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an excited pupper!!¡!

[thebootydiaries]

Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

[rraaffaaffaa]

farmer: ur a peach

peach: thank

[meanplastic]

I FORGOT BRITISH PPL CALL GIRLS BIRDS AND I WAS SUPREMELY DISTURBED

[tyleroakley]

JESUS

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[chrissongzzz]

[notparishilton]

THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

White people is a slur? Noted.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

[affablyevil]

Lmao.

[quasarkisses]

what you’re witnessing here isn’t a slur, it’s all Four of my white taste buds being saved by the kindness of poc in food service

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[porterr-robinson]

[husbandcinnamon]

lurkin

[the-lumberjake]

razzle dazzle

[rraaffaaffaa]

the hogwarts houses at their worst

gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it

slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention

ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT

hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[paprika]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rraaffaaffaa]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[justbadpuns]

A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.