SOOOOO I canât say I know what to call this but basically my amazing source of inspiration rozyduskion and I were pitching this concept back forth and I wanted to post it cause itâs the cutest thing ever. FYI like 99% of this are Rozyâs ideas but I kinda put a spin on it. If yaâll arenât following Rozy I highly suggest it, theyâre content is blessed.
-It all started with the god damn Red Hair showing up unannounced
-Not only did he have the audacity to show up on the Big Top, but with a four year old girl in tow
-Can you imagine Buggyâs shock, disgust, and utter horror, when Shanks says, This is my daughter (Name). Sheâs been so excited to meet you.
-Can you imagine his even greater horror when the bumbling little thing latches on to his leg laughing about how her UNCLE BUGGY is funny looking
-Buggy will swear up and down all while trying to get the little girl off of his leg till he practically dies of embarrassment
-If things couldnât get any worse, Shanks has the gall to ask Buggy to babysit the little heathen while heâs away on dangerous business
-Buggy sputters and shouts telling Shanks he and his little crotch spawn can go to hell etc etc, when that witch of a woman Alivida agrees for Buggy
-Thus Buggy is now stuck with this little girl who calls him her uncle and he hates it
-Then days go by, and then weeks, and Buggy starts wondering if Shanks has dumped (Name) on him.
-At first this thought makes him really angry, but then, suddenly it doesnâtâŠ. Buggy becomes okay to the idea of little (Name) staying with himâŠ
-But he ignores the feeling, until a month after leaving his daughter with Buggy, Shanks returns
-Buggy feels this⊠pull on his heart when he waves good bye to the little girl and canât help but tear up seeing Shankâs ship disappear from view
-Itâs not the last time he sees (Name) though. Any time Shanks feels itâs best, Buggyâs new niece would end up staying on the Big Top
-Buggy comes to love being Uncle Buggy, and as the years go by his niece doesnât need to babysat anymore, but still stays with him on occasion
-Thatâs when Buggyâs perfect, precious, niece does the unthinkable
-She joins the Straw Hat Pirates
-Buggy is distraught. Absolutely unequivocally hurt by her choices
-He thought he taught her better!!
-Like a fucking theif in the night Buggy descends upon the Thousand Sunny searching for his niece because for the love of god she is getting on the Big Top right this instant
-But then he see how happy she is⊠truly happy⊠happier than heâd seen in months.. (Name) needed this and he knew it
-Failing to hold back his tears, Buggy kisses his niece on the forehead and kinda pathetically lectures Luffy about taking care of his precious niece
-He also gives her a single rule: NO DATING
-Especially not any of these morons
-He lets her stay with the Straw Hats and is practically inconsolable on the Big Top. Not even Mr. 3âs dumb face makes him feel better
-Some time goes by so Shanks and Buggy arrange to visit (Name) and the Straw Hats, but if you ask Buggy itâs most just (Name).
-They arrive and Buggy is of course crying because look how much his niece has grown up and heâs so happy to see that sheâs safe
-All seems normal except for that swordsman thatâs always with Luffy. That guy is being even more stand off-ish than usual
-Buggy doesnât say anything, but canât get this nagging feeling to go away. Not throughout dinner or drinks or the party the crew had thrown for them, and then suddenly it hits him!
-He snatches up a large steak knife from the table, slices his arm off and YEETS it across the room and grabs Zoro by the back of his shirt collar
-The room is now mostly silent as Buggy pulls Zoro to him. Then with the venom of a thousand cobras, the clown hisses, You.
-Shanks canât help but laugh as Zoro looks like he might vomit
-Buggy is so angry but he has to know. Are you dating-
-Before he can even finish his sentence Zoro frantically blurts out, YES-AND-I-GOT-HER-PREGNANT-TOO
-The room is now dead silent. Franky is now so glad heâs been filming the entire thing and Shanks has dropped his whisky bottle on the floor
-Some may say Buggs fainted, but he prefers dissociated for a few moments, regardless when he comes to heâs FURIOUS
-Shanks however is processing the information. Imagine Windows 97 error sounds
-Then Luffy gets super excited and starts singing about Shanks being a grandpa
-The entire crew knew about it, but (Name) wanted to tell her father and uncle before anyone else
-But Zoro that panicky little fucker beat her too it
-Buggy is so angry that he canât even speak. Heâs just angrily flailing his limbs around and opening and closing his mouth like a fish
-In the background one can see Usopp losing it cause: Oh god their gonna kill Zoro! I told you they would! Franky do something!
-Shanks the poor man is still processing and needs an Advil
-(Name) decides enough is enough and marchs over to Buggy and Shanks
-She grabs each of their hands and places it on her belly while smiling at them wider than she ever has
-Shanks kinda unfreezes, scrambles to his knees and pulls his daughter close
-The man presses his forehead to her baby bump and just start bawling. Heâs so god damn happy
-Buggy has been staring at his hand placed on her stomach for awhile before he realizes he hasnât moved and sheâs staring at him
-Shes smiling but Buggy knows (Name) well enough to know that she needs to know heâs happy for her too or she canât be happy
-He pulls her in for a gentle hug as he smiles. The man is crying as he rests his head on his precious nieceâs head, but heâd deny it to hell and back
-Zoro clutches his chest with relief when Buggy letâs him go, sheds a few tears, thanking God that is life has been spared
-The entire crew is crying except Luffy, whoâs still fucking singing, and Sanji
-The cook waltz over to Zoro, hooks his arm around Zoroâs shoulders, and says, I knew youâd live
-Then through his tears Shanks looks at Zoro and sobs out, Iâm going to kill you with my bare hands
-It appears Sanji spoke far too soonâŠ.