all images are tweets from the twitter roleplay account “Jurassic Park Updates”.
We have decided to cancel today’s dinosaur talent show after every dinosaur wrote down “unthinkable chaos” as their talent
There’s no room for hate here at Jurassic Park, which is why we have decided to remove the statue of Robert E. Lee from the visitors center.
many visitors are asking if dinosaurs are “different from dragons”. we hear you and we are looking into it
we also have a pretty cool bug exhibit not that any of you care
running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. the passcode to the big gate is 565634.
(same image as above, but new tweet): sorry that’s the passcode to the t rex cage. the passcode to the big gate is 565635.
(still same image, third tweet): be there in about an hour. forget you saw that first code please. it will open the T rex gate from the front keypad.
the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing
if anyone sees a dinosaur in like a random place let us know haha
the triceratops got killed so we have a temporary st. bernard
hey is anyone a lawyer haha
Hi thid is velocrsptpr. I lenaring ti tipe Nd spell
if you lost a loved one to a winged dinosaur today they have an unfair advantage so we’ll give you a free admission tomorrow. if you lost someone to a dinosaur on legs sorry but we have legs too.
a karen is here and she is demanding to speak to our manager we are going to tell her our manager is the t. rex haha
we just found out the t rex lived during the cretaceous period and not the jurassic period so now we have to shoot the t rex and Bill (the guy who made our logo)
Please do not try to befriend the velociraptors. Emotionally they take much more than they give
If you are being eaten, please do not scream. You could potentially be spreading covid-19. Keeping visitors safe is our number 1 priority
wow a dinosaur just tried to eat me. guests i can understand but staff should be off limits
“RAWR” does NOT mean “I love you” in dinosaur. They will take it as a threat XD
We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don’t know what the other ones are called
In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever “escaped” because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart
(same image as above, but new tweet): but yeah like eighteen to nineteen dinosaurs are currently loose
accidents happen all the time chill out
There’s a section of the park where we keep all the hot dinosaurs. We have a spinosaurus over there that is fine af and a parasaurolophus that can get it
the dinosaurs have unionized
all the dinosaurs periods have finally synced up which is so special <3
(same image as above, but new tweet): a lot of people are saying dinosaurs “lay eggs” so they don’t have periods. ok ummm then explain all the blood everywhere
“Dinosaur” comes from the Greek word “dinosaur” meaning “dinosaur”
