dude. I know you want to say it. “I was born ready!”

Priest: I don’t know how Ken does this.

[jeriflyn]

#SaveDirkGently. Day 7: favorite friendship.

Bart and Panto. They are so different - they’re literally from different worlds! - and yet they became friends so easily. They just accept each other for who they are.

[princessparadoxical]

I know the Rowdy 3 are technically psychic vampires who feed on neurological energy but I’m also 100% convinced that Martin would go straight for Priest’s jugular with his literal teeth once he hears about Vogel’s fingers getting broken.