Roxanne Saracen

@roxannesaracen-blog

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*.:｡ ✧ imsg › roxanne

mercy: hOW THOUGH gimme specifics who made the first movie bc we all know lizzie wasn't attracted to him and gordo didn't have the balls so tell me how did they fuck

mercy: wow kate must be real mad

mercy: I DO her hair styles gave me life i aspire to be like miranda

roxy: i mean, it was obvious throughout the entire show that gordo was into her but lizzie was oblivious. i don't know sometimes when you've been friends that long that sense of security just turns into feelings of love or lust. MAYBE she was like lemme just hit it one time and see if hes got that good dick.

roxy: kate can suck it, i could totally take her

roxy: omg i dont know what to say to you right now HONESTLY

#text

zodeutchdaily

#muse

*.:｡ ✧ imsg › roxanne

mercy: do you ever drink alone and start thinking a lOT so you like.... begin asking yourself the bIG questions

mercy: like did lizzie and gordo ever fuck

mercy: is ethan craft doing okAY

mercy: also what happened to miranda why wasn't she in italy

roxy: they had to have fucked, lets be real

roxy: ethan is my husband and i can assure you he is doing just fine

roxy: WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT THAT BITCH

#text

lux-austin-blog

“Y’know, you shouldn’t invite someone into the bathroom with you unless you have coke,” Lux leaned against the sink, and rolled her eyes, “that’s just rude.”

roxannesaracen-blog

A loud huff escaped the redhead's lips as she shot a glare in the blondes direction. “I never said I didn’t have any,” She mumbled fumbling through her bag. “I simply stated I might’ve misplaced it.”

taylorswiftdaily

@roryinthehouse: how many chicken nuggets is too many chicken nuggets

@foxyroxy: i feel like this is a trick question @roryinthehouse but i max out at 9 before a nugget coma strikes

#tweet

ashxhaywood

“There were these two girls in front of me at the store buying a Ouija board and I don’t get it. Like– why do people want to fuck with that shit? No wonder all the dead things get angry at ‘em. I would too if people kept trying to talk to me when I was doing shit. Like, okay Heather, we get it. Just get a damn hobby. Teach yourself to knit or some shit. Stop summoning fucking demonic forces and getting Jessica possessed.”

roxannesaracen-blog

“How do you know Heather isn’t some high voodoo priestess with a serious vendetta against Jessica? I mean, she could even just be trying to get in touch with her dead grandma or some normal shit too. Don’t hate on them just because you’re not ready to mess with bad juju.”

afdsfsdfsdfsfdsfsf

“ so, last night i finally decided to get my first tattoo. all i wanted was ‘beautiful’ in arabic on my side, but somehow the guy managed to get half of my tattoo on my boob. you could say i’m a little pissed. next time you see my boobs, don’t be alarmed if you see letters on one of them. “

roxannesaracen-blog

“How is it you didn’t feel him running onto your boob with a needle poking into your skin about three hundred times per second? Better yet -- how are you sure it’s actually beautiful in arabic and not some alarming vulgar word he tricked you into?”

avlo-deactivated20230102

“ okay, i have had enough of reading about global capital markets and trying to understand investment banking analysis. if i look at these textbooks any longer, i think i’m going to fuckin’ explode. anyways, what i’m trying to get at here is that i need to go to a party or get drunk off my ass and you’re going to join me. ”

roxannesaracen-blog

“I still don’t understand why you don’t just make a drinking game out of studying. It’s simple, responsible, and reliable. As for getting drunk off your ass, you say all that like I haven’t already started without you.”