Lovin' life at the lake

((professional short person))

[coastaltide]

More cuddles and less anxiety please and thank you

[sixpenceee]

Check out the counter rotating blades on this helicopter | source

[autistic-speedbump]

Oh hey, my anxiety. I was wondering where that was. Hadn’t seen it all day.

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[coast-modern]

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

[moved-to-user-300]

[pdlcomics]

all the places

[exitwound]

There are no unsacred places; / there are only sacred places / and desecrated places.

Wendell Berry, “How to Be a Poet”

[pawjob]

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

[hymnofvalefor]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[sixpenceee]

[pepperreblogs]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

why would the world hide this from me

[darkomiyagi]

Curly flies

[egberts]

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[minuty]

[minuty]