RoyalShyPython

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[anxietyproblem]

[william-snekspeare]

anyway though stop being rude please we just like animals

[mollydoesfanart-blog]

CLOAK

[markiplier]

Woah cool!

[haulinausss]

 He has the biggest heart and the most meaningful eyes I’ve ever seen.

[handsomedogs]

18/52 weeks of Finn

[pokemon]

Humans. Pokémon. Ryan Reynolds.

Wait—Ryan Reynolds?!

Get ready for a Pokémon adventure like you’ve never seen before, Trainers—POKÉMON Detective Pikachu hits theaters in Summer 2019!

[tyleroakley]

oh my fucking god

[mischievousdog]

Inktober 2017, 10/31: The Dog and the Shadow A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He immediately let go of his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away. It is not wise to be too greedy. – Aesop’s Fables, translated by George Fyler Townsend

[mischievousdog]

Inktober 2017, 25/31: The Man and the Lion A MAN and a Lion traveled together through the forest. They soon began to boast of their respective superiority to each other in strength and prowess. As they were disputing, they passed a statue carved in stone, which represented “a Lion strangled by a Man.” The traveler pointed to it and said: “See there! How strong we are, and how we prevail over even the king of beasts.” The Lion replied: “This statue was made by one of you men. If we Lions knew how to erect statues, you would see the Man placed under the paw of the Lion.” One story is good, till another is told. – Aesop’s Fables, translated by George Fyler Townsend

[mischievousdog]

I’m a horrible dancer, I ain’t gonna lie but I’ll be damned if that means that I ain’t gonna try ♪♫

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[clairence-draws]

Omg.. I love it

[askdamienlavey]

@scotthowlsmailbox …Is this what happens, Scott?

[quicktoloveorhate]

glad to see the yee never dies

[danielhowell]

smart casual but try to make it edgy and stand in the rain in front of an office full of people watching you do a photo shoot

[dangdfeng]

the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand

the ultimate spook bois 

[gokuma]

Carved himself out of the pumpkin

[gnotknormal]

That last one they are smiling!!

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[the-tree-line]

the U.S. is a shitshow so let’s just make a new country and elect snakes as our leaders

[the-tree-line]

here’s my nomination

[ramenreptiles]

Meet, your opponent..!

[pansneksual]

Shiny 🐍✨

[falseknees]

Unique