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[rozaholladay]

liz's hollanov fic recs

I haven't done one of these in so long, but the heated rivalry fandom just has so many good fics I felt that I needed to share, so here we are! I might make another one if I have enough fics to do so :) this list is kinda all over the place, with no specific au or universe, so brace yourself lmao

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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual

In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

Is Ilya Rozanov Really....? (A 5+1 story) by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous

After Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.

hot mics and hotter rivalries (or how i learned to stop worrying and let my boyfriend out us on national television) by pucksandpower

Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent. And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya. Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him. Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone. What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers. The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone

'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time' “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya. “I want to eat him,” Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face. “Like...sexually or...literally? Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard. “Yes,” Haas looked into the camera in utter fear. Alternatively, The Office Fic [NEW CHAPTER ADDED]

@MLHTracker by summerblood

The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

ShaneHollander_24 has started an Instagram live! by leaveittome

"Holy shit. Hollander. You are on Instagram live.” “No, I don’t want to livestream. Hey— can we not focus on this? I miss you. Thanks for coming. It’s been a while. I just want to—” “Do not put me on camera, no— Shane. Hand me the phone.” Comments → @ilyasplants: ilyas here. thers no fucking way. im being pranked → @holllanderrrr: ILYAS THERE WITH HIM??? OH MY GODDD → @hollazia: SHANE HOLLANDER GAY ILYA ROZANOV GAY HOMOSEXUALS

The Spirit Stick by FestiveFerret

Ilya Rozanov is the thorn in Shane's side. He's rude, cocky, stressfully perceptive, and his stats are the only ones better than Shane's in the whole OUA. Even worse, they play on the same team, and the only person who might beat Shane out for the C next year is Rozanov. Ilya and Shane are so at odds they can't even manage to complete a stupid challenge at Playoff Camp without making fools of themselves and, according to Hazy, getting cursed. It's frustrating and embarrassing, until it becomes clear that the curse is very very real and it becomes horrifying instead. For the next six weeks (at least) Shane is stuck by Ilya's side, unable to go more than a few feet away without unbearable pain. Now, they somehow have to pull off going to class, winning the playoffs, and not killing each other, not to mention keeping their secret from their friends and teammates. Shane is so fucked.

say you'll see me again by jarpadsalecki

Shane Hollander was too far away in the stands for Ilya to see him earlier. Now here he is, up close. Shane Hollander, Canadian boy wonder, who Ilya is just about sick and tired of hearing about.

Shane, the boy he has been dreaming about since he was eight years old.

The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower

The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander. They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence. It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one. Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

All I Want for Christmas by FlameHazel18

Shane and Ilya's relationship is the best kept secret in all of professional hockey. That is, until an ill-fated Christmas party brings it all crashing down.

Eat Your Bread Crusts by aphrodisiatic_cat

t4t hollanov tboys play on the same hockey team in uni - out/early transition shane x stealth ilya

- "This is Ilya Rozanov," Hayden says. "You might have to hospitalise him if you want to play center anytime soon." "Noted," Shane says, sipping his drink to avoid that intense gaze. "You are Shane Hollander, yes? I have heard of you." "Yeah?" Shane feels himself bristle. His acceptance into a men's league last year as a trans man did get some low-level coverage. He stands straighter, ready for some insult about - "Mm, yes. My friend took me to see final of your league last year. You scored big hat-trick to win game." He takes a slow sip of his clear drink. "But backhand is a bit weak." "Weak backhand?" Shane scoffs. "Yes. Is okay, I will teach you. Maybe let you play center once or twice during season." "That's not happening." Shane feels anger running under his skin, but relief as well, that the guy was just chirping his hockey skills. "Thanks for your generous offer, though."

but daddy i love him by rachelrae

What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

Young and Hopelessly Smitten by jukoist

This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends. It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

walk him like a dog (or a wolf) by beautifullyblue

alternate universe where it’s ‘i’m coming to the cottage’ but make it feral werewolf shifter Ilya trying to court an oblivious Shane. or Shane trying to enjoy a relaxing time at the cottage only to discover a hot naked man in his living room, instead of the wolf he had previously put there.

First Time WAG by DadMight

Alexis: Considering how he throws Hollander around on the ice, I’m worried about you girl 😂 Jane: Oh, he does love to throw me around. Jane: Haha. Or, Ilya’s decision to fuck with Shane backfires spectacularly. And Shane gets a support system along the way.

That's all for now! I might make a part two, so just lmk if you would want that, or even if you want a specific category of recs :) go show the authors some love!

[themoonandmyman]

A detail that so many reactors seem to miss is JJ casually calling Ilya a ‘cocksucking russian’ while Shane and the rest of the team watch the Raiders win the cup. It’s dismissed as a garden variety insult when it’s so homophobically charged, and such a clear indication that this is something Shane has had to deal with every day since he was 8, from people Shane considers to be his closest friends. Hurts my heart.

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[rozaholladay]

I think a detail that I don't see people talking about as another subtle detail with Shane's autism is when they hook up for the second time, when Shane goes down on Ilya, he puts his hand on ilyas chest like Ilya did to him when he blew him for the first time as a show of him mirroring Ilya and I think its beautiful in a very specific way

[chaos0pikachu]

Shane: having a whole ass bottomed out existential crisis after coming out to his parents and having thoughts of the future

Ilya:

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[atomictourists]

Piping hot take: I don't give a shit if straight actors play queer characters as long as they do so with empathy and authenticity. When you say shit like "only queer actors should play queer characters" what you're actually saying is only OUT queer actors should play queer characters. If you're assuming an actor (or anyone else, for that matter) who hasn't declared their sexuality is straight, you are participating in heteronormativity.

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[rozaholladay]

Minsungs live felt like something I wasn't supposed to see tbh. Like Minhos fond ass eyes every time he looked at Jisung and their soft banter I'm going crazy

[rozaholladay]

Am I the only one thinking that minsung has had a pretty dramatic shift if their energy lately? Maybe it's just because I'm on twitter now, but even before I was using twitter they've just seemed so, domestic?? They seem like their dynamic have kind of set in place and they're just peak happiness and peace with eachother. I'm not saying they are absolutely positively together because obviously I don't know them personally BUT what they've shown us and have continuously hinted at for like years now is just so in our face, they aren't even trying hide it. But either way I'm just very happy for them because they seem to have found happiness with eachother and I just think that's so special

[minsungsuwu]

[delululover]

The funniest thing about the minsung fandom is that we dont NEED edits or fanfics, we can just post what an original clip of jisung and minho and it will look gay af. Now I was watching a minsing video today and someone in the comments went "scared of my own fandom" (clearly they were an anti-minsunger) but the funny part was the "fandom" did nothing, it was a video of few of their sus moments combined together, no edits, no manipulation of the moments, NOTHING.

They are just gay dude. No matter if you like it or not, they act so sus that some of their moments compiled together looks like a gay fanfiction come to life. But it aint our fault. If your homophobic ahh cant take it then just SCROLL, it aint that hard.

[rozaholladay]

I just get so mad when people are plain ignorant about how abuse and grooming can shape a person. It's like if the abuse isn't spelled out in black and white an it doesn't look like "traditional abuse" it doesn't count to these people.

You can hate Draco all you want, and I respect that. What I don't respect is people trying to pretend he didn't grow up in a house with elitist parents who beat their mindset into his head and would've disowned him if he didn't fall in line, and was just born evil just because. I will always stand by my opinion that if he didn't grow up the way he did he would not have been that person.

Family, especially when your young, shapes who you are and your values. You can grow out of certain values if you are given the space and freedom too. Draco did not have that. As soon as he was old enough to start questioning, a literal psychopath murderer was moved into his home and likely watched his every move, not even mentioning his parents.

"Oh, but Harry grew up in an abusive environment and he didn't grow to be a bad person!"

I don't even know how this argument is valid in people's heads because while yes, they were both abused, it was in very different ways.

Harry was isolated, bullied by his "family," and was made to do household labor to "earn his place." Draco, on the other hand, was spoiled. He grew up mostly as a little prince because that's how his parents treated him. But, that also made it a lot easier to mold his beliefs and values, because if his parents, who give him mostly anything he wants believe it, why shouldn't he?

And even if that argument didn't exist, PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT. They have different brains, different thought process, different ways of survival. Draco has a more sinical and logical thought process, so he's more calculated and cautious most of the time. Harry is more head on, illogical at times, and impulsive. They have every different personalitys and ways they process. They are not going to be perfect in either boat for processing abuse and grooming from a young age.

So yes, you can dislike Draco for his many bad decisions, thats fine, but don't pretend he's just bad for the plot. It's just unrealistic.