this blog is cancelled

entp 7w8, sagittarius, usa. im not cool.

[attrip]

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is god

[strongbowdarkfruit]

torterra

[campadog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[vividsunset]

This is a large quiz featuring characters from all seven Star Wars films (this quiz was made in 2016, shortly after the release of TFA).

[vividsunset]

Now updated to include Rogue One!

[vividsunset]

Now updated to include The Last Jedi!

[ladofletters]

Guillermo Del Toro posted this

[coolcyberprizes]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON:

A CYBER COW!

[theclash]

In 2018, we up our usage of the word groovy by 500%

[rabm]

luigi stans: i worship luigi every night as my god and mario is the devil mario stans: MARIO IS A GOOD BOY!!!! MATTHEW PATTHEW SHUT UP!!!!! wario stans: he is so Round… he eat a garlic…. love this nasty man… waluigi stans: i would kill the other characters if it meant waluigi could get his own game

[murolo-moved]

peach/daisy/rosalina fans: pribcess

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Bowser stans: ohhh big man… bear… thick… big muscles… sexy… raw me…

[hewwo92]

yoshi people: awahwahwahwahhh!

[byebyenow-wubdkjbdkfjbksdjbjsb]

toad stans: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[espikvlt]

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[dongqu33n-blog]

People who go on baby name sites

Expecting parents

Gamers naming their rpg characters

[himluv]

Writers struggling to come up with interesting, yet relatable names for their characters.

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[celestial-naiad]

Masha is the best

[stimman3000]

honestly 2017 has been such a ride that the pentagon just admitted they had a ufo department and the head of it says they found aliens and I’m just like “hm. okay I guess”

[stimman3000]

I hope the aliens think im sexy

[crashpit]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/18/politics/luis-elizondo-ufo-pentagon/index.html

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[gif87a-com]

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

0 hesitation

[arbitrary-stag]

Nyooooooooooooom