Sexy Bastard

My RoyEd indulgence

[tsu-ru-3]

[lera2x2]

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

[grandfather-paradoxx]

Shower thoughts:

Someone could accuse Edward Elric of micro aggression and he’d blow his top thinking they called him short.

[clint-triumphs]

Roy : Why does your generation have so many acronyms?

Alphonse an absolute menace : It’s convenient. For example, ‘DTF?’ means ‘down to fight?’ So you don’t have to write it all out when you need backup. Like, if you text it to brother, I bet he’ll come right away.

Roy : Really???

Winry, texting Roy : What the hell did you just send to Ed??? He read it and immediately jumped out at the window!

Roy : Wow, it actually works!

Alphonse : Crazy right?

Riza : You're a menace Alphonse.

Alphonse : and proud of it.

[royedfullflame]

Imagine this: Roy opens his door to Ed measuring him down.

Roy: Let's do this.

Ed crosses the door.

Roy closes it. Turns around. And freezes at the sight of a very naked, very aroused Ed.

Ed: Yeah, let's do this, old man. Show me what you got.

*Roy, exe. has stopped working*: In all my years of vital industry, this is the third time this has ever happened.

[darkcrowprincess]

I think another one of my favorite royed tropes in fics is Roy realizing he doesn't have to really put up a mask for Ed. Yeah they tease and mess with each other and get on each other's nerves. But I genuinely love the slow built realization Roy has that Edward is just so genuinely earnest and honest (mainly with the people he trusts),even with everything hes been through. He doesn't have to fake it with Edward because they have both seen each other at their worst. Roy is so use to mind games and politics, and having to use the skills that he gain from living with his aunt to create this mask and persona. But with Edward he doesn't have to. Edward tells him right to his face what he thinks and how he feels. Its insane and so vulnerable. And Roy feels safe with that.

[aiphelix]

I didn't realize I drew two shirtless Eds this week

smh

[u-m1-ta]

"Come on, Ed… don’t make that face, I’m here now." ✨

[majestie-majesty]

Not super romantic but I kinda saw this and thought of them

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Winry: Are you alright? Ed: Short answer or long answer? Winry: ...Short? Ed: No. Winry: Long answer? Ed: Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[majestie-majesty]

Shitty meme for 520

Anyways Twitter almost ruined this ship for me all I did was come back to RoyEd tumblr and my love for the ship was restored i love u all

[reeeepa]

Ed: Did you lock the door?

Roy: Of course, I’m very cautious.

Ed: Oh.

Roy: Not like someone.

Ed:……

Ed: I was on purpose.

Roy: Didn’t say I mind.

[hikaru9art]

520 cens

[jadedgalvanizer-deactivated2019]

With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene With her straw-blonde hair, her arms hard and lean She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene - Hozier, Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene

[dawnlightsilhouette]

Ling: Hey Ed, I like your top.

Roy: I have a name.

Ed: :)

[redtil]

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