Lovin' life at the lake

((professional short person))

[coastaltide]

More cuddles and less anxiety please and thank you

[sixpenceee]

Check out the counter rotating blades on this helicopter | source

[autistic-speedbump]

Oh hey, my anxiety. I was wondering where that was. Hadn’t seen it all day.

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[campyvillain]

i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

[campyvillain]

look at it again

[amayavittori]

Kiwis are one of my favorite animals because they are just such a shape

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[coast-modern]

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

[moved-to-user-300]

[pdlcomics]

all the places

[exitwound]

There are no unsacred places; / there are only sacred places / and desecrated places.

Wendell Berry, “How to Be a Poet”

[pawjob]

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

[hymnofvalefor]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[sixpenceee]

[pepperreblogs]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

why would the world hide this from me

[darkomiyagi]

Curly flies

[egberts]

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[minuty]