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Mapping Dungeons can be really fun :) Have a good weekend everyone!
*goes up to a gay couple*: so which one of you rolls natural 1's and which one of you rolls natural 20's?
you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro
holy shit
A frat house of deadly sins:
Lust, the guy who hits on everyone regardless of whether or not they seem inclined to reciprocate, also known as the guy who considers his own pleasure the endgame of any encounter, consistently failing to give a shit about other people’s comfort or satisfaction;
Gluttony, the guy who overindulges in everything regardless of whether or not it was offered in moderation or offered out of politeness, also known as the guy who’s always high off other people’s weed and drunk off other people’s beer, consistently failing to respect the unspoken standards of politeness;
Greed, the guy who lays claim to every object of ambiguous origin left behind after a party, also known as the guy who hoards things he’s fully aware he’ll never use before they expire or will simply never use at all, consistently failing to demonstrate an awareness of the basic concept of sharing;
Sloth, the guy who only demonstrates any agency when the possibility of getting someone else to do his work for him arises, also known as the guy who will actually expend more energy trying to get out of making a basic effort than the basic effort itself would have required, consistently failing to do much of anything;
Wrath, the guy who finds a way to pick a fight with anyone nearby regardless of the circumstances, also known as the guy who’s formed an elaborate system of self-justifications to excuse his violent behaviours rather than attempt to curb his temper, consistently failing to take responsibility for his actions;
Envy, the only nice guy in the house, also known as the guy who thinks the world and everyone in it owes him something regardless of whether or not he’s done anything to deserve it, consistently failing to recognize that basic acts of human decency do not entitle him to the regard and attentions of others;
and Pride, the guy whose stories keep getting longer every time you hear them, also known as the guy who can’t stand not to be the centre of attention and who only starts conversations with others in the interests of talking about himself, consistently failing to take into account the fact that literally no one likes a person who feels compelled to engage everyone around them in constant games of self-congratulatory one-upmanship.
They are insiduous people, these frat brothers, primarily because you know people exactly like them and could never quite put your finger on why they’re so goddamned infuriating.
the sons of the white suburban moms of the apocalypse
the white suburban moms of the apocalypse:
war: stands up at the pta meeting to remind everyone evolution is just a theory and shouldn’t be taught in science class
famine: invited you over for dinner but everything’s vegan and gluten-free
pestilence: didn’t vaccinate her fucking kids and now the whole neighborhood’s got measles
death: on the way to sign her divorce papers and you just put regular instead of sugar-free syrup in her half-caf no whip caramel latte
“Do you want more spiders? Because I can add more spiders.”
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if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point
Does every goth femme have those black thigh highs with the stripes at the top?
My thighs too chub
Same tho. They roll aaaaaaaall the way down
let me introduce you to SockDreams! They make actual good quality socks & stockings for thick thighs and they’re AMAZING and I have thunder thighs and they still fit. Like. Freakin’ amazing.
https://www.sockdreams.com/dreamer-americana-thigh-high.html
(maybe signal boost so other big babes can see this? I don’t have that many followers)
OMG THEY EVEN HAVE THE “GOTH FEMME THIGH HIGHS”!!!!!!
they also have a wide variety of pride flag socks! these are mine:
I love them ♡
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YES PLEASE!
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Awwww, this post is making us so happy!! Thanks for recommending us – we are here for all of your femme goth and pride sock needs!
Bonus sizing info:
US shoe size: 7-14 women’s, 5-12 men’s Stretch, around leg: 28" at cuff, 24" mid-sock Length, heel to top: 28"
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I NEED BI SOCKS
Also, finding thigh highs are so fucking difficult since my thighs are thick but the rest of my legs are skinny. They never stay up ever.
Sock slippage is a real problem, and I’ve seen people have trouble no matter the size of their leg (big or small, it actually comes down more to the shape of your leg). Of course, gravity will always be an issue, but there are a few ways you can combat it!
I’ve found wearing socks layered over leggings or tights is the easiest way to help them stay up better. This is especially nice in the winter, when you’ll want to layer up anyway.
There are also garter belts, which can work really well either over tights/leggings, or on their own. For thicker socks, I’d recommend the Suspender Clip Industrial Garter Belt, since it has more stay-up power. But garter belts can show under thinner dresses and skirts, and aren’t super comfortable with pants/shorts, so…
My favorite method is sock glue. We carry the It Stays! Body Adhesive, and it can be a life-safer. It has a roll-on applicator, and washes right off with water, so it’s very easy to both apply and remove. You just roll it on, press the socks down for a few seconds to help it set, and then you should be good to go all day!
I hope that helps!
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This post gives me life because I have to wear fitted compression thigh highs every day because of my illness to keep me from passing out. I can’t wear these, but I didn’t know people wore them and look cute as fuck doing so and now I feel less awkward 😭😭😭😭 Thank you beautiful sould
Aw, nothing to be embarrassed about! Sounds like your socks are both functional and fashionable. Rock those socks with pride!
♥Lucy
LET ME TELL Y’ALL A STORY ABOUT SOCK DREAMS.
A long time ago a Sock Dreams review was one of my first fat fashion blog posts way back in the day. The socks were small and I was disappointed.
Someone (I cannot remember who) reached out to me and sent me an email promising they were trying to do better. By that time I’d heard that same story from MANY retailers big and small. Etsy sellers who only knew how to sew or measure for a size 2 to brands like Lip Service. So I didn’t look at Sock Dreams for a few years and then, someone gave me a pair of O Basics. I went back to the site and HOLY SHITBALLS !
Not only had they come through, they came through in a huge way. Sizing recs, measurements, photos of things on thick and thin and y’all.
I was not only shooketh but I’ve been a pretty loyal customer since and when I want cool socks, I buy Sock Dreams.
If you think you’re too fat or weird shaped to buy fancy socks, go to Sock Dreams.Don’t be shy! Get your fance socks on.
Aw, this is such an amazing story! I’m not crying, you’re crying!
I can’t really speak much to the early years, but in the six years I’ve worked for Sock Dreams, they have always been very committed to listening to customers and taking feedback to heart. Not everything can be changed over night, and we do run into some limitations (our Extraordinary Thigh Highs are currently as stretchy as we can get them with the current machines at our disposal, and even though we know they work for a lot of people, there are still leg’s that they aren’t stretchy enough for), but we do always try to move styles forward, and make socks that will work for as many people as possible. Everyone deserves fun socks!
Thank you for sharing your wonderful story with us! We’ll try to live up to it and keep making better products for our customers!
♥Lucy
I feel the need to add another story to this because so many people have asked me where to get socks to wear with leg braces and the answer is always Sock Dreams.
I discovered Sock Dreams when I first got leg braces. Bare plastic against my skin was not fun, but my socks kept slipping down and really long socks were hard to find in stores. So I went looking for garters. Sock Dreams was the first website I found that sold garters without looking like a porn site. And then I discovered their amazing OTK socks that they sold all year round. I haven’t bought socks anywhere else for the past five years.
They have a wide price range, size range, wide variety of materials the socks are made of, ALL THE COLORS AND PATTERNS YOUR HEART DESIRES, and they donate to charitable organizations. And, arm warmers.
Also, Asexual Pride socks are the best.
Y’all are warming our hearts with these stories! We’re truly touched by our awesome customer base— you’re how we are able to do what we do!
♥Lucy
Sock Dreams was also clutch when I was working on cosplay stuff for ECCC this year. I tweeted them a few questions and showed them what I was trying to make happen and they got back to me super fast with multiple options. They have really awesome sizing information too. I was in between sizes and ordered a Rago 6 strap garter but turned out the fit wasn’t quite right. I emailed them and asked then what they advised for an exchange and got all squared up. I have their bi pride socks and they’re really great quality!! I’m always recommending Sock Dreams :)
So glad it worked out! We love helping with cosplay recommendations or con-prep. Hope you had a great ECCC (we sure had fun)!
♥Lucy
Yet again I just wanna talk about my love for Sock Dreams. Before Sock Dreams, I mostly did not wear socks. I mean I’m a hobbit and I mostly don’t wear socks anyway, and living in central CA I could wear sandals year-round, but like I WANTED to be able to embrace cozy long socks, and I could only find ankle socks because I have them big calves and thick thighs.
ANyway now I live in a place where I need to wear socks a lot and sometimes I need to be able to wear long socks so I can wear boots comfortably because there’s real weather up here in Oregon, and that’s where Sock Dreams saved my life. I have unicorn socks, I have space socks, I have genderqueer pride flag socks (they were sold out of ace ones when I ordered but I’m going to have to order again and get some of that sock glue before my next convention anyway)
I love this company. Also when I got my pride socks I got the cutest sticker?? The stickers are incredibly cute I want a million stickers in all the colors.
Ah yeah, here in Oregon we know weather! But so glad the socks we carry have helped you survive your new home, and feel great doing it!
We’ll often toss in stickers if we spot a gift note or if we’ve chatted through email about the order for whatever reason, but you can also add a sticker to your order right from our website. They’re free with the purchase of any other items, and we rotate through new designs every season, so it pays to check back whenever you order to see if there are new designs!
♥Lucy
Let me tell you, peeps: I have been buying things from Sock Dreams before they were Sock Dreams. They have always been professional, delightful, and just all-around wonderful people.
Plus, they have information about item sizes! Information about fiber content! They consistently update the website to reflect stock amounts! And they occasionally draw cute things on invoices.
I *love* Sock Dreams, and I expect to be buying things from them for a very long time.
Modern Vampires:
Let The Right One In (2008)
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)
Only Lover’s Left Alive (2013)
Trouble Every Day (2001)
Byzantium (2012)
Thirst (2009)
Afflicted (2013)
What We Do In The Shadows (2014)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Daybreakers (2009)
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Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.
I started playing some D&D campaigns for the first time and these are my two characters. Granny is a halfling rogue.
My cleric half-elf dnd character, Roux Estaire. ╰(・∇・╰)
Roux is a follower of the Church of Gallus, a religion that recognizes chickens as our rightful Gods and Masters. She’s a traveling acolyte on a pilgrimage to spread her faith.
D&D campaign but all the npcs are named like those “your (dragon, angel, stripper…) name” memes
great
Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???
im totally fucking serious i want the next sci-fi movie blockbuster to be about exorcising the ghosts of malevolent dinosaurs
i just lost a follower well guess whos not getting tickets to the opening night of velocigeist: revenge of the cretaceous
What about Tyrannosaurus Rexorcist?
And there’s that classic scene that’s in every horror movie when the character goes to the bathroom and opens the mirror
and everything seems fine
but then she
closes it
“You try diplomacy, however the paladin is covered in spiders”
me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before
my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship
me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release
me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc