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historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

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we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

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fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)

so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

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what

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"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

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oh for fuck’s sake

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you’re missin the party candy man

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i’m at the taco bell

i’m at the combination █████ ███ and taco bell

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bruh finally

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WAIT A SECOND

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Squaring up for the kickoff in NFL Quarterback Club 2000, by Acclaim.

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Incredibly lifelike

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He’s squaring up alright

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you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

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[Gregorian chant]

feel good~

[Gregorian chant]

feel good~

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The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, March 8, 1903

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Sanji has some pretty clever culinary-based wordplay here when finishing off Wadatsumi!

Basically, Sanji has been mocking Wadatsumi by calling him フグ/fugu (pufferfish). Wadatsumi, on seeing Sanji jumping through the air, says ド肝抜かれた/dogimo nukareta, which means basically ‘I’m astonished/flabbergasted,’ but literally means something like ‘to draw out guts/nerve.’ The main component parts of the phrase are 抜く/nuku, meaning ‘to withdraw/pull out’, and 肝/kimo, meaning ‘nerve’ or, importantly here, ‘liver.’

Now, the liver is the most poisonous part of the pufferfish.

So, when Sanji annihilates Wadatsumi, he turns his earlier words around on him completely by saying, 肝抜きに気を遣う/kimo nuki ni ki wo tsukau. “(When preparing pufferfish), one must take care in extracting the liver.”